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How silly is it?

Yesterday he declared 'you're the man of my dear and today he confessed, 'I'm married.' Feeling weird
 
Sometimes, there's so much noise around us. I wish she had the peace and quiet she needs, to recharge her batteries. :rose::kiss:
 
I hate telephone trees.

I've just wasted 20 minutes listening to all the alternatives to navigate my way through to get the answer I wanted.

All I wanted to do was PAY SOME TAX!!!
 


Two months and counting...



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From 13.96° N. 61.02° W. to 12.29° N. 61.28° W are ninety of the most delicious nautical miles known to man. I can already feel the rhythm of the ocean rollers, see the flying fish, feel the heel of the vessel and 25 lovely tradewind knots on a broad reach.



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So, I may be going to a casino in Battle Creek, Michigan this weekend. I've never gone to a casino, so I'm apprehensive about going. I like trying new things, but at the same time hate it too.
 
So, I may be going to a casino in Battle Creek, Michigan this weekend. I've never gone to a casino, so I'm apprehensive about going. I like trying new things, but at the same time hate it too.

Leave your wallet at home. The games are rigged.


Never forget— in the long run, the house always wins.


Lotteries:
"A tax on stupid people."
 
I haven't looked at any porn today, or even thought of masturbating until now (almost 7pm, I have been up for 12 hours).
 
Wow - if that's allowed, and I don't know if it is because I've not read through all the back posts, but at the end when it is all said and done - if that person is "crowned" the winner, I'll lose so much respect for that author and the website.

- it's not true - my faith is restored. (Quick on the draw there) :rolleyes: :D
 
Wow - if that's allowed, and I don't know if it is because I've not read through all the back posts, but at the end when it is all said and done - if that person is "crowned" the winner, I'll lose so much respect for that author and the website.

- it's not true - my faith is restored. (Quick on the draw there) :rolleyes: :D

Must be the red hair making you impetuous.
 
Who was it said, "Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles" And in any case, is it true? :cathappy:
 


The Free Lunch Dialog

Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We're living on Easy Street.
On dough from Washington.

We've left it up to Uncle Sam,
So don't get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn—
We've all been subsidized.

But if Sam treats us so well
And feeds us milk and honey,
Please, daddy, tell me what the hell
He's going to use for money.

Don't worry, bub, there's not a hitch
In this here noble plan—
He simply soaks the filthy rich
And helps the common man.

But, father, won't there come a time
When they run out of cash
And we have left them not a dime
When things will go to smash?

My faith in you is shrinking, son,
You nosy little brat;
You do too damn much thinking, son,
To be a Democrat.



 
I think I should stop playing poker completely. It has brought me nothing but pain as of late.
 
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