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01-12-2012, 08:22 PM
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If it were the LAPD, a sense of humor would mean they smile when they pistol whip you.
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01-12-2012, 09:33 PM
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Green Goddess
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I hurt all over. The next time I decide to take a roller coaster ride, someone smack me.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 10:25 PM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
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Originally Posted by SweetWitch
I hurt all over. The next time I decide to take a roller coaster ride, someone smack me.
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I would think the memory alone would deter you, but if you insist ...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-12-2012, 10:38 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by TE999
I would think the memory alone would deter you, but if you insist ... |
I knew I could count on you.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-12-2012, 11:42 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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He's been waiting for a chance to use that new paddle he's got hidden behind his back.
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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01-12-2012, 11:48 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
He's been waiting for a chance to use that new paddle he's got hidden behind his back. |
Kinky. What about you. What do you have hidden behind your back?
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-13-2012, 12:35 AM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
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Originally Posted by SweetWitch
Kinky. What about you. What do you have hidden behind your back?
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Who? Me? Ummm ... nuthin' ... just somethin' I picked up at the Pink Pussy Lingerie and Marital Aids shop over by the NoTell Motel.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-13-2012, 09:20 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Who? Me? Ummm ... nuthin' ... just somethin' I picked up at the Pink Pussy Lingerie and Marital Aids shop over by the NoTell Motel. |
I'm behind you so I'm able to see it, Tom.
WOW... 
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?" 
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-14-2012, 02:01 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
I'm behind you so I'm able to see it, Tom.
WOW... |
Now Now, Maj,
DOWN, GIRL!
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"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-14-2012, 03:20 PM
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Green Goddess
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Soup today. Got new tires so no more ravines and crashes. Body still hurts. I think the soup will help. If not, it will taste good.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-14-2012, 08:47 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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When I threw the sheets onto the bed after taking them out of the dryer, my wedding ring flew off. Okay, that's it. If I've lost so much weight that the ring needs to be resized, I declare the diet officially over for this half year. In June or thereabouts I'll try another two weeks and maybe another 6-8 lbs but for tonight it's fried chicken in peanut cream gravy, whole wheat pancakes and sauteed peppers with onions . . . and See's chocolate for dessert . . . the sugarless kind in my case.
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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01-14-2012, 09:30 PM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
TE999 is online now
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Now Now, Maj,
DOWN, GIRL!
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I wouldn't complain about that either, HP.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-14-2012, 09:34 PM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
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Soup today. Got new tires so no more ravines and crashes. Body still hurts. I think the soup will help. If not, it will taste good.
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I guess this means no more Automotive Ice Capades for you, huh?
Seriously, I'm glad you're okay, Molly. Maybe that soup will help some.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-14-2012, 09:40 PM
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In the Spiral
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Good evening, Naked People.
Happy Saturday. Anybody got a quarter for the jukebox?
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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01-14-2012, 09:48 PM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
TE999 is online now
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Good evening, Naked People.
Happy Saturday. Anybody got a quarter for the jukebox? |
For you, my delicate little flower, I have a pocketful ... some quarters too. 
What would you like to hear?
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-14-2012, 09:51 PM
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In the Spiral
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Originally Posted by TE999
For you, my delicate little flower, I have a pocketful ... some quarters too.
What would you like to hear? |
I do like a man who knows how to cultivate me.
How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing!
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Di
“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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01-14-2012, 10:16 PM
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How 'bout a kiss, baby
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I do like a man who knows how to cultivate me.
How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing! |
To paraphrase the Big Bopper "Oh baby, ah knooows what you like."
Hmmm ... how 'bout 'Sing, Sing, Sing' by Benny Goodman and his Orchestra? It's a Swing Era standout and it brought down the house at Carnegie Hall.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-14-2012, 10:21 PM
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In the Spiral
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Originally Posted by TE999
To paraphrase the Big Bopper "Oh baby, ah knooows what you like."
Hmmm ... how 'bout 'Sing, Sing, Sing' by Benny Goodman and his Orchestra? It's a Swing Era standout and it brought down the house at Carnegie Hall. |
Sounds just perfect.
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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01-14-2012, 11:44 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
When I threw the sheets onto the bed after taking them out of the dryer, my wedding ring flew off. Okay, that's it. If I've lost so much weight that the ring needs to be resized, I declare the diet officially over for this half year. In June or thereabouts I'll try another two weeks and maybe another 6-8 lbs but for tonight it's fried chicken in peanut cream gravy, whole wheat pancakes and sauteed peppers with onions . . . and See's chocolate for dessert . . . the sugarless kind in my case.
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Sounds delicious. The chicken barley soup (Lumpy's grandmother's recipe from old-world Italy) was absolutely fabulous. The snow came down much of the day, the air was cold and damp. The soup was perfect.
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I guess this means no more Automotive Ice Capades for you, huh?
Seriously, I'm glad you're okay, Molly. Maybe that soup will help some. |
Thanks, Tom.
Immediately after picking up the car, I went to a slick side street and tried like hell to lose control. New tires rock.
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
Good evening, Naked People.
Happy Saturday. Anybody got a quarter for the jukebox? |
Hi, Di!
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~ TE999
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01-15-2012, 06:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I do like a man who knows how to cultivate me.
How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing! |
Hello Di,
Can I recommend this ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHUktIw8aA
I'll even fire up the juke box for you.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Handley Page
"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-15-2012, 11:00 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Ahh...what a swelled Party this is!
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
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01-15-2012, 01:16 PM
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Literotica Guru
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And have you heard
of mimsey starr ?
She got smashed in the Astor Bar,
Game girls, though. Got up and finished fifth.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Handley Page
"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-15-2012, 01:20 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
And have you heard
of mimsey starr ?
She got smashed in the Astor Bar,
Game girls, though. Got up and finished fifth.
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No I haven't heard of mimsey starr.
(Smashed in the Astor Bar.) 
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-15-2012, 10:24 PM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Rolf - a mug of hot milk, please.
I can't sleep. 
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-16-2012, 05:23 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Rolf - a mug of hot milk, please.
I can't sleep. |
well, if you are determined to be awake. . . . . .
[ Molly; may your bruises ease quickly. Were you around I'd offer to sooth them for you, but you have enough admirers; unless . . . ]
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Handley Page
"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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