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Damn straight. It'd be booked solid, but then again that would have to wait until next year, wouldn't it Selena...
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Psst, Jim? Hello? Jimmy?
Does anyone know if Scouries is still here?
I forgot to ask him if he wanted me to guest host his thread again. Also, I wanted to ask him to leave me the key to the liquor cabinet, this time.
Does anyone know if Scouries is still here?
I forgot to ask him if he wanted me to guest host his thread again. Also, I wanted to ask him to leave me the key to the liquor cabinet, this time.
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I'm sure there's a web site for pregnant mud-jello-cat-fights somewhere.
Is it just me, or does that woman on the cover of Pick of the Litter look a lot like Jodi Foster?
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That, or she looks like a niece of mine (whose sister is a double for Julia Roberts). Neither has problems getting dates.
(Pssst. Check your e-mail.)
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barbarous apes???????
From my Blackberry…somewhere high above the Pacific…what Gabby?...ohhhh…from somewhere high above the Atlantic…
First, freddie, when we’re in Spain we’re going to look for them… rumor has reached
Gabby from friends in Barcelona that a certain number of red [size=+2]H’s[/size] have been spotted in Gibraltar… they’re being protected by a pack of vicious, killer Barbarous Apes…but we’ll do our best… we’re willing to risk life and limb for you…
As per payment for hyperbole… don’t be silly, that’s your stock-in-trade… however, if you rid us of robyn while we’re away then maybe we can start talking bucks…
You of course are welcome to be “Official Acting THREADMASTER” (the key is in Gabby’s teddy bear, there’s some dope under her mattress). However, I gave Jacqui the week off… I can’t afford to have somebody knock her up, she’s far too valuable to the organization. You can sleep with Monica and Therese if you like…they’re staying upstairs… they’re going to be in our next [size=+2]ScouriesFilms[/size] production. French broads. If you can last the night with those two you’ll have earned your reputation!
But remember, as much as I value your help, never forget the most important thing is the SURVIVOR contest. Don’t do anything that might compromise your output…
I was hoping sarahhhh would show up this time … but the enchantress seems to be writing full time these days… and of course the Steelers have opened camp… god that girls the ultimate football groupie slut…
miss serena Oh yes, the Gabster will definitely be first in line. I on the other hand will be in the arena. We can’t go without a referee. We definitely want both of you alive when this is over… hurt maybe…a little bloodied yes… but alive.
What would LITEROTICA’S vast reading audience do without you two? sarahhh, Freddie and I can only carry the ball so far.
LITEROTICA’S like a huge, many storied building being held up by five pillars, if two were destroyed the building might stand for a while but eventually…
The Gabster and I are going to a corrida (bull fight) this week and I’m going to take notes. Perhaps certain of the pageantry and the beauty of this magnificent spectacle can be incorporated into your coming match.
Imagine, our little innocent virgin dani, our Matadoress, breasts bared, protected only by a red cape, facing [size=+2]El Klitt-oro![/size]
The prickadors waiting in the wings (we know who’d be good candidates for that job don’t we?)… the crowd mad with lust…
I wonder if I’ll be awarded one of the ears? Or will I get the tail?
Okay…okay, it’s not perfect yet…its just a first draft…give me a few more days to work on it… Freddie if you’ve got any ideas on this please e-mail them to my blackberry – in Spanish if possible…
james r scouries … reporting from the mid Atlantic…. three hours from Madrid…
“Gabby?”
“Yes boss?”
“Did I ever explain to you about the mile high club?”
“The mile high club? I don’t think so sir; is that something to do with the Denver Broncos?”
“Not exactly hon,” I whisper in my beautiful assistant’s ear as I reach up and click off the overhead cabin light.
(goodnight freddie, night dani, night serena...you too miss pink…sweet sarahhhh
)
From my Blackberry…somewhere high above the Pacific…what Gabby?...ohhhh…from somewhere high above the Atlantic…
First, freddie, when we’re in Spain we’re going to look for them… rumor has reached
Gabby from friends in Barcelona that a certain number of red [size=+2]H’s[/size] have been spotted in Gibraltar… they’re being protected by a pack of vicious, killer Barbarous Apes…but we’ll do our best… we’re willing to risk life and limb for you…As per payment for hyperbole… don’t be silly, that’s your stock-in-trade… however, if you rid us of robyn while we’re away then maybe we can start talking bucks…
You of course are welcome to be “Official Acting THREADMASTER” (the key is in Gabby’s teddy bear, there’s some dope under her mattress). However, I gave Jacqui the week off… I can’t afford to have somebody knock her up, she’s far too valuable to the organization. You can sleep with Monica and Therese if you like…they’re staying upstairs… they’re going to be in our next [size=+2]ScouriesFilms[/size] production. French broads. If you can last the night with those two you’ll have earned your reputation!
But remember, as much as I value your help, never forget the most important thing is the SURVIVOR contest. Don’t do anything that might compromise your output…
I was hoping sarahhhh would show up this time … but the enchantress seems to be writing full time these days… and of course the Steelers have opened camp… god that girls the ultimate football groupie slut…
miss serena Oh yes, the Gabster will definitely be first in line. I on the other hand will be in the arena. We can’t go without a referee. We definitely want both of you alive when this is over… hurt maybe…a little bloodied yes… but alive.
What would LITEROTICA’S vast reading audience do without you two? sarahhh, Freddie and I can only carry the ball so far.
LITEROTICA’S like a huge, many storied building being held up by five pillars, if two were destroyed the building might stand for a while but eventually…
The Gabster and I are going to a corrida (bull fight) this week and I’m going to take notes. Perhaps certain of the pageantry and the beauty of this magnificent spectacle can be incorporated into your coming match.
Imagine, our little innocent virgin dani, our Matadoress, breasts bared, protected only by a red cape, facing [size=+2]El Klitt-oro![/size]
The prickadors waiting in the wings (we know who’d be good candidates for that job don’t we?)… the crowd mad with lust…
I wonder if I’ll be awarded one of the ears? Or will I get the tail?
Okay…okay, it’s not perfect yet…its just a first draft…give me a few more days to work on it… Freddie if you’ve got any ideas on this please e-mail them to my blackberry – in Spanish if possible…
james r scouries … reporting from the mid Atlantic…. three hours from Madrid…
“Gabby?”
“Yes boss?”
“Did I ever explain to you about the mile high club?”
“The mile high club? I don’t think so sir; is that something to do with the Denver Broncos?”
“Not exactly hon,” I whisper in my beautiful assistant’s ear as I reach up and click off the overhead cabin light.
(goodnight freddie, night dani, night serena...you too miss pink…sweet sarahhhh
)
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From my Blackberry…somewhere high above the Pacific…what Gabby?...ohhhh…from somewhere high above the Atlantic…
First, freddie, when we’re in Spain we’re going to look for them… rumor has reached
As per payment for hyperbole… don’t be silly, that’s your stock-in-trade… however, if you rid us of robyn while we’re away then maybe we can start talking bucks…
You of course are welcome to be “Official Acting THREADMASTER” (the key is in Gabby’s teddy bear, there’s some dope under her mattress). However, I gave Jacqui the week off… I can’t afford to have somebody knock her up, she’s far too valuable to the organization. You can sleep with Monica and Therese if you like…they’re staying upstairs… they’re going to be in our next [size=+2]ScouriesFilms[/size] production. French broads. If you can last the night with those two you’ll have earned your reputation!
But remember, as much as I value your help, never forget the most important thing is the SURVIVOR contest. Don’t do anything that might compromise your output…
I was hoping sarahhhh would show up this time … but the enchantress seems to be writing full time these days… and of course the Steelers have opened camp… god that girls the ultimate football groupie slut…
miss serena Oh yes, the Gabster will definitely be first in line. I on the other hand will be in the arena. We can’t go without a referee. We definitely want both of you alive when this is over… hurt maybe…a little bloodied yes… but alive.
What would LITEROTICA’S vast reading audience do without you two? sarahhh, Freddie and I can only carry the ball so far.
LITEROTICA’S like a huge, many storied building being held up by five pillars, if two were destroyed the building might stand for a while but eventually…
The Gabster and I are going to a corrida (bull fight) this week and I’m going to take notes. Perhaps certain of the pageantry and the beauty of this magnificent spectacle can be incorporated into your coming match.
Imagine, our little innocent virgin dani, our Matadoress, breasts bared, protected only by a red cape, facing [size=+2]El Klitt-oro![/size]
The prickadors waiting in the wings (we know who’d be good candidates for that job don’t we?)… the crowd mad with lust…
I wonder if I’ll be awarded one of the ears? Or will I get the tail?
Okay…okay, it’s not perfect yet…its just a first draft…give me a few more days to work on it… Freddie if you’ve got any ideas on this please e-mail them to my blackberry – in Spanish if possible…
james r scouries … reporting from the mid Atlantic…. three hours from Madrid…
“Gabby?”
“Yes boss?”
“Did I ever explain to you about the mile high club?”
“The mile high club? I don’t think so sir; is that something to do with the Denver Broncos?”
“Not exactly hon,” I whisper in my beautiful assistant’s ear as I reach up and click off the overhead cabin light.
(goodnight freddie, night dani, night serena...you too miss pink…sweet sarahhhh
Robin's been good, Batman. I don't know why you'd want to get rid of your sidekick and why you'd want me to get rid of him. Every superhero must have a sidekick to be considered a superhero, it's the superhero code of ethics.
Only, may I ask you, why do you have a gay sidekick? I mean, I know it's equal opportunity and all, but when I showed Robin the door, he scratched me. C'mon, this is not the type of behavior you want in a sidekick. Might I suggest the next time you are interviewing for sidekicks, you hire a black man. They have the attitude that you want. You'd want one in the image of a Hollywood bodyguard.
Only some of those bodyguards would need a huge cape to cover their mass.
Did you take the plane to Spain in the rain or are you flying beside it? Never mind, I forgot that Batman doesn't fly. Superman does.
Uhm, thank's for telling me where to find the key to the liquor cabinet only there's no booze it there just a note that read, "I guess you found the key." Very funny.
I looked under Gabby's mattress for the dope you said was there, but only found a writer, who shall be unnamed for the time being. Funny, dope - writer, I get it. You have quite the sense of humor.
Well, I hope you have a good time in Spain. Stay in touch. Don't worry about anything. It's really quite here on your thread. No one is around not a soul. I'll probably just let Polo run around and guard the place. He's potty trained. Those poopies you found when you returned the last time was from one of your human guest. Some of those people have weird fetishes.
Anyway, I'll probably just turn out the lights, turn on the security lights, set the alarm, bring up the drawbridge, arm the catapult, and go to bed (yawn) early. I'm tired. Have a nice flight and I'll see you when you return. Bye.
"Okay everyone! Let's party! Someone push that red button. Ah...naked dancing girls. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane but here we're all on the party train partying until we are insanely drunk."
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Indeed!
Is she bashing me? Nah...she loves me, she really, really, loves me. Besides, her comment wasn't directed at me as much as it was directed at Scouries and Sarahhh. Right?
"Oh, thanks for the flowers you sent me on my birthday last week. They were lovely."
I wonder what she'll buy me for Christmas? (Now, if that's not a loaded question, I don't know what is?)
Welcome to Scouries thread, Selena. I've replenished Scouies alcohol supply. What can I get you to drink? If instead you'd like a little dope, he's still under Gabby's mattress."
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hola from madrid....
Hola…
“the rain in spain falls mainly on the plane”
The above is apparently all you supposedly have to know about Spanish weather. Madrid isn’t on the plane today. Although a few of miss cloudy’s friends are flying by there’s no rain in them. Went to about 100 degrees centurius earlier. I guess I shouldn’t complain coming from Miami…
Our watches are fucked up over here in Europe… Something happens to them when you fly over the Azores… they call it the “Dali effect”…
We got a rental car… gas is $37 a pesaliter (whatever that is!) in Spain. Over three hundred good old American bucks to fill up a small tank. And we complain about gas prices!
Of course we had to go to the museum first - Museo del Prado – a stunningly magnificent collection that every one should try to get to at least once in their lives. We landed, had breakfast, then straight over there.
I tried to feel Gabby up from behind as we looked at “La maja desnuda” by Goya. She complained. How many times have you guys heard, “Not here”, or “Not now”? Heck what better time? We’re looking at a famous picture of a naked babe! I’m going to have “La gabba desnuda” very, very soon I promise you.
Seriously though, what could be better than a morning spent with El Greco, and Velazquez, Goya and surprisingly Bosch. “The Garden of Earthly Delights” is in Madrid of all places! Now that’s where I want to end up. Talk about wild sex! And we think we invented it. Old Bosch and his pals were doing stuff I’ve never dreamed of.
If i could do the photography posting thing I'd post it on my thread!
Tomorrow we’re going to the Museo Reina Sofía. It’s in Madrid too. Another extraordinary collection. Modern Art as opposed to the Old Masters. Picasso, Gris, Miro, Dali…. “Guernica”… a bunch of limp watches… not as many nudes…
Then Monday we’re going to look for freddies missing H’s. Fucking Apes! I think it’s going to be cheaper for us to fly down there than it would be to drive. I tell ya, I’m bloody glad the July ROYALTIES were so high.
Mind you, I’m keeping every receipt for tax purposes. Research! For a future best seller.
Then, once we’ve rounded up the missing H’s, and before we head up to Barcelona, we’re going to take a couple of days R&R ing it in Torremolinos. That’s on the Costa del Sol. Near Malaga.
You know that’s what I like most about Spain. The names! Barcelona…Torremolinos…Malaga….Granada …Seville… they just roll off your tongue. Like the Gabster’s nipples…
Hey, here’s a song about Torremolinos. And you know what freddie? Our pal robyn is in it. He’s the guy farthest away from the camera, in pink, with the white skullcap… I’m not sure where they filmed this thing but it definitely isn’t Torremolinos. So he’s keeping busy which is good…
It’s by a group called Sttellla… could miss omega be involved some way? Their spelling isn’t great… but what can you expect from the greeks…
its sometime in the late afternoon now … siesta time… we’re jet lagged out…more anon,
jim
p.s. hey Freddie could you give sarahhhh a call. Tell her I’d really appreciate it if she’d make just one little post in ScouriesWorld. It would mean so much to me…
and hey, none of your bullshit about an empty liquor cabinet… hell man I offered it to you free. Just stay out of the wine cellar!
Hola…
“the rain in spain falls mainly on the plane”
The above is apparently all you supposedly have to know about Spanish weather. Madrid isn’t on the plane today. Although a few of miss cloudy’s friends are flying by there’s no rain in them. Went to about 100 degrees centurius earlier. I guess I shouldn’t complain coming from Miami…
Our watches are fucked up over here in Europe… Something happens to them when you fly over the Azores… they call it the “Dali effect”…
We got a rental car… gas is $37 a pesaliter (whatever that is!) in Spain. Over three hundred good old American bucks to fill up a small tank. And we complain about gas prices!
Of course we had to go to the museum first - Museo del Prado – a stunningly magnificent collection that every one should try to get to at least once in their lives. We landed, had breakfast, then straight over there.
I tried to feel Gabby up from behind as we looked at “La maja desnuda” by Goya. She complained. How many times have you guys heard, “Not here”, or “Not now”? Heck what better time? We’re looking at a famous picture of a naked babe! I’m going to have “La gabba desnuda” very, very soon I promise you.
Seriously though, what could be better than a morning spent with El Greco, and Velazquez, Goya and surprisingly Bosch. “The Garden of Earthly Delights” is in Madrid of all places! Now that’s where I want to end up. Talk about wild sex! And we think we invented it. Old Bosch and his pals were doing stuff I’ve never dreamed of.
If i could do the photography posting thing I'd post it on my thread!
Tomorrow we’re going to the Museo Reina Sofía. It’s in Madrid too. Another extraordinary collection. Modern Art as opposed to the Old Masters. Picasso, Gris, Miro, Dali…. “Guernica”… a bunch of limp watches… not as many nudes…
Then Monday we’re going to look for freddies missing H’s. Fucking Apes! I think it’s going to be cheaper for us to fly down there than it would be to drive. I tell ya, I’m bloody glad the July ROYALTIES were so high.
Mind you, I’m keeping every receipt for tax purposes. Research! For a future best seller.
Then, once we’ve rounded up the missing H’s, and before we head up to Barcelona, we’re going to take a couple of days R&R ing it in Torremolinos. That’s on the Costa del Sol. Near Malaga.
You know that’s what I like most about Spain. The names! Barcelona…Torremolinos…Malaga….Granada …Seville… they just roll off your tongue. Like the Gabster’s nipples…
Hey, here’s a song about Torremolinos. And you know what freddie? Our pal robyn is in it. He’s the guy farthest away from the camera, in pink, with the white skullcap… I’m not sure where they filmed this thing but it definitely isn’t Torremolinos. So he’s keeping busy which is good…
It’s by a group called Sttellla… could miss omega be involved some way? Their spelling isn’t great… but what can you expect from the greeks…
Robyn in Torremolinos?
its sometime in the late afternoon now … siesta time… we’re jet lagged out…more anon,
jim
p.s. hey Freddie could you give sarahhhh
a call. Tell her I’d really appreciate it if she’d make just one little post in ScouriesWorld. It would mean so much to me… and hey, none of your bullshit about an empty liquor cabinet… hell man I offered it to you free. Just stay out of the wine cellar!
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Now that Scouries is gone, I was thinking about redecorating his thread. Only, I have ideas about decorating, I mean, I know what I like, but I need some help. Is anyone out there an interior decorater? I also need a finished carpenter, plumber, and electrician. Definitely, he needs some ceiling fans in his thread space, a second bathroom would be nice, and lighting. This place is as dark as a disco dance.
Also, he needs all new furniture. He's done nothing with this thread. The first thing to go is the pink shag carpeting. I was thinking about hardwood floors. And he needs a new kitchen, too. I haven't decided if I should just paint the walls, wallpaper them or what about a wall mural, something erotica. Any ideas?
I'd like to get in all done before he and Gabby gets back from Spain. Money is no object, he left his Platinum card here. Can you say crystal chandelier?
So, if anyone has design ideas (here's a loaded question) for Scouries thread, I'd appreciate your help. Hey, what about one of those sex swingers suspended from the ceiling. That would be cool.
Also, he needs all new furniture. He's done nothing with this thread. The first thing to go is the pink shag carpeting. I was thinking about hardwood floors. And he needs a new kitchen, too. I haven't decided if I should just paint the walls, wallpaper them or what about a wall mural, something erotica. Any ideas?
I'd like to get in all done before he and Gabby gets back from Spain. Money is no object, he left his Platinum card here. Can you say crystal chandelier?
So, if anyone has design ideas (here's a loaded question) for Scouries thread, I'd appreciate your help. Hey, what about one of those sex swingers suspended from the ceiling. That would be cool.
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I was just wondering if anyone had a thread that they were proud of and if anyone had photos of their threads. I haven't been in a lot of threads around here. I was wondering if anyone decorated their threads or just left them plain.
I'm looking for suggestions on how to decorate Scouries thread. I figure that he should have a theme thread. What do you think?
What kind of thread would Oscar Wilde design if he were alive today and living in Scouries thread?
Maybe, we could do something macambre in the vision of Edgar Allan Poe?
Or maybe something along the idea of J. K's Harry Potter.
I can only imagine what Stephen King would design.
Well, I'm looking for suggestions if anyone has anything. He needs everything, so if anyone is willing to lend a hand, I can even pay you, so long as you take credit cards.
I'm looking for suggestions on how to decorate Scouries thread. I figure that he should have a theme thread. What do you think?
What kind of thread would Oscar Wilde design if he were alive today and living in Scouries thread?
Maybe, we could do something macambre in the vision of Edgar Allan Poe?
Or maybe something along the idea of J. K's Harry Potter.
I can only imagine what Stephen King would design.
Well, I'm looking for suggestions if anyone has anything. He needs everything, so if anyone is willing to lend a hand, I can even pay you, so long as you take credit cards.
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sunday in Gibraltar? no...that's tomorrow...
Hola from Madrid… only hit 99 degrees today….
[size=+2]“Guernica”[/size]
Everyone’s seen it of course. If not in person certainly in reproduction somewhere. It wasn’t the first time I’d come face to face with it. But it was for Gabby.
The problem with truly famous paintings like this one, or the “Mona Lisa”, is that you come to it with all these expectations.
And it’s magnified when the painter is as famous as Picasso. I find I know way too much about him and the painting to truly enjoy the work.
I’ve never really liked Picasso the man. It’s interesting that his most famous painting was done so late in his life. That this self aggrandizer, this mocker, this genius would be best remembered for a political work.
While having lived a life of greed this egocentric somehow is now bathed in the light of political righteousness.
The other problem I have with Picasso is that you see a work like this and wonder why there aren’t hundreds more of this quality – why there are only a handful of great works from this prolific genius… I find I’m angry at him for wasting so much time. If he had spent half as much time trying to produce good stuff as he did jumping on his French models we’d be awash in great art.
Still, if you get a chance drop in and see it. Even with all the baggage it’s breathtaking…
…But if you happen to be in Chicago I’d recommend that you forget Madrid and instead pop into the Chicago Art Institute and check out “La Grande Jatte…
Off to the old Rock of Gibraltar tomorrow. The Queen of England still rules there don’t you know. English is the official language. Which might be a clue as to why those disgusting, anonymous, bashers chose it as a hiding ground for some of freddies missing red [size=+2]H’s[/size]. We’ll soon see….
It’s not very big you know. Less than three square miles. Hardly anyone lives there. And most of them do speak Spanish… which complicates things… Gibraltarians… what a great name… there’s no H’s in the word though… another clue?
Ta Ta
james r
sarahh, sarahhh, sarahhhh, sarahhhhh, sarahhhhhh…. Where art thou fair maiden? Dost thou now forsake me?
Hola from Madrid… only hit 99 degrees today….
[size=+2]“Guernica”[/size]
[size=+2]Pablo[/size]
Everyone’s seen it of course. If not in person certainly in reproduction somewhere. It wasn’t the first time I’d come face to face with it. But it was for Gabby.
The problem with truly famous paintings like this one, or the “Mona Lisa”, is that you come to it with all these expectations.
And it’s magnified when the painter is as famous as Picasso. I find I know way too much about him and the painting to truly enjoy the work.
I’ve never really liked Picasso the man. It’s interesting that his most famous painting was done so late in his life. That this self aggrandizer, this mocker, this genius would be best remembered for a political work.
While having lived a life of greed this egocentric somehow is now bathed in the light of political righteousness.
The other problem I have with Picasso is that you see a work like this and wonder why there aren’t hundreds more of this quality – why there are only a handful of great works from this prolific genius… I find I’m angry at him for wasting so much time. If he had spent half as much time trying to produce good stuff as he did jumping on his French models we’d be awash in great art.
Still, if you get a chance drop in and see it. Even with all the baggage it’s breathtaking…
…But if you happen to be in Chicago I’d recommend that you forget Madrid and instead pop into the Chicago Art Institute and check out “La Grande Jatte…
[size=+2]Sunday in the …[/size]
Off to the old Rock of Gibraltar tomorrow. The Queen of England still rules there don’t you know. English is the official language. Which might be a clue as to why those disgusting, anonymous, bashers chose it as a hiding ground for some of freddies missing red [size=+2]H’s[/size]. We’ll soon see….
It’s not very big you know. Less than three square miles. Hardly anyone lives there. And most of them do speak Spanish… which complicates things… Gibraltarians… what a great name… there’s no H’s in the word though… another clue?
Ta Ta
james r
sarahh, sarahhh, sarahhhh, sarahhhhh, sarahhhhhh…. Where art thou fair maiden? Dost thou now forsake me?
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p.s. hey Freddie could you give sarahhhh
You owe Freddie big time.
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Don't worry, Sarahhh, he told me that the check was in the mail. Only, that was more than a week ago.
I still don't know how he got my address (lol).
How are you? You haven't been around. Were you on vacation?
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ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy gawwwwwwwwd!!
He's going to be soooooooo happy.
He's asleep right now. I was going to wake him but I think I'll wait and surprise him tomorrow.
We love you sarahhh So much!!! Oh I wish you were over here with us in Spain.
And I promise you - we are going to find freddies red H's - even if it kills us.
Oh gosh!
Gabby
He's going to be soooooooo happy.
He's asleep right now. I was going to wake him but I think I'll wait and surprise him tomorrow.
We love you
sarahhh So much!!! Oh I wish you were over here with us in Spain. And I promise you - we are going to find freddies red H's - even if it kills us.
Oh gosh!
Gabby
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I almost forgot the most important two....
And of course:
Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
And of course:
“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III 
and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”
and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
The Wizard Of Literotica
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Uhm, by the way, see if you can find my lost green E's, too. I lost about, let me think, how many green E's did Killermuffin have?
Oh, yeah, I lost about a dozen of my green E's. Someone took them. Yeah, that's what happened. They were spread all over my score sheet and I went to take a, I mean, I went to teh men's room, and someone stole them.
So, if you could locate my green E's or just have Laurel replace them, along with my 100 red H's, I'd really appreciate it. Maybe, for the trouble, she could throw in a purple P, too. That would be nice, real nice.
There's only one other writer on this site with a purple P and that writer is...
To be continued...
Oh, yeah, I lost about a dozen of my green E's. Someone took them. Yeah, that's what happened. They were spread all over my score sheet and I went to take a, I mean, I went to teh men's room, and someone stole them.
So, if you could locate my green E's or just have Laurel replace them, along with my 100 red H's, I'd really appreciate it. Maybe, for the trouble, she could throw in a purple P, too. That would be nice, real nice.
There's only one other writer on this site with a purple P and that writer is...
To be continued...
scouries
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sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Monday, August 4th 2008, 5:06 a.m. sst, Barajas Airport, Madrid, Spain
Waiting for the flight to Gibraltar – on our way to find the missing letters
Mood – Ecstatic! Because of a beautiful young lady…
Dear young lady,
I would simply like to say that to have the greatest living LITEROTICAN visit my little thread will go down as one of the highlights of my life.
It ranks right up there with my becoming the author of a million seller. With the day I got a divorce from my third wife.
Thank you dear [size=+2] sarahhh [/size].
I know that you’re a very private person. Sensitive and shy. A wonderful woman who’s been hurt in the past by many people in AHland. Jealous people! Even though you’re beloved by the common man.
And yet through all your trials and tribulations, all the unfair attacks, you’ve continued to delight the millions of readers who visit this site with your magnificent stories.
You may have joined the scourians ma’am, become a SCOURIES THREADMISTRESS, but the reality is that james r scouries will always be your slave.
Thank you,
jrs
…and thank you freddie – I owe you…
Monday, August 4th 2008, 5:06 a.m. sst, Barajas Airport, Madrid, Spain
Waiting for the flight to Gibraltar – on our way to find the missing letters
Mood – Ecstatic! Because of a beautiful young lady…
Dear young lady,
I would simply like to say that to have the greatest living LITEROTICAN visit my little thread will go down as one of the highlights of my life.
It ranks right up there with my becoming the author of a million seller. With the day I got a divorce from my third wife.
Thank you dear [size=+2]
sarahhh [/size].I know that you’re a very private person. Sensitive and shy. A wonderful woman who’s been hurt in the past by many people in AHland. Jealous people! Even though you’re beloved by the common man.
And yet through all your trials and tribulations, all the unfair attacks, you’ve continued to delight the millions of readers who visit this site with your magnificent stories.
You may have joined the scourians ma’am, become a SCOURIES THREADMISTRESS, but the reality is that james r scouries will always be your slave.
Thank you,
jrs
…and thank you freddie – I owe you…
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