MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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You're drunker!
Am not! Yer just . . fuckin blurry!
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You're drunker!
I fuckin love blueberry pie!
I fucked a blueberry pie once.
The third degree from the camp chef patisserie, was it?
I was thinking of beating my meat this afternoon, then I remembered I had to cook soup for you, but all of a sudden I thought why don't I do both at the same time.
Oh my god, what the hell is in this creme fraiche?
Really, I think it's the Campbell's potato soup you have to worry about.
Anyone else watching The Man in th High Castle?
I want blood!
Stop trying to kick me you Greek.
Ask a lady to dance already, for crying out loud!
I think you've been watching too much Xena.Butt kicking ... the Greeks would approve of that as foreplay.
I think you've been watching the border too much, xenophobe.
Damn, I miss 'Borders' book stores!
Me too! But I've gotten kind of used to the convenience of online porn.
Although I adore the afternoons spent in sweaty back rooms, waiting for something to appear through the hole in the wall. Ahh, those were the days.
Those were the lays, my friend - I thought they'd never end...
That can dampen one's . . . enthusiasm, shall we say?I don't often go out. I spend a lot of time having to take muscle relaxants.
That can darken one's . . . altruism, shall we say?
Smokey the Bear says: "Only YOU can stop dropping acid in the woods."
Purple smells goooood.
Well, there was this one ugly episode in a bakery, but I've taken some anger management classes. . . .
Really, muffins should be tender. Over mixing can lead to hard lumps of dough.
I had no idea you were baked!
Thank God! I can finally stop being a trapezoid.