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11-25-2009, 09:21 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Likewise! Please give my love to the family. |
I certainly will, and likewise.
I am writing you from my new phone. This has been a challenge. I don't wanna jinx it, but let's just say its not as easy as it looks.
Second attempt to post. I am really innept at this lil keyboard.
*crosses fingers*
*closes eyes*
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Beautiful corndog...
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11-25-2009, 09:23 PM
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You are a Great American!
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nauughtycakes does not love me anymore. I will go eat worms.  |
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11-25-2009, 09:28 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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nauughtycakes does not love me anymore. I will go eat worms. |
But wok, I adore you!
Where are you getting these silly ideas?
Seriously!
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Beautiful corndog...
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11-25-2009, 09:29 PM
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You are a Great American!
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Originally Posted by naughtycakes
But wok, I adore you!
Where are you getting these silly ideas?
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A little birdie named busybody. |
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11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
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Not enough time
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A little birdie named busybody. |
Stop listening. |
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11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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But you can eat worms if you want to 
Maybe you should.
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11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
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You are a Great American!
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Stop listening.
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But... bizzy is the voice of reeeason. |
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11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
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But you can eat worms if you want to
Maybe you should. |
Mmmm, tasty. |
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11-25-2009, 09:32 PM
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Not enough time
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But... bizzy is the voice of reeeason.
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No. This is a total falsehood. He is nottt the voice of reeeason, he is the anti-love god. There is a difference. Be mindful of that in the future, my darling. |
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11-25-2009, 09:33 PM
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You are a Great American!
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No. This is a total falsehood. He is nottt the voice of reeeason, he is the anti-love god. There is a difference. Be mindful of that in the future, my darling.
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Why does everybody hate America? 
munches on more worms |
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11-25-2009, 09:34 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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A little birdie named busybody. |
What the lovely lady Batchy says.
Plus you know I love you.
Ill buy you a corndog, baby.
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Stop listening.
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Exactly
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11-25-2009, 09:35 PM
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What the lovely lady Batchy says.
Plus you know I love you.
Ill buy you a corndog, baby.
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Really, corndog? With extra mustard too? |
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11-25-2009, 09:37 PM
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Not enough time
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Why does everybody hate America?
munches on more worms |
*begins in a Charlton Heston voice...* Many believe that we have sinned and greatly in our hubris and the huge amounts of energy and resources we have sucked away from other nations... and there was a growing jealousy against the Americans... |
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11-25-2009, 09:38 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Mmmm, tasty.
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Mmm, chew those worms, then open your mouth and show me some worm mush.
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11-25-2009, 09:49 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Really, corndog? With extra mustard too?
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Sure, baby extra mustard, just for you.
But only cause you asked so nicely.
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11-25-2009, 10:01 PM
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Quote:
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Really, corndog? With extra mustard too?
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Mustard kills the lips and assholes taste?  |
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11-25-2009, 10:01 PM
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You are a Great American!
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Mustard kills the lips and assholes taste? |
Yeah, that is true. May I insert it in your butt instead? |
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11-25-2009, 10:02 PM
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Witchy Guru
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Write me a nice poem and you can have her back.
If not I will sell her to the Playground.
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Fucker! Give her back! |
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11-25-2009, 10:04 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Mustard kills the lips and assholes taste? |
But lips and assholes can taste so good, mmm, hot dogs
And, really... chorizo... wtf is it? Guts and more guts, yum.
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11-25-2009, 10:04 PM
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Yeah, that is true. May I insert it in your butt instead?
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Hell no!
What kind of cheap whore do you think I am? |
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11-25-2009, 10:05 PM
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Fucker! Give her back!
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Your poem sucks. |
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11-25-2009, 10:05 PM
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You are a Great American!
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Hell no!
What kind of cheap whore do you think I am? |
$10 is all I got. Be thankful. |
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11-25-2009, 10:06 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Quote:
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Your poem sucks.
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Fucker! Give her back!
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Umm, seriously, yeah, I appreciate the passion, your fervor, but, work on that, will ya?
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Beautiful corndog...
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11-25-2009, 10:07 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
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$10 is all I got. Be thankful.
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Write a poem.
Possibly a haiku if you are feeling like a badass and all of that. |
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11-25-2009, 10:11 PM
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You are a Great American!
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Quote:
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Write a poem.
Possibly a haiku if you are feeling like a badass and all of that.
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Beautiful corndog...
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