would you wear this dress if

Bert Notorius

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If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.
 
...if it meant gettting Salma Hayek out of it? Sure.
 
She's no doubt high maintenance anyway...

...but what's the future feed bill going to look like for the porker-in-waiting?

Bicep wattle is never pretty...
 
Salma is smoking hot. She could wear a hessian sack and look awesome.

If I was even 1/10 as hot as her, I'd be happy.
 
You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.
 
Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?

That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.
 
I love how its all the men with no pictures who are calling Salma ugly


post some of your own.. lets see how well you've aged


shit, phylis diller is probably a better looking man than eyer
 
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