New Member Introductions

Okay, after my confusion with the different introduction topics...

Hello!

I'm rather nervous about this. I'm new here, though I've been reading the stories here (and elsewhere) for a while. I decided to stop lurking and jump in with both feet. I'm a woman, in my 30's, from the UK. I'm not really sure what I'm looking for, but I suppose this will do for now.

New, and a little shy

Hello... I've been reading Literotica for a couple years now, but I'm new to the message boards. I'm not quite sure why I decided to join today. I think I'm looking for something, but I can't quite articulate what. I'm just a teeny tiny bit shy about being on here! Anyway, I'm 30 and female and I live in the US.

Welcome Duckling. Dont be shy...we wont bite...unless you ask nicely!

Doesnt matter why you joinbed... Just enjoy it and relax.

Hi Guys

My names Rob, 35 M in a LTR. I'm from Dublin, the capital city of Ireland. I prefer to see myself as a Celtic lover

Turn ons:

Skinny chicks
Chicks who like anal
Mothers, scratch that-hot moms!!

Turn offs:

Women who talk too much
Irish women (not very adventerous)
Women who like to dominate...a big no no!


Loving the discussion here. Some very erotic people to have fun with and swap stories

Hey Lit,

I'm a 26 year old male from Atlanta, GA.

I enjoy reading (fiction, Sallinger, Hemingway, Joyce, Fitzgerald, OConnor, Walker Percy, currently trying to get through Infinite Jest...), NetFlix (Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Parks and Rec, love Trailer Park Boys and West Wing) and movies. I love Wes Anderson films, Lars and the Real Girl, most recently I saw Silver Linings Playbook and loved it. I also love to workout and play sports.

As far as Lit goes, I am looking to meet interesting people to talk to and get to know. I'm not huge into role play or anything but havent really tried either. I really think getting to know someone and just being able to talk about sexual things is a turn on.

As far as specifics go, I originally got on lit from the stories and the power/control dynamics really interest me.

If you have any questions or want to chat feel free to PM me. the only pic i have is on my profile.

new, married and neglected

39 married female. plus size; not sure if that is bbw or not, but probably.

I am looking for someone who I can connect with. Someone with similar interests, someone who can help me relieve some tension. I am NOT looking to do cam, phone, etc. I am married and need to keep it discreet, even though we have not had sex in more months than I care to count.

I am new to chatting. So, need someone willing to be patient and help me learn better how to express myself for your benefit too. I do not want someone who just wants one time chat and move on. I would probably be a disappointment for that.

I am exploring where my boundaries are. I have mild interests in restraints and domination but do not think I would be comfortable taking it too far.

New writer and looking for tips

Nice to meet y'all. Feel free to call me Brandon, but don't ask for too many specifics. I'm a young guy (college) and using my free time to expand my horizons. I'm straight, attracted to all types of women, though I tend to exhibit a certain preference for petites and brunettes. And I may be straight, but I won't deny that I've seen a couple cocks that made me think about trying bisexuality. Still, I'll take a nice pussy and a pair of tits if I have the choice. And I might be interested in swapping some incognito pics back and forth with with either men or women who strike my fancy. My biggest turn-on is seeing that I'm pleasing the woman I'm with. You'll see examples of all these things in my writing if you're interested enough to read it.
Which brings me to the main purpose of my introduction. I've been reading stories on Lit off and on for a while, but just recently started writing stories to submit. Since I haven't written for Lit before, I'm not privy to all the intricacies.

If any other writers would be willing to help, I could use some guidance with:

* Finding a good balance of fluff, story, and sex
* Avoiding the tendency of sounding redundant
* Paragraph formatting tips to make reading easier

I have the first installment of what I hope to be a series written and in the editing phase. Any help would be much appreciated. And hello again!

mouse_146 said:

39 married female. plus size; not sure if that is bbw or not, but probably.

I am looking for someone who I can connect with. Someone with similar interests, someone who can help me relieve some tension. I am NOT looking to do cam, phone, etc. I am married and need to keep it discreet, even though we have not had sex in more months than I care to count.

I am new to chatting. So, need someone willing to be patient and help me learn better how to express myself for your benefit too. I do not want someone who just wants one time chat and move on. I would probably be a disappointment for that.

I am exploring where my boundaries are. I have mild interests in restraints and domination but do not think I would be comfortable taking it too far.

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Oh Mouse where have you been hiding, you could be the person that I am looking for, I like to chat, and would be very carefull and discreet with you.

We could explore each others toughts, and get to know each other.

Welcome to all newer members.

IrishFun69 said:

Hi Guys

My names Rob, 35 M in a LTR. I'm from Dublin, the capital city of Ireland. I prefer to see myself as a Celtic lover

Turn ons:

Skinny chicks
Chicks who like anal
Mothers, scratch that-hot moms!!

Turn offs:

Women who talk too much
Irish women (not very adventerous)
Women who like to dominate...a big no no!


Loving the discussion here. Some very erotic people to have fun with and swap stories

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Hi Rob, I'm Irish, married & living in Kildare. I'd class my wife as a Hot Mom, at 43 she might be a little old for your tastes though . I travel on business around the world, but will check in on the site now and again. happy New Year.

Jon.

Happy New Year To Everybody

I just joined and am having trouble uploading a profile pic. PM with help please.

Evening all

I'm a recently single 33 year old guy who's been reading stories from this site for years. I've only ever been with one woman in my life so I'm looking forward to exploring single life again ;-)
I've got plenty of story ideas rolling around in my head, but never seem to find the time to write them down, but hopefully that will now change and some of you may enjoy them.

Hi,I'm a 23 year old Scottish woman in a 6 year relationship. Our sex life has dwindled in recent years,but looking for ideas to spice it back up. Been reading stories on lit for years now,and it's always a sure fire way to get me going

Alxinwonderland said:

Hi,I'm a 23 year old Scottish woman in a 6 year relationship. Our sex life has dwindled in recent years,but looking for ideas to spice it back up. Been reading stories on lit for years now,and it's always a sure fire way to get me going

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23 ehhh that means you were 17 when you first had him, is it legal at 17 in Scotland. I know the scots are very forward thinking So if sex is not as good as it used to be, we can ll help you here, we are full of advise and encouragement. Unfortunatly we can not message you as you have not turned on the PM programe, so I suggest you open a thread and watch suggestions roll in. Do you use any other messanger service?

Yes,16 is the age of consent in Scotland (and whole of UK I'm sure??) I've turned pms on now no other messenger service,no

Hey guys! Am new to the forum and writing, but have been reading erotic stories since I was about 13!

Hi I'm Rebecca, I'm 46, married, have a very healthy appetite. I think about sex with other men all the time, though I wouldn't cheat on my husband I have a very rich fantasy life. I've recently discovered that I'm turned on by naughty chat about all things sexual and I love the thought of turning a guy on by telling him about my fantasies and how I masturbate.
I have a sexy figure (breasts 38E) and love to be looked at...
I'm developing an interest in all things kinky and seem to be getting hornier as I get older!
I hope you will come and chat...

Duckling0701 said:

Hello... I've been reading Literotica for a couple years now, but I'm new to the message boards. I'm not quite sure why I decided to join today. I think I'm looking for something, but I can't quite articulate what. I'm just a teeny tiny bit shy about being on here! Anyway, I'm 30 and female and I live in the US.

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hi! cute introduction. come to think of it, I haven't done mine yet. Will get to it eventually I suppose. Feel free to PM me if you want to chat sometime.

Rebecca

Rebecca, don't forget to turn on Private Messages here in Lit on your user profile.

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Introduction

Hi! I am a 37 year old mother of two girls, one in college and one in junior high. I've been with my hubby for 11 years and still going strong. I've been writing erotica since I was 16. I was too stupid to hang onto what I had written when I was younger and all of my other work had been destroyed by my ex. I have a small collection of stories now and desire to get them out there for others to enjoy! I'm here for my writing, I have no interest in cyber, exchanging pics or other nonsense.

Bad Newbie

Hi,

My name is Thoti or you can pronounce as 2T. I'm 34 yo and still single due to my my mom petition to go to US (maybe find a wife after the petition). I have 2 jobs (home base) and all are in Porn or Adult Industry. My first job is from Adult Content Deluxe (an adult content provider which selling non-exclusive, exclusive and custom deals content) as customer support and designer, which also bring me to this forum. I realized that I don't have a place to post my stuff and plan to leave after I read the rules and guidelines of Literotica. But After reading some threads and posts something makes me smile, open up my "Green Mind Environment...LOL", and some nasty or maybe it was not my fetish (don't like incest). What makes me stay on this forum are the Literotica's members activeness which or what thread it was and how the moderator handle some hot issues . How can I change my MEMBER NAME(Forum Guidelines #8)? And my second job was on a pay-sites (Miami Office, don't want to mention the pay-sites name I might get caught... LOL) as a All around staff.

I'm simple, happy and friendly guy. I like amateur, erotic sex and not too much rough. After reading some more threads again, seeing hot, and sexy pics, I noticed in The Playground, that some violates the rules like this two threads New GIF and Random Smut. It violates Forum Guidelines #2 and or Forum Guidelines #3. The Playground are not covered or exempted to this Forum Guidelines? If I'm wrong, my apology for bringing this up and for being newbie but I'm not against on to whom or what, it was my responsibility as a member to report it. My suggestion is put another forum for that if this can't be prevented.

Thanks

Hi

I thought I would introduce myself. I'm 22 from all the way down the bottom of the world in Australia. And before you ask, nope I don't ride a kangaroo to work everyday, our version of football doesn't require padding like american football, yes we have poisonous creatures down here but they build us tough

Ok well on that last one I will confess, I will more scream, run around like a chook (that's chicken for you non Aussies) with my head cut off, then wait for a guy to deal with it. Apart from that, Australia is a very awesome place! If you have never been, it should be on your bucket list of places to visit one day .

I have been coming to lit reading the stories that a lot of you wonderful writers craft for awhile. I basically got dared to join the discussion board and didn't think I would hang around, but have been finding some interesting reading.

Just saying Hi

Hi all I'm Mark
Been reading the stories on Literotica for a while now and using the ideas for fantasy in the bedroom. Thought I would join and check out rest of the site and finding allsorts of hot stuff.
Always looking to spice up our sex life. I have a hot girlfriend and want to keep her that way.
If you want ot say Hi please do I'm an easy going guy and have a great imagination.
Also can someone PM me and let me know how to add an avatar to my posts.
..oh and yes the pic on the profile is me
Have fun x

lilmischief said:

I thought I would introduce myself. I'm 22 from all the way down the bottom of the world in Australia. And before you ask, nope I don't ride a kangaroo to work everyday, our version of football doesn't require padding like american football, yes we have poisonous creatures down here but they build us tough

Ok well on that last one I will confess, I will more scream, run around like a chook (that's chicken for you non Aussies) with my head cut off, then wait for a guy to deal with it. Apart from that, Australia is a very awesome place! If you have never been, it should be on your bucket list of places to visit one day .

I have been coming to lit reading the stories that a lot of you wonderful writers craft for awhile. I basically got dared to join the discussion board and didn't think I would hang around, but have been finding some interesting reading.

Something you should know, I'm not here to role play, watch you on cam, talk dirty to you etc. So guys please don't bother pming for all that stuff, I don't need pictures of your junk, not interested in being your submissive or having a daddy etc.

If you want some tips on what not to do when trying to talk to women, you should check out a very funny thread that the ladies of lit have put together called PM Asshattery.

That said if your in your twenties, can hold an intelligent conversation and have a good sense of humour you can drop me a line.

Catch you around on the boards sometime

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See she has no desire to learn, she knows it all