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08-04-2010, 08:53 AM
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I like pens.
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The coolest nurse blogger out there, gets the facts from the coolest cardiologist EPS blogger! Sweet.
Fast Atrial Fibrillation. |
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08-05-2010, 05:56 AM
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#227
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I like pens.
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And I am all pressed again
With starched pajamas
Disguised as scrubs
A sweet handmaiden
Hidden behind
A beautiful mind.
It is a big secret.
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08-05-2010, 11:44 AM
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#228
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I like pens.
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Sometimes, the nurse needs resuscitation.
What the fuck.
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08-05-2010, 05:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweepthefloor
Sometimes, the nurse needs resuscitation.
What the fuck.
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Please stop talking to yourself. It really isn't healthy. |
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08-05-2010, 09:00 PM
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I like pens.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TerribleChester
Please stop talking to yourself. It really isn't healthy.
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You mean to tell me that I have not been talking to you all this time? <pouting>
Unless that bloody knife you are holding is a surgical instrument, that will be used to cut my belly open for palliative relief of chronic butterflies, I think that I can figure out what is healthy. |
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08-05-2010, 09:32 PM
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Smart Ass
A smart ass
I don’t really want to be one.
Some doctors just provoke me.
In hopes, they will do their job.
Sometimes it works but
I just end up feeling guilty.
He was asking for it.
Fucker.
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08-08-2010, 08:40 PM
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I like pens.
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Education
Continuous ECG monitoring part one explained by me!
I will some day cover all rhythm recognition.
Not as exciting as pursed lips, but I get excited about the heart.
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08-08-2010, 08:42 PM
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1-2
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08-08-2010, 08:58 PM
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I like pens.
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that one is better, i am sure. |
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08-08-2010, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sweepthefloor
that one is better, i am sure.
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If I do it too long I get light headed. |
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08-08-2010, 09:19 PM
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I like pens.
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Quote:
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If I do it too long I get light headed.
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You are doing it too fast!
Slow it down, please. |
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08-09-2010, 09:52 AM
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#237
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I like pens.
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Manipulate the drum beat
increase the stroke volume
it's like music.
And I'm a good dancer.
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08-10-2010, 09:18 AM
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I like pens.
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Nurses and Doctors make the worse patients.
My little finger has been tingly and numb on my left hand for over a week.
We just know too much.
I said to myself: I will just keep taking aspirin in case I have decreased blood flow to the brain.
Finally, yesterday mid shift, I got a quick free assessment from the weird-O neurologist: I have a pinched ulnar nerve.
It feels like when you hit your funny bone, or fall asleep on your arm, except it does not go away!
The physical therapist at work, contorted my arm into such a position that it felt really good. The problem is I can't get my arm in that way by myself, so now I have to wait till tomorrow when I go back to work, to get that relief again.  |
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08-10-2010, 09:22 AM
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I want to be contorted and have my back cracked!
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08-10-2010, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
I want to be contorted and have my back cracked!
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i can crack my own back. ha! |
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08-10-2010, 09:27 AM
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i can crack my own back. ha!
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Do me! Crunch me up and down like a dry bowl of Cornflakes! |
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08-10-2010, 09:35 AM
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I like pens.
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I like to walk on peoples backs.
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08-10-2010, 09:43 AM
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Well, alright.
Can you take off the golf shoes this time?
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08-10-2010, 09:56 AM
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I like pens.
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Well, alright.
Can you take off the golf shoes this time?
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barefooted not pregnant yet. |
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08-10-2010, 09:58 AM
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barefooted not pregnant yet.
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Be careful where you step. I am extremely fertile. |
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08-10-2010, 10:06 AM
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I like pens.
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Quote:
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Be careful where you step. I am extremely fertile.
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Biology back to the Seed 2.0 and I don't take no pills. |
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08-10-2010, 10:09 AM
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Alright.
Step where ever you want to. I am a risk taker.
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08-10-2010, 10:35 AM
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#248
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I like pens.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
Alright.
Step where ever you want to. I am a risk taker.
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08-10-2010, 11:01 AM
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#249
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I like pens.
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08-10-2010, 11:05 AM
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You are scaring me.
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