Old 12-13-2008, 03:58 PM   #126
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This thread makes me want to do a squatting AV.
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:59 PM   #127
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The hell it doesn't.
Squatting sounds primal and raw. What's sexier than that?
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:14 PM   #128
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Squatting sounds primal and raw. What's sexier than that?
Me detrimenting your asshole.
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:18 PM   #129
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Squatting sounds primal and raw. What's sexier than that?
Oh boy. Um. Nothing?
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:24 PM   #130
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Me detrimenting your asshole.
It does have a nice ring to it, but seriously, my asshole is on hiatus.

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Old 12-13-2008, 04:27 PM   #131
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This thread definitely could use some Litster Squatting photos.
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It does have a nice ring to it, but seriously, my asshole is on hiatus.
Dammit. Well, let me know about the grand re-opening.

Meanwhile, your pussy will serve nicely.
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my asshole is on hiatus.

Would that be a hianus?
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:38 PM   #134
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S'right
Haha! Ring.
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:48 PM   #135
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Would that be a hianus?
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:49 PM   #136
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<snip>

*rimshot*



<snip>.

i thought you were avoiding those.

you're sending mixed messages.
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:55 PM   #137
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I say do it. Any seconds?
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:56 PM   #138
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:02 PM   #139
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I think the sexiest thing that involves a woman in a squatting position, even sexier than the squatfuck (Although that can be quite nice, it makes me feel like a dildo on a skateboard). The handsdown greatest squat time is after a long fuck session leaving her slightly raw and a touch puffy is her squatting on the floor and bubbling out some cum as you watch.

Its fucking hot; not hot in a 'make you ready to go agian' sense but hot in an emotional connection 'we shared something awesome' sense.

**NOTE: I will only participate in that sort of activity after it is clear that 'the awesome thing we just shared' is not herps, warts, or aids.
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:15 PM   #140
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:28 PM   #141
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I say do it. Any seconds?
I tried a few shots... I don't like them. I set the camera to burst; frankly I think the pre-squat ones of my legs are better.
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:17 AM   #143
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:23 AM   #144
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Lawyer's caveat: Squatting is legally ineffectual unless you keep it up continuously for a period of years (usually seven but it varies by state).
In the UK, if you squatted a house for 20 years, it was yours. I think squatting in the uk has more or less died out now.
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:34 AM   #145
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In the UK, if you squatted a house for 20 years, it was yours. I think squatting in the uk has more or less died out now.
I fear it is about to make a comeback.
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I tried a few shots... I don't like them. I set the camera to burst; frankly I think the pre-squat ones of my legs are better.
Hmmm... you definitely have a point.
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