Hello from the air, you mother fuckers!

LadyFunkenstein · Jul 14, 2009

Meh, I'm not posting any video proof... I don't know how, and only a total douche bag would care enough to sit here and learn how to do it just for you fuckos.

Byron In Exile · Jul 14, 2009

LadyFunkenstein said:
Meh, I'm not posting any video proof... I don't know how, and only a total douche bag would care enough to sit here and learn how to do it just for you fuckos.

If you actually went to the trouble to do that, then I might suspect it was fake.

redpaint · Jul 14, 2009

LadyFunkenstein said:
I wasn't flying from NY.

Never said I was!

Who the hell started the NYC thing then. Sorry about that.

Byron In Exile · Jul 14, 2009

So this isn't believed, for why?

Because being a passenger on an airplane is such an incredible feat that nobody on the GB would ever dare to attempt it?

Color me gullible...

Tom_Foolery · Jul 14, 2009

Trashyass said:
No FUCKING WAY is that the hand of a female!! Huge black fingers with dirty nails?? You gotta be kidding us!!

Bwahahaahahahahahah

If that's a female hand I'm Pamela Anderson. :kiss:

great lover · Jul 14, 2009

Are you flying first class?

Cheyenne · Jul 14, 2009

Trashyass said:
Yeah what a stupid idiot, everyone that has ever taken a flight knows they make you empty your pockets of all contents into a basket before you step through the metal detector.

No, they don't.

Manda_Lynn · Jul 14, 2009

Readywife said:
I fly all the time and I can tell you from trying it myself this site is blocked during air travel. PERIOD!

that's true readywife--my hubby is a pilot and I asked him about Deltas inflight wireless he said no way could she access this site or adult sites

Manda_Lynn · Jul 14, 2009

Tom_Foolery said:
If that's a female hand I'm Pamela Anderson.

those look like guy hands eck

SgtSpiderMan · Jul 14, 2009

Manda_Lynn said:
that's true readywife--my hubby is a pilot and I asked him about Deltas inflight wireless he said no way could she access this site or adult sites

What if someone uses a Proxy?

Sean · Jul 14, 2009

Manda Lynn is Cade, you retard.

SgtSpiderMan said:
What if someone uses a Proxy?

Manda_Lynn · Jul 15, 2009

SeanH said:
Manda Lynn is Cade, you retard.

Huh??? I've been here for ages

Manda_Lynn · Jul 15, 2009

SgtSpiderMan said:
What if someone uses a Proxy?

not sure what a proxy is but he said no one can access porn sites with the new inflight wireless

IrezumiKiss · Jul 15, 2009

LadyFunkenstein said:
And I've got video too... but I'm not sure I give a fuck enough to figure out how to post it.

I'm getting hungry, way past my dinner time.

Sweet pics. I can't wait to get my MacBook just so's I can take it with me above the clouds.

What or where did you end up eating when you landed and got settled in? L.A.'s got some good joints for eatin'.

SgtSpiderMan · Jul 15, 2009

Manda_Lynn said:
not sure what a proxy is but he said no one can access porn sites with the new inflight wireless

A proxy is a site you can access, that lets you get around a filter. There are hundreds of them and new ones pop up every day.

Cade Is Here · Jul 15, 2009

Manda_Lynn said:
Huh??? I've been here for ages

Lol...you must have nailed sean on something.. Because everyone that stands up to him and kicks his ass he either calls them beco,scotty or cade...

Just put the idiot on iggy..almost all of us here has him iggy.

~Haze~ · Jul 15, 2009

LadyFunkenstein said:
No, but I have a bit of weed in my pocket. Forget I had it until right before security.

I did something similar once. I had a small package of cocaine clipped closed in a toenail clipper and in the key pocket of my jeans. We were partying all night and went right to the airport and I forgot about the cocaine.

The instant I went through the metal detector, I remembered what I had.

I kept going through the metal detector as I subtly tried to unclip the package. Each time, I'd take something out.

*I set the alarm off and pulled a pen out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled my wallet out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled a quarter out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled a a money clit out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).

I was down to pulling lint out of my pocket when I finally got the package loose and tossed the nail clipper into the bin and acted like I forgot all about it.

Wow, was that a close one.

SgtSpiderMan · Jul 15, 2009

~Haze~ said:
I did something similar once. I had a small package of cocaine clipped closed in a toenail clipper and in the key pocket of my jeans. We were partying all night and went right to the airport and I forgot about the cocaine.

The instant I went through the metal detector, I remembered what I had.

I kept going through the metal detector as I subtly tried to unclip the package. Each time, I'd take something out.

*I set the alarm off and pulled a pen out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled my wallet out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled a quarter out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).
*I set the alarm off and pulled a a money clit out of my pocket (as I tried to unclip the package).

I was down to pulling lint out of my pocket when I finally got the package loose and tossed the nail clipper into the bin and acted like I forgot all about it.

Wow, was that a close one.

They didn't notice the bag of coke attached?

~Haze~ · Jul 15, 2009

SgtSpiderMan said:
They didn't notice the bag of coke attached?

~Haze~ said:
I finally got the package loose and tossed the nail clipper into the bin and acted like I forgot all about it.

I wiggled it loose and left it in my pocket.

SgtSpiderMan · Jul 15, 2009

~Haze~ said:
I wiggled it loose and left it in my pocket.

Gotcha.

Johnny_Ray_Wilson · Jul 15, 2009

LadyFunkenstein said:
My threads always seem to attract people I have on ignore.

Wi-fi Fly-bys do that sometimes.

Manda_Lynn · Jul 15, 2009

IrezumiKiss said:
Sweet pics. I can't wait to get my MacBook just so's I can take it with me above the clouds.

What or where did you end up eating when you landed and got settled in? L.A.'s got some good joints for eatin'.

Eck LA is nasty my family lives there yuck

Manda_Lynn · Jul 15, 2009

SgtSpiderMan said:
A proxy is a site you can access, that lets you get around a filter. There are hundreds of them and new ones pop up every day.

Aw ok thanks for the info!

HoHoBomb · Jul 15, 2009

Manda_Lynn said:
that's true readywife--my hubby is a pilot and I asked him about Deltas inflight wireless he said no way could she access this site or adult sites

WRONG, i've posted on lit and my bf has posted on another forum while we
were on a red eye flight.

RawHumor · Jul 15, 2009

Tom_Foolery said:
If that's a female hand I'm Pamela Anderson.

Those are pretty well-groomed nails for a guy.

LadyF has met a ton of people from here. I've talked to her on the phone.

You're a moron.

Congrats.

Hello from the air, you mother fuckers!

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