Squatting.

[MechaBlade]

Originally Posted by flat5ive

Really?? Poop??

You know peeing chicks are hot.

[Sonny Limatina]

Originally Posted by MechaBlade

You know peeing chicks are hot.

Yeah, I do, but that was mentioned earlier in the thread. What's left is poop and playing catcher on the softball team.

[naughtycakes]

Originally Posted by flat5ive

Yeah, I do, but that was mentioned earlier in the thread. What's left is poop and playing catcher on the softball team.

Oh, c'mon, leave him alone. So he likes poop, somebody has to!

[Sonny Limatina]

Originally Posted by naughtycakes

Oh, c'mon, leave him alone. So he likes poop, somebody has to!

POOP??

[MechaBlade]

Originally Posted by flat5ive

Yeah, I do, but that was mentioned earlier in the thread. What's left is poop and playing catcher on the softball team.

Oh, I didn't see it.

Yeah, both of those things are hot.

[naughtycakes]

Originally Posted by flat5ive

POOP??

I know, but it has its niche. Be greatful he likes it so you and I don't have to, hahaha.

I was looking through ******** a couple days ago and they had a series of pictures of this girl wearing an old-school bathing suit with goggles and a swimming cap and she was giving herself a dirty sanchez, hahahahahaah. Dude, I cracked up so hard, I HAD to look at the pics. Of course, she was German.

I thought of Meccha, shoulda saved the link, though just for shits and giggles, it wasn't very erotic.

[Sonny Limatina]

Originally Posted by naughtycakes

just for shits and giggles

Best part of the post!

[fatang]

I've never heard 'shits and giggle's' used so literally before.

[naughtycakes]

Originally Posted by flat5ive

Best part of the post!

Hehehe, that was on purpose, though I don't wanna poop on your parade.

[fatang]

He can like whatever he wants...really, I couldn't give a shit.

[Le Jacquelope]

Another good reason for squatting...

You can lay on your back with your head on a thick pillow while she walks up over you and plants her feet on either side of your head, giving you a great view of her legs and pussy and belly and breasts from beneath. She starts a slow gyrating dance above you and slowly bends her knees, settling into a crouching position that lets her labia spread open naturally for you, showing you the flowering pink of her womanhood and the tight, puckered entrance to her slightly glistening vagina.

Your mouth waters while she reaches down and slowly massages her clit, giving you a spectacular view of her masturbating as she licks her lips at you. Then she dips her index and middle finger down between your lips, one at a time, teasing you with a hint of her flavor, encouraging you to lick her fingers and make them wet; then she gently pushes her fingers inside her, swirling them around until you can both hear it squishing within. Then she pulls out her slick fingers and lets you lick them clean again.

Her moist fingers go back to stroking her clit until you can see her wetness building up at her hole; but you have to accept being teased as much as she does. Her horny scent tantalizes your nose until her cum builds and builds, until finally a thick drop forms a sticky wet string right from her pussy down onto your nose. Mercifully she gyrates back to let the next one spill on your lips and tongue so you can taste it.

She lowers herself even further, down as far as her legs can bend, now putting her sex within reach of your tongue. You stick out your tongue as far as you can, and now the real exercise regimen begins.

First, she tries to bounce on your tongue. Pushing down, she mashes her pussy onto your lips to see how far she can get your tongue inside her slick walls, and rests for a moment to let her juices run into your mouth. You can see her super stiff nipples adorning her heaving breasts while her belly is tensing, her insides forcing more of her cum to run down your tongue. She watches you swallow her juices, and then rises and eases down again, pumping herself in slow but shallow up and down thrusts on your tongue.

Then she caresses her belly button and that's your cue; it's time to go get her juices from her. She squats down, settling her weight semi comfortably on your lips while your tongue goes into action, jabbing up and down and swirling around her inner walls. Her belly clenches some more, giving you warning to prepare for more of her creamy cum. Her pussy spasms, coating your tongue with her warm musky flavor while she's cupping her breasts but fighting the urge to lick her own nipples; it's your job now to get her off with your mouth, and her playing with her nipples is cheating!

You passionately kiss her pussy lips and take your good sweet time exploring her with your tongue, rubbing your nose into her clit, and moaning loudly into her pussy. She's shuddering and groaning, her juices are spilling all over your tongue in waves.

You're doing everything you can to force her to sit down on her knees and cum, and she's fighting it with everything she's got.

Who do you think wins this?

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[MechaBlade]

Originally Posted by naughtycakes

I know, but it has its niche. Be greatful he likes it so you and I don't have to, hahaha.

Actually, you do have to. Muhahaaha.

[Le Jacquelope]

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[Le Jacquelope]

Originally Posted by fatang

He can like whatever he wants...really, I couldn't give a shit.

Okay I can see some people, like, NOT seeing my erotic prose, but there's no excuse for not laughing out loud at this.