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His Snarky Porcupine
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Who can't dance without moving his lips...if you know what I mean? This guy.
Who's shamelessly plugging his own threads again? ^^That guy.
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Who can't dance without moving his lips...if you know what I mean? This guy.
Who's shamelessly plugging his own threads again? ^^That guy.
Who'd like me to be shamelessly plugging her? ^^^^this chick.
Who's actually correct for a change?? ^^That guy
Who just did is naked dance? This guy
says this chick.
Who has way too many smilies just hanging around? ^^^this chick
Hey, back off the smilies. You're just jelly cuz they get to see me nekkid and you don't.
Oh, and who's still giggling? This chick.
Who's had too much to drink without me there to help her to bed? ^^^^this chick
Who wouldn't be sleeping if you helped me into bed?? ^^That guy and this chick.
Who needs you awake for what I have in store for you? Not this guy.
Then next time, let this chick sleep through the 3 am shindig. And seriously, cut the toenails, those scratches were hard to explain since I don't own a cat....
Who told you that position wouldn't work? This guy
Who wanted to try them all?? ^^That guy.
Who'd blame me? Nobody
Wrong, this chick would and did.
Who thinks ^^^that chick doesn't get to have an opinion on this subject? This guy.
Who thinks ^^that guy is seriously delusional? This chick.
Who thinks seriously doesn't belong in any sentence describing me? This guy
Then allow me to rephrase, completely delusional.
Who said I needed permission?? Oh wait, ^^that guy
Who doesn't know boobies needs guidance? Apparently, just ^^^^this chick
Who's almost ready to snuggle in? This chick.
Who sucks at snuggling? This guy