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The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…
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Darkniciad
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Optional? That's a little optimistic for scouries' grasp of reality 
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"Wow!"
Congratulations on your literary success.
Truly, 1,000,000 sales is an amazing accomplishment.
Just remember boys and girls, you're now dealing with a millionaire!
[size=+2]#34 - 1,000,534 "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned scouries 12/17/06[/size]
Congratulations on your literary success.
Truly, 1,000,000 sales is an amazing accomplishment.
Svenskaflicka
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I thought "buyer" meant that you actually paid for something, and that "making a sale" meant that you actually got paid for something. Not that people on a free site clicked on a link to show that they MIGHT have read your story for free, or they had just clicked it and then hit the back-button as soon as they saw the name of the author..?
Then again, English IS my second language. *bats eyelashes*
Then again, English IS my second language. *bats eyelashes*
But this is Scouries World. It uses different definitions than the real world. Once you accept that, everything falls into place.
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Real vs. fiction:
REAL
Sales: The exchange of goods or services for an amount of money or its equivalent; the act of selling.
FICTION
Sales: Someone accidentally clicked on a Scouries story, realized what they did and either closed their browser, clicked the back button or gouged out their eyes. [If it were me, I'd opt for the third choice]
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REAL
Royalties: A share paid to a writer or composer out of the proceeds resulting from the sale or performance of his or her work.
FICTION
Royalties: The money stolen from discarded Monopoly board games. [Interesting side note: Scouries goes dumpster diving nightly, quite often he finds pretty shiny things to put in his ever so fashionable fanny pack. Every now and then he'll find something delectable and tempting and take it back to Gabby and they'll dine under the moonlight in the alley, the smells of decayed food lingering softly in the air.]
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REAL
Best selling author: A product, such as a book, that is among those sold in the largest numbers by an author. (See also SALES above)
FICTION
Best selling author: Contrary to his own beliefs, Scouries cannot be defined as a best selling author.
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REAL
Blow-up doll: An inflatable doll, often used as a substitute for a real sexual partner.
REAL (Okay, so this one isn't fictional)
Blow-up doll: GABBY! (And we finally have proof! http://www.break.com/index/caught_banging_blow_up_doll.htm) (Shame on you, Scouries!)
scouries
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Thank you very much Freddie 
! And let me just say that it’s not surprising that it was you who was kind enough to send your congratulations. You’re clearly a confident enough man, both in your writing and personal life, to be able to offer some kind words without worrying that another’s success somehow hurts you.
It’s sad to see that so many AHers seem so jealous that their first reaction when they see someone do well is to attack and belittle him. They don’t have enough confidence in their own abilities to be able to enjoy the success of others.
Can’t even say, “Well done scouries,” and mean it.
We need a few more stand up guys like you Freddie around here and a few less of these ‘posers’ who haven’t written a story in years. To busy posting and making attacks on the real writers.
*****
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka :caning: asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!
And what’s the krauts problem?
They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?
They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?
*****
And have you read this story? It’s excellent. Another triumph from the pen of
sarahhhhhhhhh 
. It’s like we’ve gone to heaven – a LITEROTICA contest with TWO entries from our favorite. Read it! Now! I did and gave it a 5.
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jim
Update on:
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46,000+ sales
730 votes
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! And let me just say that it’s not surprising that it was you who was kind enough to send your congratulations. You’re clearly a confident enough man, both in your writing and personal life, to be able to offer some kind words without worrying that another’s success somehow hurts you. It’s sad to see that so many AHers seem so jealous that their first reaction when they see someone do well is to attack and belittle him. They don’t have enough confidence in their own abilities to be able to enjoy the success of others.
Can’t even say, “Well done scouries,” and mean it.
We need a few more stand up guys like you Freddie around here and a few less of these ‘posers’ who haven’t written a story in years. To busy posting and making attacks on the real writers.
*****
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka :caning: asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!
And what’s the krauts
problem? They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?
They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?
*****
And have you read this story? It’s excellent. Another triumph from the pen of
sarahhhhhhhhh . It’s like we’ve gone to heaven – a LITEROTICA contest with TWO entries from our favorite. Read it! Now! I did and gave it a 5.[size=+2]
Buy Me for a Naked Pet
jim
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Charlie’s Naked Proposal #1 - Mom?
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Thank you very much Freddie
It’s sad to see that so many AHers seem so jealous that their first reaction when they see someone do well is to attack and belittle him. They don’t have enough confidence in their own abilities to be able to enjoy the success of others.
Can’t even say, “Well done scouries,” and mean it.
We need a few more stand up guys like you Freddie around here and a few less of these ‘posers’ who haven’t written a story in years. To busy posting and making attacks on the real writers.
*****
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka :caning: asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!
And what’s the krauts
They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?
They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?
*****
And have you read this story? It’s excellent. Another triumph from the pen of
[size=+2][/size]Buy Me for a Naked Pet
jim
Update on:
[size=+2][/size]Charlie’s Naked Proposal #1 - Mom?
46,000+ sales
730 votes
27 public comments
91 e-mails
Copy for posterity. I wonder what our racist hating friend would have to say about this
Svenskaflicka
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And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka :caning: asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!
And what’s the krauts
They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?
They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?
First of all, if you had ANY experience of the world outside this little thread, you'd have known I'm Swedish. One might have thought that the title My Friend Flicka might have given you atleast a clue, since the man in that book who taught Ken that flicka is Swedish for "little girl" IS a Swede. Then again, I suspect you didn't read more than the back cover of the book, am I right?
Second, if you weren't so full of hot air and so convinced of your own superiority, you might have understood my post for what it really was - a reminder to you that you have NOT made any sales on this site, you've only got people to click a link to your story. A sale is when you get money for something. You don't get money here, ergo, you haven't sold anything. As for my language skills, well, I doubt I have anything to learn from reading your garbage. If your stories are half as bad as your posts, then I prefer to do something more interesting than reading your stories - like painting my nails and watch the paint dry.
Third, not that I know what politics have to do with the original topic of this thread, but I must say that I'm really sick and tired of yankees pulling out that tired old "we helped you in WW2, you must never ever say anything bad about us ever again!" - it was more than 60 years ago, and your country can't live on that glory anymore. Not after all the dumb shit we've watched you do since. And unless you know more about Swedish foreign politics than I do, I can't remember Sweden asking USA for help for quite a long time. Heck, we didn't even ask for your help in WW2, because we didn't participate in it!
Fourth, I wouldn't talk about tourism if I were you, because I doubt you've ever been outside your state's borders. You seem like a typical stay-at-home american to me; one that's never travelled and therefor have never experienced any other views than what american media spews over you.
And lastly - football? We Europeans invented football. Unfortunately, the poor saps who emigrated from our part of the world over to yours and created USA, didn't know football, so they came up with some variation of the real thing.
Again, not that this has anything to do with the thread topic, but you brought it up.
And now that I've said my piece, I'll happily put this scourge-fellow on Ignore, because I'm tired of hearing it oink.
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Foot, the thing at the bottom end of your leg. Not the thing at the outer end of your arm.
Ball, a round, bouncy thing.
Apply foot to ball.
Football.
What you're thinking of, dear souries, is coward-rugby.
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Bravo! A perfect description.
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That's odd
That's quite odd you putting Sir Scouries on ignore when you are the one shitting all over his thread. He should be the one ignoring you, but he's too open minded and better mannered of a fellow to do that.
I never liked the Swedes. They're sneaky. They're as arrogant as the Germans only they mask their contempt better beneath their flag of neutrality while they fatten their bank accounts with the money deposited by thieves and murderers, including the Nazis.
Finally, the United States is doing something about that and are going after the highly secretive Swiss Accounts.
"God bless America...while it's still here."
That's quite odd you putting Sir Scouries on ignore when you are the one shitting all over his thread. He should be the one ignoring you, but he's too open minded and better mannered of a fellow to do that.
I never liked the Swedes. They're sneaky. They're as arrogant as the Germans only they mask their contempt better beneath their flag of neutrality while they fatten their bank accounts with the money deposited by thieves and murderers, including the Nazis.
Finally, the United States is doing something about that and are going after the highly secretive Swiss Accounts.
"God bless America...while it's still here."
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Hmm...
Hmm...is there really a difference other than geographic location?
You've seen one Ayrian blonde, you've seen them all. The superior race still thinks of itself as...superior.
"Hile Hitler!"
Hey, "they" don't like Americans. I'm American. Even though I love cars. Even though BMW and Mercedes makes the best cars on the planet, you'll never see me driving a German car. They same holds true for Japanese car.
Yeah, sure, there's no way that I can avoid buying German and Japanese goods. We are loaded with their technology and superior engineering. Moreover, I admit, that some Japanese cars are more American than they are products of Japan.
Still...I hold a grudge.
When these countries help us as much as we have helped them, maybe I'll change my opinion. For the time being, I'm glad and proud to be an American.
(Although Bush has had me wish I lived elsewhere.)
Hmm...is there really a difference other than geographic location?
You've seen one Ayrian blonde, you've seen them all. The superior race still thinks of itself as...superior.
"Hile Hitler!"
Hey, "they" don't like Americans. I'm American. Even though I love cars. Even though BMW and Mercedes makes the best cars on the planet, you'll never see me driving a German car. They same holds true for Japanese car.
Yeah, sure, there's no way that I can avoid buying German and Japanese goods. We are loaded with their technology and superior engineering. Moreover, I admit, that some Japanese cars are more American than they are products of Japan.
Still...I hold a grudge.
When these countries help us as much as we have helped them, maybe I'll change my opinion. For the time being, I'm glad and proud to be an American.
(Although Bush has had me wish I lived elsewhere.)
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nor i freddie...
QUOTE Freddie you'll never see me driving a German car…
Nor I Freddie. Read my story “Frauleins Fucked”. Although it was hopelessly compromised by the LITEROTICA censors (rejected 10 times before they finally accepted a story I was forced to drastically change) the final lines (see below) sum up my feelings about German goods
FRAULEINS FUCKED by james r scouries
As we approach our car, both Emma and I see it at the same time. "No, don't Daniel," she pleads but knowing she can't stop me.
"Daddy," both my daughters giggle as I run my car key jaggedly down the side of the Mercedes Benz parked next to our car.
"They killed your great grandparents, your grandparent's brothers and sisters, cousins, six million people," I remind them for the thousandth time.
THE END
jim
and as to our swedish friend i'll deal with her in a leter post...
QUOTE Freddie you'll never see me driving a German car…
Nor I Freddie. Read my story “Frauleins Fucked”. Although it was hopelessly compromised by the LITEROTICA censors (rejected 10 times before they finally accepted a story I was forced to drastically change) the final lines (see below) sum up my feelings about German goods
FRAULEINS FUCKED by james r scouries
As we approach our car, both Emma and I see it at the same time. "No, don't Daniel," she pleads but knowing she can't stop me.
"Daddy," both my daughters giggle as I run my car key jaggedly down the side of the Mercedes Benz parked next to our car.
"They killed your great grandparents, your grandparent's brothers and sisters, cousins, six million people," I remind them for the thousandth time.
THE END
jim
and as to our swedish friend i'll deal with her in a leter post...
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I don't get it
The Boston area, Newton, Chestnut Hill, and Sharon in particular have large Jewish populations. When you see their automobiles they have Audi, Mercedes, and BMW's. I don't understand a Jewish person buying anything German, just as I don't understand a black man in my country joining the military of the United States when are government treats a black man less than a white man. I don't get it.
They all hate the Americans. I'm in favor of closing our borders in the way that other countries have done. We can't go to Japan and start an American company there. We can't own property in so many countries that own property in our country. Americans are constant targets for everyone's bashing.
You want to bash someone, go bash those in power in America. The average American is too busy making a living a raising a family to have the time to care. Yet, it is the average American abroad who takes the ration of shit. Go write a letter to Bush. Eighty percent of Americans now believe he's a dumb asshole.
We are all people. It doesn't matter what country we are from, yet don't shit on me. You'll never see me bashing someone else's country, but I'll be first to defend my country.
The Germans still deny their concentration camps. The Swiss still have their chocolate, coo coo clocks, and the remains of the monies stolen from the Jews and deposited by the Germans.
No one is better than anyone else. We all have talents in one way or another. We are just people.
I yearn for the day when we all inter-marry and no longer is their white, black, yellow or red. A thousand years from now, maybe we'll all just be Earthlings. I wonder if we'll be equal then, probably not. They'll still be some people with blonde hair and blue eyes. It would be funny if they worshiped a short, fat person as the superior image.
The Boston area, Newton, Chestnut Hill, and Sharon in particular have large Jewish populations. When you see their automobiles they have Audi, Mercedes, and BMW's. I don't understand a Jewish person buying anything German, just as I don't understand a black man in my country joining the military of the United States when are government treats a black man less than a white man. I don't get it.
They all hate the Americans. I'm in favor of closing our borders in the way that other countries have done. We can't go to Japan and start an American company there. We can't own property in so many countries that own property in our country. Americans are constant targets for everyone's bashing.
You want to bash someone, go bash those in power in America. The average American is too busy making a living a raising a family to have the time to care. Yet, it is the average American abroad who takes the ration of shit. Go write a letter to Bush. Eighty percent of Americans now believe he's a dumb asshole.
We are all people. It doesn't matter what country we are from, yet don't shit on me. You'll never see me bashing someone else's country, but I'll be first to defend my country.
The Germans still deny their concentration camps. The Swiss still have their chocolate, coo coo clocks, and the remains of the monies stolen from the Jews and deposited by the Germans.
No one is better than anyone else. We all have talents in one way or another. We are just people.
I yearn for the day when we all inter-marry and no longer is their white, black, yellow or red. A thousand years from now, maybe we'll all just be Earthlings. I wonder if we'll be equal then, probably not. They'll still be some people with blonde hair and blue eyes. It would be funny if they worshiped a short, fat person as the superior image.
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Knock yourself out.
That's nitpicker not nitwit.
It must drive you mad to have someone like me who hates editing. How do you live with yourself knowing that there's a crooked picture somewhere on someone's wall?
I'd love to see you in a standing in a bar with a bunch of Hells Angels.
"That's motorcycle and hot Hog."
"Get him!"
"Mommy!"
You must be busy all day long making a nuissance of yourself by correcting everyone's grammar. Does it make you feel Ayrian or just annoying?
"Oh, gees, here he comes again."
"Don't talk to him, just smile and nod."
"Why?"
"Because he'll correct everything you say until you want to kick him in the balls."
"Is that why he's all hunched over."
"Yeah, I kicked him in the balls yesterday. He wears a cup now, but it doesn't matter. I wear steel toed shoes."
"I was going to ask you about that. Do they make them in my size?"
Note, I purposely made some mistakes for you to correct. Knock yourself out.
That's "heil," Freddie, not "hile."
That's nitpicker not nitwit.
It must drive you mad to have someone like me who hates editing. How do you live with yourself knowing that there's a crooked picture somewhere on someone's wall?
I'd love to see you in a standing in a bar with a bunch of Hells Angels.
"That's motorcycle and hot Hog."
"Get him!"
"Mommy!"
You must be busy all day long making a nuissance of yourself by correcting everyone's grammar. Does it make you feel Ayrian or just annoying?
"Oh, gees, here he comes again."
"Don't talk to him, just smile and nod."
"Why?"
"Because he'll correct everything you say until you want to kick him in the balls."
"Is that why he's all hunched over."
"Yeah, I kicked him in the balls yesterday. He wears a cup now, but it doesn't matter. I wear steel toed shoes."
"I was going to ask you about that. Do they make them in my size?"
Note, I purposely made some mistakes for you to correct. Knock yourself out.
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QUOTE miss flicka First of all, if you had ANY experience of the world outside this little thread, you'd have known I'm Swedish. One might have thought that the title My Friend Flicka might have given you at least a clue, since the man in that book who taught Ken that flicka is Swedish for "little girl" IS a Swede. Then again, I suspect you didn't read more than the back cover of the book, am I right?
scouriesWhat’s that? You’re little attempt at Scandinavian sarcasm? Let’s face it – Finn, Dane, Swede, Norwegian – what’s the big difference? Just a bunch of blond, emotionless, depressed robots who drink too much and invariably are mesmerized the negative side instead of the positive.
Yes I’ll concede that young, blond Scandinavian girls are hot once you get them out of their country and into a warmer clime. Although from experience I’d say that they look better on your arm than they perform in bed. Great to show off to the boys but once the lights are out I’d trade her for an Italian or Spanish girl any time.
QUOTE miss flicka Second… a reminder to you that you have NOT made any sales on this site, you've only got people to click a link to your story. A sale is when you get money for something. You don't get money here, ergo, you haven't sold anything
scouries Well sweedie, the money I’m not getting here somehow just financed a new forty-four footer that Gabby and I just spent a delightful weekend on…
QUOTE miss flicka As for my language skills, well, I doubt I have anything to learn from reading your garbage. If your stories are half as bad as your posts, then I prefer to do something more interesting than reading your stories – like painting my nails and watch the paint dry.
scouries One only has to watch one or two “Swedish Art Films” to know that ‘watching the paint dry’ just may be the most exciting action in the six hour so called masterpiece.
QUOTE miss flicka Third, not that I know what politics have to do with the original topic of this thread,
scouries Well sweedie, I’d suggest you go back and read POST#1 then. The THREADMASTERS (who of course is I) statement of intent. Here’s some of it:
On this thread I hope to (among other things):
* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
[size=+2]* Comment on important political questions of the day,[/size]
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,
QUOTE miss flicka but I must say that I'm really sick and tired of yankees pulling out that tired old "we helped you in WW2, you must never ever say anything bad about us ever again!" - it was more than 60 years ago, and your country can't live on that glory anymore. Not after all the dumb shit we've watched you do since.
scouries WW2?????? Sixty years ago? And who protected you in the forties and fifties and sixties from the Russians? Who had to put an army in Europe to keep you free? And has kept it there ever since.
And as Arab Islamic fundamentalists roam the world are the Swedes on the front lines? No they’re living happily in their socialist nirvana while others fight to protect their welfare checks.
QUOTE miss flicka And unless you know more about Swedish foreign politics than I do, I can't remember Sweden asking USA for help for quite a long time. Heck, we didn't even ask for your help in WW2, because we didn't participate in it!
scouries No you were too busy collaborating with the Germans. Quite happy to stand back as your Ayran neighbors marched 10 million Jews and Gypsies and Homosexuals and etc. etc. into the ovens…No Swedish lives were going to be wasted protecting a Jew or a Queer were they?
QUOTE miss flicka Fourth, I wouldn't talk about tourism if I were you, because I doubt you've ever been outside your state's borders. You seem like a typical stay-at-home American to me; one that's never traveled and therefore have never experienced any other views than what American media spews over you.
scouries Shee-it! I just have to walk a couple of hundred yards from my front door to find myself in a sea of you Scandinavians. Two days lying topless on South Beach getting your tits burned, two days at the Mall buying American logo-ed stuff to take home to impress your friends with, and then three days up in Orlando at DisneyWorld. Then back home you’re all of a sudden an expert on America. Yeah right!
QUOTE miss flicka And lastly - football? We Europeans invented football
scouries You play soccer – not football! It’s hard to imagine a Swede putting on some pads and running out onto a football field. One crushing tackle and he’d running for the nearest airport to take him home.
The interesting thing about America is that we drained Europe of three or four generations of their most dynamic, intelligent, brave, interesting, adventurous citizens – which of course made us what we are today and left Europe with the timid, stay at homers who were afraid to take the chance.
QUOTE miss flicka …I'm tired of hearing it oink.
scouries It always gets down to personal insults doesn’t it? AHers natural response when the thinking gets tough…
jrs esq.
scouriesWhat’s that? You’re little attempt at Scandinavian sarcasm? Let’s face it – Finn, Dane, Swede, Norwegian – what’s the big difference? Just a bunch of blond, emotionless, depressed robots who drink too much and invariably are mesmerized the negative side instead of the positive.
Yes I’ll concede that young, blond Scandinavian girls are hot once you get them out of their country and into a warmer clime. Although from experience I’d say that they look better on your arm than they perform in bed. Great to show off to the boys but once the lights are out I’d trade her for an Italian or Spanish girl any time.
QUOTE miss flicka Second… a reminder to you that you have NOT made any sales on this site, you've only got people to click a link to your story. A sale is when you get money for something. You don't get money here, ergo, you haven't sold anything
scouries Well sweedie, the money I’m not getting here somehow just financed a new forty-four footer that Gabby and I just spent a delightful weekend on…
QUOTE miss flicka As for my language skills, well, I doubt I have anything to learn from reading your garbage. If your stories are half as bad as your posts, then I prefer to do something more interesting than reading your stories – like painting my nails and watch the paint dry.
scouries One only has to watch one or two “Swedish Art Films” to know that ‘watching the paint dry’ just may be the most exciting action in the six hour so called masterpiece.
QUOTE miss flicka Third, not that I know what politics have to do with the original topic of this thread,
scouries Well sweedie, I’d suggest you go back and read POST#1 then. The THREADMASTERS (who of course is I) statement of intent. Here’s some of it:
On this thread I hope to (among other things):
* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
[size=+2]* Comment on important political questions of the day,[/size]
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,
QUOTE miss flicka but I must say that I'm really sick and tired of yankees pulling out that tired old "we helped you in WW2, you must never ever say anything bad about us ever again!" - it was more than 60 years ago, and your country can't live on that glory anymore. Not after all the dumb shit we've watched you do since.
scouries WW2?????? Sixty years ago? And who protected you in the forties and fifties and sixties from the Russians? Who had to put an army in Europe to keep you free? And has kept it there ever since.
And as Arab Islamic fundamentalists roam the world are the Swedes on the front lines? No they’re living happily in their socialist nirvana while others fight to protect their welfare checks.
QUOTE miss flicka And unless you know more about Swedish foreign politics than I do, I can't remember Sweden asking USA for help for quite a long time. Heck, we didn't even ask for your help in WW2, because we didn't participate in it!
scouries No you were too busy collaborating with the Germans. Quite happy to stand back as your Ayran neighbors marched 10 million Jews and Gypsies and Homosexuals and etc. etc. into the ovens…No Swedish lives were going to be wasted protecting a Jew or a Queer were they?
QUOTE miss flicka Fourth, I wouldn't talk about tourism if I were you, because I doubt you've ever been outside your state's borders. You seem like a typical stay-at-home American to me; one that's never traveled and therefore have never experienced any other views than what American media spews over you.
scouries Shee-it! I just have to walk a couple of hundred yards from my front door to find myself in a sea of you Scandinavians. Two days lying topless on South Beach getting your tits burned, two days at the Mall buying American logo-ed stuff to take home to impress your friends with, and then three days up in Orlando at DisneyWorld. Then back home you’re all of a sudden an expert on America. Yeah right!
QUOTE miss flicka And lastly - football? We Europeans invented football
scouries You play soccer – not football! It’s hard to imagine a Swede putting on some pads and running out onto a football field. One crushing tackle and he’d running for the nearest airport to take him home.
The interesting thing about America is that we drained Europe of three or four generations of their most dynamic, intelligent, brave, interesting, adventurous citizens – which of course made us what we are today and left Europe with the timid, stay at homers who were afraid to take the chance.
QUOTE miss flicka …I'm tired of hearing it oink.
scouries It always gets down to personal insults doesn’t it? AHers natural response when the thinking gets tough…
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I am German, I don't hate Americans and I certainly don't deny any concentration camps - as a matter of fact, I have visited a couple, as most Germans have as part of their school education. We actually have a sizeable Jewish community here in Germany again (who would find it a tad difficult not to buy anything German). Admittedly, there are a few idiots who still deny the holocaust, but then again you have people who genuinely believe that the Earth is hollow. I suppose it might be better to get some hands-on experience from actually visiting a country, rather than relying on some Hollywood stereotypes - granted, the Germans still make the best villains there, but in reality we have very little to do with those treasured cliches.
@ scouries
Read your story, it is badly researched, clumsily written and overall offensive.
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BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
Myeah.
Yeah, I know, she started it, you're only "defending your country". Right?
Right, but not by actually denying her claims, but by <drumroll please> bashing someone else's country. That, and nothing else.
(not even knowing what country, but that's another story)
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Are we bored today and have nothing else to do but pick on poor bostonfictionwriter?
"You're such a...Liar!"
Are we bored today and have nothing else to do but pick on poor bostonfictionwriter?
If you've spent any time with this thread, you'll have noticed that BFW frequently bashes others, usually right in the middle of rant about how he never bashes others.
Why shouldn't he do that to other countries, too?Still can't decide if I should be entertained by the people who assume that I'm German because I live in Germany, or horrified by the ignorant things they say to me because they assume I'm German. Germans must be heartily sick of having WWII thrown in their faces all the time. And what do you want to bet that Scouries has never been farther east than Miami, but considers himself the expert on all things Scandinavian.
Oh, and Freddy, the US Military has been more open and accepting of blacks than the rest of society ever since Eisenhower integrated it in the 1950s. We're quite proud of that.
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