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08-13-2011, 07:44 AM
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Literotica Guru
ButtAnalMan is offline
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Originally Posted by aniowachick
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Nice site
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08-13-2011, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex Princess
I've never been able to get off with a faucet or shower head. It sort of makes me sad that I can't.
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try to make water stram concentrated on your clit and if you need more make the water more hot. it works with my cock. hope to work with your clit. if you want to increase the fun, insert a toy in your asshole
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08-13-2011, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bichiwife
Loved most of these things when I've played...love to put the ice in deep in both my pussy and ass and then use objects with that...mmmm so hot.
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try to create an ice dilido and try to hold it in your asshole as long as you can
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08-14-2011, 12:47 AM
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Entricity is offline
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I hate when this thought comes into my head when I'm at a female's house.
It's like I pick something up and then am like "oh dear. I hope this hasn't been in her vagina."
Lolololol.
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08-17-2011, 11:50 PM
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Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by mrsexyman
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
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Just tonight I used a swirly sucker, that was about 12" long.
I'm on vacation and forgot to pack my favorite toy, but the gift shop had one of the long twisted swirl suckers.
OMG the ribbing and sweetness. My husband was in love and enjoyed the way i tasted, I squirted across the room, we are here one more day and i will be buying another,
Cucumber, popsicles,
when I was a young teen, E.T light up finger.
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08-18-2011, 12:01 AM
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Really Experienced
blondebomb40DD is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsexyman
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
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Just tonight I used a long twisted swirl lolly pop sucker. My husband loved watching me use it and the way I tasted after. The ribbing felt amazing and I squirted like mad.
I'm on vacation and I forgot my favorite toy. I found that long twisted lolly in the gift shop, we have one more night here and I will be buying another.
as a young teen I used a light up E.T. Finger (google it) This was the 1st thing I used
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08-19-2011, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Well.. lots of things. I'll second, or is it third? the electric toothbrush. Various bottles of lotions, soaps and whatnot. Maglight. Produce; cucumbers and corn on the cob. Hmm.. that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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A married lady I know, uses cucumbers but with a twist. She peels it first and then uses it afterwards she puts it in a salad and serves it to her unaware hubby and older teenage son. She gets more bang for the buck when she watches them both gobble up their salads.
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08-19-2011, 11:55 PM
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Fun question:
Large Mag Light flashlight
Handle of large Craftsman tools - screwdriver, ratchet socket driver
Cucumber
Corn on cob
Pool cue handle
Sonicare tooth brush
Stick shift knob on VW (was making out in car and it got kinky)
Long empty pill bottle from pharmacy
Bed post (footboard had 2 perfectly shaped ends for mounting)
Coors Light bottle (sticker removed)
8 inch stick of hard dry salami from deli
Carrot
Small diameter stone rolling pin (from kitchen)
Cross pen
Curling iron
Vacuum cleaner hose attachment
Facing the jet and spreading my legs in the jacuzzi
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08-20-2011, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by blondebomb40DD
Just tonight I used a long twisted swirl lolly pop sucker. My husband loved watching me use it and the way I tasted after. The ribbing felt amazing and I squirted like mad.
I'm on vacation and I forgot my favorite toy. I found that long twisted lolly in the gift shop, we have one more night here and I will be buying another.
as a young teen I used a light up E.T. Finger (google it) This was the 1st thing I used
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That is so sweet 
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08-21-2011, 06:48 AM
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Karamazov is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SharonSunshine
Fun question:
Large Mag Light flashlight
Handle of large Craftsman tools - screwdriver, ratchet socket driver
Cucumber
Corn on cob
Pool cue handle
Sonicare tooth brush
Stick shift knob on VW (was making out in car and it got kinky)
Long empty pill bottle from pharmacy
Bed post (footboard had 2 perfectly shaped ends for mounting)
Coors Light bottle (sticker removed)
8 inch stick of hard dry salami from deli
Carrot
Small diameter stone rolling pin (from kitchen)
Cross pen
Curling iron
Vacuum cleaner hose attachment
Facing the jet and spreading my legs in the jacuzzi
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I admire your ingenuity!
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08-22-2011, 07:00 AM
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:-)
I embaressingly have used a cucumber and electric tooth brush before. Blush
An ice dildo, interesting.
Last edited by Becki_need : 08-22-2011 at 08:16 AM.
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08-22-2011, 08:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RickO'Shea
A married lady I know, uses cucumbers but with a twist. She peels it first and then uses it afterwards she puts it in a salad and serves it to her unaware hubby and older teenage son. She gets more bang for the buck when she watches them both gobble up their salads.
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Wow, now that's kinky. Hehe
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08-22-2011, 01:48 PM
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Experienced
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Summer...
My spouse has used a summer squash, which she then peeled and cooked in a dish we served to friends. It wasn't quite planned; we used it and then it turned out we had no more squash.
Has anyone mentioned an iPhone yet?
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08-22-2011, 02:38 PM
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ooooohhhhhhh is offline
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Clothes, bedsheets, blankets rolled up 
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08-22-2011, 04:16 PM
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Phones don't work that well... not for me at least. Granted now that I have a real vibe i'm kind of spoiled.
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08-22-2011, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessi22
I also remember trying to get the top of a ten-pin in me, no go, wasn't going to happen Scotty! To the disappointment to my man and his mates watching on.
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Not to mention the rest of your bowling league team members.
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08-22-2011, 05:37 PM
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He did this to me!
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A pillow or cushion, bicycle seat and my all time favorite . . . straddling my lover's thigh! 
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08-22-2011, 09:11 PM
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Experienced
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try using the handle of a lint roller. Its shapped well for a dildo.
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08-22-2011, 09:49 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by endybear
Phones don't work that well... not for me at least. Granted now that I have a real vibe i'm kind of spoiled.
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http://www.redtube.com/5250
When ever someone mentions phone sex, I think of this clip.. lol.
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08-22-2011, 10:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
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Nice clip. It would really suck, though, if that was a wrong number.
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08-22-2011, 10:59 PM
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Social Dark is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SharonSunshine
Fun question:
Large Mag Light flashlight
Handle of large Craftsman tools - screwdriver, ratchet socket driver
Cucumber
Corn on cob
Pool cue handle
Sonicare tooth brush
Stick shift knob on VW (was making out in car and it got kinky)
Long empty pill bottle from pharmacy
Bed post (footboard had 2 perfectly shaped ends for mounting)
Coors Light bottle (sticker removed)
8 inch stick of hard dry salami from deli
Carrot
Small diameter stone rolling pin (from kitchen)
Cross pen
Curling iron
Vacuum cleaner hose attachment
Facing the jet and spreading my legs in the jacuzzi
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You are Awesome. hehe
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08-24-2011, 01:10 AM
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Experienced
erotiquegirl is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsexyman
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
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Cucumber, coke bottle, electric toothbrush.
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08-25-2011, 02:40 PM
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Virgin
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I used to have cyber with a female friend and she told one day that while we were talking so got so horny she used a flashlight.
Her telling me about it got me hot all over again.
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08-25-2011, 06:16 PM
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Experienced
girl4use is offline
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The handle of a Venus razor is perfect in your ass. The end is wider than the shaft so you get a nice stretch on the way in.
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08-26-2011, 03:19 AM
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Really Experienced
tinawill77 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Entricity
I hate when this thought comes into my head when I'm at a female's house.
It's like I pick something up and then am like "oh dear. I hope this hasn't been in her vagina."
Lolololol.
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Great. Now this is going to be something I end up wondering about too.
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