cum & say Hello to Colton

Hi everyone,
cum & say Hello to Colton
Looks like many have their own 'Come say Hello and play with XYZ' thread.
So I thought of creating one,
but

so Come and say Hello..
but wait, no use of wasting time of talking of the conventional things & topics...
so Lets have an auto-fill reply for them.

# [if you..] = [my reply]

#if you say Hello/Good morning/afternoon/evening/night etc.= same to you.
#if you've avatar = Wow you've the finest and most wonderful avatar I've ever seen.
#if you posted your pics = Wow you're the sexiest person I've ever seen online.
#if you've written stories= Wonderful, I've read all your stories, I really enjoyed them. You're the finest writer on Literotica, I must say.
#if you're listening to some song/eating something/reading something/watching = Oh YES, that [song/food/book/video] is my favorite too!!
#if you're having some problem in offline life [illness/relationship etcetcetc]= I'm extremely sorry to hear that you're suffering from it. My good wishes, prayers and luck be with you.
#if you're interested in RPG/cybersex etc.= No I'm not, typing-wanking is a tiresome boring process.
#"why did you create this thread then?"= just to make mockery of a few people.
# "why are you still here?"= its same everywhere, on every board on everysite. lol. its a big Myspace
#if you liked this thread= Thank you very much.
#if you hated this thread.= well then why still reading, put me on ignore list & go play in other thread.
#if you want to post some hatred/obnoxious thing = well i don't care, hope it helps you ventilate your frustration. And don't worry, I don't add people on ignore list.

Have a nice time!

will be adding more to this # [if you..] = [my reply]
P.S.-
Other Threads.
Some Funny Quotes

[size=+1] Does ‘TONGUE’ size really matter? [/size]

Colton_White said:

[size=+1] Does ‘TONGUE’ size really matter? [/size]

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Oh, yeah - you betcha!

http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/sexy_smilies/7.gif..........hello

staciliv said:

Oh, yeah - you betcha!

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#if you liked this thread= Thank you very much.

koalabear said:

..........hello

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#if you say Hello/Good morning/afternoon/evening/night etc.= same to you.

Plainly_Jane said:

You have so many lovely response options. I hope you will choose "#if you've written stories= Wonderful, I've read all your stories, I really enjoyed them. You're the finest writer on Literotica, I must say.

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#if you liked this thread= Thank you very much.

and If like this response options you'll also enjoy my
My Humor Stories:-
[size=+1] Lady finder a.i. Chat autobot [/size]

it has same theme.!

Whats wrong with say hello threads! Maybe it's bullshit but it's amusing and interesting bullshit

You know, like a newspaper!

ParrishP said:

Whats wrong with say hello threads! Maybe it's bullshit but it's amusing and interesting bullshit

You know, like a newspaper!

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for me,
its complete bullshit
and time consuming, boring bullshit of the lol-ladies,
more idea abt what's wrong? you can get it from my story..

[size=+1] Lady finder a.i. Chat autobot [/size]

What are you so angry about?

tandoor said:

What are you so angry about?

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I told you that in my postI'm Fed up with...