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Old 07-07-2010, 03:55 PM   #126
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I KNOW they're taking over the world... It's a conspiracy man...

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Hitler!!!
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:11 PM   #127
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:14 PM   #128
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Heads you mean I have more than one? I have split personalities and I didn't even know it Okay which one of me is keeping secrets!
oh dear!!!!
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:16 PM   #129
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:17 PM   #130
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What? It's you Miss Pixie in the padded cell with the Q-tip!

Eureka, I've solved the case! Who died?
I don't know but they were delicious!


Insert horrifying pictures of Ted Treadwell after Kodiak attack.
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:21 PM   #132
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I don't know but they were delicious!


Insert horrifying pictures of Ted Treadwell after Kodiak attack.
No wait. Miss Pixie is really an ALT (probably of Hitler!)

so that means VM did it apparently in the kitchen with his err... claws.

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Old 07-07-2010, 04:23 PM   #133
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burp!

*leans back in dining room chair with contented smile on face.*
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:46 PM   #134
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I don't know but they were delicious!


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Treadwell's disfigured head, partial backbone, and right forearm/hand still wearing his wrist watch were recovered at the scene.

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A large male grizzly (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers during their attempt to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was also killed a short time later after it charged the park rangers. A necropsy revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs.
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:50 PM   #135
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YOU ALL LIE!!!!!!!!

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Old 07-07-2010, 04:57 PM   #136
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slander me irrelevant
then pander to my needs
or the needy
consequences aside
I only slide into flatulence
when craving something dark
but always demented
depends offer little
in the way of warmth
my erectile disfunction
is no longer disfunctioning
unless she acts pedantic
in which case
I prefer to sleep
through her verbal masturbation
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:00 PM   #137
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{insert vauge agreement, and or disagreement, here}
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:18 PM   #138
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Did he win the Darwin Award that year ?
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:30 PM   #139
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He certainly deserved it, but the award that year went to an Australian who blew his own genitalia off with a firework making him that rarest of individuals, the award winner who lived to tell about it.
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:32 PM   #140
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"All" includes you which means you are lying when you say we are lying unless I am lying
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:34 PM   #141
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You forget to take your pills this morning ?
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:34 PM   #143
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"All" includes you which means you are lying when you say we are lying unless I am lying
*Conferes with voices*

Touche....
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:34 PM   #144
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No damn fascist/socialist government is taking away my guns!

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(Followed by shooting myself someplace delicate as I wave my guns around)
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:35 PM   #145
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oh dear.... that must have hurt
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:25 PM   #146
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Eep. Just a little.
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*Conferes with voices*

Touche....
Alright I admit it: I lied and so did all my other personalities unless they are keeping it a secret
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listen very carefully: I say zis only onze:-

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