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Old 01-09-2012, 12:50 PM   #74177
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Maj, I think I preferred the previous AV.


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Old 01-10-2012, 06:20 PM   #74178
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Old 01-11-2012, 05:27 PM   #74179
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I'll drink to that.

And I'll drink to you.

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Old 01-11-2012, 05:39 PM   #74180
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And I'll drink to you.

Cheers, HP.
Maj, darling,.
please don't over-do it. The other one was quite sufficient, please ?
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Old 01-11-2012, 05:51 PM   #74181
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Maj, darling,.
please don't over-do it. The other one was quite sufficient, please ?

My legs started to get numb in my other AV, HP.

Besides I LOVE the sun!


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Old 01-11-2012, 05:53 PM   #74182
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My legs started to get numb in my other AV, HP.

Besides I LOVE the sun!

Cheers...
And the Sun just loves you, Maj,
but I still prefer the earlier AV. . . .
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Old 01-11-2012, 06:02 PM   #74183
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And the Sun just loves you, Maj,
but I still prefer the earlier AV. . . .

I know you do, HP.


Not to avoid anything...would you care for a sweet and slow dance?
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I know you do, HP.


Not to avoid anything...would you care for a sweet and slow dance?
Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask . . . .
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Old 01-11-2012, 06:06 PM   #74185
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Oh HP...*SIGH*

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O o o o hh.
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Damned black ice! How's the car? I'm presuming you're okay, snarky as ever?
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Damned black ice! How's the car? I'm presuming you're okay, snarky as ever?
Black ice, hell! It was half an inch of white ice covered by 2 inches of drifting snow. I had to literally pry my fingers off the steering wheel when the car finally stopped moving. Then I tried to call someone on this new-fangled iPhone and my hands were shaking so bad, I couldn't operate the touch screen. Fucking phone. Some guy named, Chad, stopped and yelled down the ravine to see if I was okay. He's the one who called a tow for me. Then I sat for over an hour, called around about getting new tires and waved off several others who wanted to see if I was okay.

But wait, it gets better. I had called Joey to tell him I was in a canyon and to not worry if he heard about it on the police wires, so what does he do? He sends a cop. Not just any cop, mind you. He sends the sneakiest bastard available and the fool crept up on me. This is not a good thing to do to anyone with PTS. I jumped out of the car and took a swing at him. Nice, huh? Fortunately, he had good reflexes and my fist hit the car instead. Ouch.

Oh, and then he pulled out the cuffs. I asked if we get foreplay first, while nursing my bruised hand. I thought he was insulted at first. Then he started laughing despite himself and asked why I tried to assault him.

I explained that the last time a guy claiming to be a cop sneaked up on me, I was kidnapped and beaten. Then I asked if my uncle sent him. He grinned and nodded and told me to get my ass back in the car.

Oh, but it gets better. Another guy pulled off to see if he could help, someone (driving too fast) sideswiped him and almost went into the ravine on top of me. The cop yelled at the fast driver, wrote tickets, cursed, shot me a dirty look and the tow truck finally showed.

Here's the fun part: I had to climb out of the ravine. That part was a blast. I landed on my face twice. Cold, bruised, wet and pissed off, I drove home instead of work when it was all done. What a grand day.
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Molly,dear, I am sure that most of your readers will be delighted to discover you are not bent, even if the car is. You can add my name to the list

Can I arrange for a large glass of something to drink ?
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Molly,dear, I am sure that most of your readers will be delighted to discover you are not bent, even if the car is. You can add my name to the list

Can I arrange for a large glass of something to drink ?
Only if you make it to go Time to go to work The car is undamaged
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Old 01-12-2012, 03:09 PM   #74196
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Molly, you have way more fun than the law allows.

Glad you are safe and sound. Well, as sound as you usually are at any rate.
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Glad you are safe and sound. Well, as sound as you usually are at any rate.
I'm just glad the cop had a sense of humor
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Sense of humor? How could he not have with lines like, "Are we into foreplay now," when he got the cuffs out.
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Sense of humor? How could he not have with lines like, "Are we into foreplay now," when he got the cuffs out.
If it were the LAPD, a sense of humor would mean they smile when they pistol whip you.
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