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Old 01-31-2010, 11:31 AM   #11351
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If it's you, you son of a bitch, you're a spineless coward.

If it's not, then the similarities are eerie to say the least.


Once again I feel like a first class fool.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:08 PM   #11352
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Yeah, we were on alert to leave but they got it under control, three very suspicious fires that all started within 20 mins of each other and all in similar locations.
Oh, my!! I hope you all are okay! Sounds like someone wanted to be a shit and put people in harm's way. I hope karma kicks their asses.
 

Old 02-01-2010, 11:02 AM   #11353
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I haven't been around for a couple of days but was the Adultism and Youth Sexuality thread a figment of my imagination? Surely it wasn't considered controversial enough to warrant being deleted? Did it take off while my back was turned and enter dangerous waters or something?
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Old 02-01-2010, 11:30 AM   #11354
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I'm bored and boring.
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:46 PM   #11355
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I'm bored and never boring.
Fixed that for ya, kiddo.
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:06 PM   #11356
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Fixed that for ya, kiddo.
You made me smile, my devilish friend. Now cut that out!



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Old 02-01-2010, 04:34 PM   #11357
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Never separate a quilter and her sewing machine.
Did you at least get custody of the bobbins after the separation?
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Old 02-01-2010, 05:06 PM   #11358
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Did you at least get custody of the bobbins after the separation?
No, the bobbins, faithless friends that they are, chose to stay with the sewing machine. I suppose I ought to at least fight for visitation rights.

I hope to be reunited with them by the end of the week.
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Old 02-01-2010, 07:05 PM   #11359
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No, the bobbins, faithless friends that they are, chose to stay with the sewing machine. I suppose I ought to at least fight for visitation rights.

I hope to be reunited with them by the end of the week.
So will you take them out for ice cream and a trip to the zoo?
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:19 PM   #11360
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i have finally given up on heroes. why did it take me so long?

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Old 02-01-2010, 10:49 PM   #11361
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How do I say "Don't bother" in a non-asshole way? ; p
 

Old 02-01-2010, 10:51 PM   #11362
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if you have to say it, then i say don't be afraid of it being asshole-ish.

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Old 02-01-2010, 10:55 PM   #11363
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[rant]i'm so fucking angry at myself for having sunk this much fucking time into watching heroes. how the fuck did i tolerate this waste of skin for most of a season?! after sylar, this pathetic excuse is the big bad? i was cheated and i want those hours of my life back, tim kring![/rant]
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:24 PM   #11364
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I haven't been around for a couple of days but was the Adultism and Youth Sexuality thread a figment of my imagination? Surely it wasn't considered controversial enough to warrant being deleted? Did it take off while my back was turned and enter dangerous waters or something?
Um, yes - it seems that it ran afoul of the forum guidelines. Our gracious mod, Lady G explained that despite the intent of the thread, any discussion of sexuality and underage people is inappropriate (being that this is a porn board). So - for anyone who would like to continue the discussion, please feel free to PM me.

And to anyone I may have inadvertantly offended, my sincerest apologies.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:28 PM   #11365
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[rant]i'm so fucking angry at myself for having sunk this much fucking time into watching heroes. how the fuck did i tolerate this waste of skin for most of a season?! after sylar, this pathetic excuse is the big bad? i was cheated and i want those hours of my life back, tim kring![/rant]
LOL'ing at Ed! Thought you might find it amusing to know that I've only just started watching Heroes because of the change in Sylar and because I wanna know who the fuck is gonna stop Samuel.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:32 PM   #11366
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How do I say "Don't bother" in a non-asshole way? ; p

Um, maybe it's just me - but I don't see how saying that constitutes being an asshole?

How's the Camry, Cate?
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:39 PM   #11367
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bail: but samuel fucking sucks!

[trout-smack!]
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:43 PM   #11368
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bail: but samuel fucking sucks!

[trout-smack!]
OMG, I received my first trout-smack!

If you say so. I've only really just started watching it. I'm more intrigued by the change in Sylar.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:49 PM   #11369
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OMG, I received my first trout-smack!

If you say so. I've only really just started watching it. I'm more intrigued by the change in Sylar.

[hands bailadora a towel to wipe the stinky fish scales off her face]


Ed, you better mind your P's and Q's, young man.

[steels herself for what she knows is coming...]
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:00 PM   #11370
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[tickles bg and runs away, stage left]
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:00 PM   #11371
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[tickles bg and runs away, stage left]

I am NOT ticklish. So there.
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:03 AM   #11372
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suuuuuuure...
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Old 02-03-2010, 12:34 PM   #11373
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Quili, are you out there? have the fires subsided?
 

Old 02-03-2010, 10:43 PM   #11374
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Just what I want to see on a Wednesday night -- a agigantic blurry dick pic.

<sigh> Oh and by the way, the AV IS NOT ME!
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:47 PM   #11375
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Just what I want to see on a Wednesday night -- a agigantic blurry dick pic.
Does Thursday night work better for you?
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