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gauchecritic · Mar 28, 2009

If you took all the Amicuses in the world and laid them end to end they'd measure about five foot eight.

If you took all Jimmyboy's gratuitous insults and read them out over the radio it would be impossible to find any one that gave much of a fuck.

If you took all the Bel and Imps in the AH and left them in a darkened room they would generate enough energy to light the whole of Manhattan for about 17 minutes.

There is no such word as 'gullible' in any online dictionary.

Xelebes · Mar 28, 2009

gauchecritic said:
There is no such word as 'gullible' in any online dictionary.

Now that's just a proposition!

JAMESBJOHNSON · Mar 28, 2009

GAUCHE?

Are you feeling ignored and irrelevant? Depressed, maybe? How can Amicus and I help?

TxRad · Mar 28, 2009

JAMESBJOHNSON said:
GAUCHE?

Are you feeling ignored and irrelevant? Depressed, maybe? How can Amicus and I help?

Suicide would be nice of you. Amicus I understand, You on the other hand are just a run of the mill want to be shock factor idiot. How's that working by the way? At least half of the people have you on ignore and the other half point and laugh.

impressive · Mar 28, 2009

gauchecritic said:
If you took all the Bel and Imps in the AH and left them in a darkened room they would generate enough energy to light the whole of Manhattan for about 17 minutes.

You underestimate me.

JAMESBJOHNSON · Mar 28, 2009

TxRad said:
Suicide would be nice of you. Amicus I understand, You on the other hand are just a run of the mill want to be shock factor idiot. How's that working by the way? At least half of the people have you on ignore and the other half point and laugh.

You presuppose IGNORE is a bad thing. But I get PMs from some of my critics encouraging me to continue pestering the Usual Suspects. They harpoon me, but made it clear that their criticism is a sham. They dont want to invite what I get from num-nuts like you.

But youre welcome to add me to your IGNORE list, and God only knows why you havent. Why havent you?

TxRad · Mar 28, 2009

JAMESBJOHNSON said:
You presuppose IGNORE is a bad thing. But I get PMs from some of my critics encouraging me to continue pestering the Usual Suspects. They harpoon me, but made it clear that their criticism is a sham. They dont want to invite what I get from num-nuts like you.

But youre welcome to add me to your IGNORE list, and God only knows why you havent. Why havent you?

Better question is why should I. You really aren't worth the trouble. i can ignore your idiocy very easily as i go through threads. anyway, i like a good laugh ever so often.

The only people PMing you are your two asshole buddies, lajoke and Ami. As for the usual suspects, they're a pretty good group to be associated with. At least they think with something beside their asshole. Try pulling you head out of yours and really thinking for a change. i could care less about the politics here, one way or the other. it's all a bunch of trash on both sides and the energy could all be used in better places.

have a nice day now, ya hear.

shereads · Mar 28, 2009

gauchecritic said:
If you took all the Bel and Imps in the AH and left them in a darkened room they would generate enough energy to light the whole of Manhattan for about 17 minutes.

They lit up Chicago for days. Wish you had been there too.

JAMESBJOHNSON · Mar 28, 2009

TxRad said:
Better question is why should I. You really aren't worth the trouble. i can ignore your idiocy very easily as i go through threads. anyway, i like a good laugh ever so often.

The only people PMing you are your two asshole buddies, lajoke and Ami. As for the usual suspects, they're a pretty good group to be associated with. At least they think with something beside their asshole. Try pulling you head out of yours and really thinking for a change. i could care less about the politics here, one way or the other. it's all a bunch of trash on both sides and the energy could all be used in better places.

have a nice day now, ya hear.

I dont get why you bother to fool with me. There are plenty of posters I never read, mostly because they never change their minds and never change the subjects...like frogs croaking the same song every night in their little A/H pond.

So whazzup? Does STELLA have your balls preserved in a mayonaise jar, and wont let you use them unless you shake my tree? I suspect so.

Belegon · Mar 28, 2009

shereads said:
They lit up Chicago for days. Wish you had been there too.

I second this. The more intelligence we can put in one room, the more likely we are to achieve a critical mass and banish Amicus to Alpha Centauri.

JAMESBJOHNSON · Mar 28, 2009

BELEGON

Just curious, did you hire a substitute when you were amassing all the A/H brain power?

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