GratefulFred
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2004
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Yeah I may be a newbee to the General Board but I've been hounded by this deush bag on the Story Idea's forum for a while. Finally he put out this classic quote and I just had to lay into him in my manner of doing so. If anyone else wants to add some witt to contribute to his paranoia you are most welcome. My only hope with this thread is that anyone who actually knows him please get him recommitted to the insane asylum to which he belongs.
Top 10 reasons Fantasies_only is scared to submit on Literotica
1) To try and break the virginity cycle he tried to pick up a hooker but she turned him down when she saw his training wheels.
2) He's trying to find that delicate balance of being known as a "Pervert who is not into Porn" but hasn't succeeded with his quest.
3) While eating out his first pussy his dog now had no one to chase around the block.
4) He knows that once a story is in the pending mode it is being edited by a group of extraterrestrial copyright police so bent on mankind's financial destruction.
5) The main street surfer, not surfers, is an all powerful deity that constantly reads Literotica stuff and decides who is going to be damned to the wild sexual orgy of hell and who is going to spend 40 years of romantic courtship with a transvestite church girl.
6) He would never dare submit to Literotica because on the remote chance that it get found out he would get disbanded from the Teletubbies Fan Club.
7) His first experience with anal sex resulted in having his bent cock put in a sling.
8) His second experience had him arrested for pretending to be disguised as a black man.
9) He's afraid of what the trolls on Literotica would say or do to him being that he has too few Hit Points.
10) I, GratefulFred, give the dude nightmares!
Top 10 reasons Fantasies_only is scared to submit on Literotica
1) To try and break the virginity cycle he tried to pick up a hooker but she turned him down when she saw his training wheels.
2) He's trying to find that delicate balance of being known as a "Pervert who is not into Porn" but hasn't succeeded with his quest.
3) While eating out his first pussy his dog now had no one to chase around the block.
4) He knows that once a story is in the pending mode it is being edited by a group of extraterrestrial copyright police so bent on mankind's financial destruction.
5) The main street surfer, not surfers, is an all powerful deity that constantly reads Literotica stuff and decides who is going to be damned to the wild sexual orgy of hell and who is going to spend 40 years of romantic courtship with a transvestite church girl.
6) He would never dare submit to Literotica because on the remote chance that it get found out he would get disbanded from the Teletubbies Fan Club.
7) His first experience with anal sex resulted in having his bent cock put in a sling.
8) His second experience had him arrested for pretending to be disguised as a black man.
9) He's afraid of what the trolls on Literotica would say or do to him being that he has too few Hit Points.
10) I, GratefulFred, give the dude nightmares!
*giggles*
