Old 05-04-2010, 12:16 AM   #101426
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I'm sure there are a few things you're innocent of.

Chased I'm sure you have been.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:24 AM   #101427
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I'm sure there are a few things you're innocent of.

Chased I'm sure you have been.
Well. I had a dog chase me. But I chased him back. Great game of tag that left us both tired and wanting a beer.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:28 AM   #101428
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Well. I had a dog chase me. But I chased him back. Great game of tag that left us both tired and wanting a beer.
Chased a dog. *crossed off innocent list, added to guilty side*
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:34 AM   #101429
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Chased a dog. *crossed off innocent list, added to guilty side*
WTF, the dog is a big puppy. Loves to play tag.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:39 AM   #101430
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WTF, the dog is a big puppy. Loves to play tag.
Chased a dog is one thing you are not innocent of is all.

There are still many others you can be innocent of though.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:45 AM   #101431
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Old 05-04-2010, 05:27 PM   #101432
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I wonder if stream of conscious posting can lead to spontaneous combustion of the keyboard and/or the brain.
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:46 PM   #101435
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:50 PM   #101440
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yep, I bet there is a pic of that very incident beside the word "irony."

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You may darlin sweet man can yank my strings whenever you want!
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I don't know how much more of this I can take. I do the work that I am given as I am given it. If I am given correct information you get correct drawings. But when I am given incorrect information, and you are sitting right there dictating it to me as I work, it's not my fucking fault when there are mistakes on the fucking drawings! Fuck you for pointing your damn god finger at me for making mistakes that you fucking spoon fed me!

Fucking negative energy being pushed at me from very fucking direction today. I really don't need this...
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None of our votes will make the slightest difference to the UK's election result because our sitting Members of Parliament have such large majorities that they cannot be displaced.

The election area next to ours has returned the same party ticket since the Duke of Wellington (him of the Battle of Waterloo) was Prime Minister. Our election area could have said the same except that the boundaries have been changed.

I'm not sitting up to watch news anchors spouting nonsense for the next 12 hours until the overall result shows any sign of being known.

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I feel so much more cerebral blurting here. LOL

Ignore the hummings in your head
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Shame on the sun for calling your name
Tow the line, procrastinate the fun
The birds outside don't sing for you
Responsibilities keep your feet on the ground
Blame the slave driver upon your shoulder
That bastard is always around!

I think there is a pill for that cerebral feeling.


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