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Old 01-25-2010, 12:26 AM   #11326
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So maddbradd was watching MMA fights on TV, and when the camera went to the woman who was holding up the round cards, he said, "You know, except for the huge fake boobs, your body is kinda starting to look like hers!"


In other news: Happy Lit anniversary to me!

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* Happy Lit anniversary to you, Eilan! So glad you're around. Also, that is an excellent comment from maddbradd. Way to go!



* I really love watching the Aussie Open but Brad Gilbert drives me crazy. He's like the drunk brother of the groom trying to make his toast funny. Ain't gonna happen.


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Old 01-25-2010, 12:53 AM   #11327
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Old 01-25-2010, 01:13 AM   #11328
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Apparently sleeping for 8+ hours during the day leaves me unable to fall asleep at night.
I can relate, J. I have screwed up my sleep schedule big time, and just as I was getting it back to almost workable. Two words I have come to hate..."Bubble Shooter."
 

Old 01-25-2010, 06:51 AM   #11329
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Just when I want to unleash my anger I'm supposed to keep my mouth and fingers shut. It's unfair, it's probably for the best, I know it's for the best, but damn it I wish differently. Sitting thru hurt feelings isn't comfortable but it's do-able.

I'll just keep the candy canes near by so I can "Fermez la bouche!"

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Old 01-25-2010, 10:04 AM   #11330
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Sitting thru hurt feelings isn't comfortable but it's do-able.
*hugs Cate*
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Old 01-25-2010, 10:54 AM   #11331
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If it's you, you son of a bitch, you're a spineless coward.

If it's not, then the similarities are eerie to say the least.


Once again I feel like a first class fool.
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Old 01-25-2010, 10:55 AM   #11332
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Someone needs to get their phone ready for a call.

And it is. Absolutely.
 

Old 01-25-2010, 04:45 PM   #11333
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*hugs Cate*
Merci, my friend.
 

Old 01-26-2010, 09:35 PM   #11334
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Would you please stop trying to be "Ms Literotica?" Grow up and learn a few things instead of attempting to be a know it all and because you know it all you're always right.

The truth shall...well, it'll be a tough lesson for you. Enough with the lies, woman, err, girl, just stop playing the part. You might even get away with it if you don't mention it.
 

Old 01-27-2010, 12:14 PM   #11335
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LOL'ing at Cate's new location!
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:38 PM   #11336
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LOL'ing at Cate's new location!
Last night BG and I were chatting and the subject of the Toyota recall came up. I said I don't have a problem, it's the people in front of me that would have the problem!

Actually I have had it get stuck a few times but it was easily solved with my foot. I'll have to get it in for the fix.
 

Old 01-28-2010, 12:15 AM   #11337
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how in the fuck did i forget camille paglia's name?!

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Old 01-28-2010, 01:57 AM   #11338
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Old 01-28-2010, 08:28 AM   #11339
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[fights eilan]



isn't that kinda mood why you periodically visit the GB?

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Old 01-28-2010, 05:45 PM   #11340
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Actually I have had it get stuck a few times but it was easily solved with my foot. I'll have to get it in for the fix.
-Sooo not funny. Please say you're headed for the dealership asap.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:46 PM   #11341
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dunno how i missed that but bailadora's right, cate. please see to it. think of it as ensuring your periodic needling of bg continues uninterrupted. :>

hi, bailadora! :>

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Old 01-28-2010, 05:54 PM   #11342
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Hi, Ed! How's life?
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:03 PM   #11343
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as good as can be expected, thanks--in the past 7 days, 5 people i know personally landed new jobs. how awesome is that? :>

how's by you?

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Old 01-28-2010, 06:13 PM   #11344
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That is awesome indeed! If you're still on the hunt, here's hoping some of their karma rubs off on you.

Life is satisfactory.....not much anyone can ask for beyond that.
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:00 AM   #11345
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Fucking fires.
 

Old 01-29-2010, 09:29 PM   #11346
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I cant believe that I've actually had the patience to try and have a conversation with you for the last 3.5 hours and all I've really managed to do is mostly talk to myself. It's starting to bug me that you are more into your phone than you are into spending the time with me.
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:51 AM   #11347
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Fucking fires.
omg still!

are you all ok?!!
 

Old 01-30-2010, 06:17 AM   #11348
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Yeah, we were on alert to leave but they got it under control, three very suspicious fires that all started within 20 mins of each other and all in similar locations.
 

Old 01-30-2010, 07:35 AM   #11349
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I'm happily full of dinner (chicken) and HEAPS of chocolate....looking miserably at tomorrows "meals"...dulcolax and picoprep. Bah. If there is one thing I hate more than having a colonoscopy, it's fasting before it!!
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:03 PM   #11350
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Dear Terri,

I have named my eye twitch after you. Your incompetence drives me insane, your ability to throw people under the bus for your mistakes is unbelievable and I will no longer cover for you, feel sorry for you or pick up your slack.

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