JasonClearwater
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True. But I prefer showers that involve soap. Lots and lots of soap.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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True. But I prefer showers that involve soap. Lots and lots of soap.
Tio_Narratore
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You definitely need to take this over to the fetish and taboo board.
Tio_Narratore
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I'm still wondering if I should take that as an insert or not
Just stick it where it fits and you'll find out.
MagicaPractica
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Was that the store where the night cleanup crew bowls with frozen turkeys?
LizVegas79
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I saw a video online of a guy smoking a ghost pepper out of a bong - I felt really, really sorry for him afterwards.
MagicaPractica
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Some people are happiest alone.I saw a video online of a guy porking a ghost. I felt really, really sorry for him afterwards.
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Then why the press conference, the pillows, and the mirrors?
MagicaPractica
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Tio_Narratore
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And you say I never take you there.
Well it is the first time you've brought me to your women's erotic book club meeting.
LizVegas79
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I loved being a footstool at your women's erotic book club meeting.
If I bring you to my erotic book club for women meeting you have to promise to do whatever we say.
MagicaPractica
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Listen Lady, I write whatever, whenever the spirit moves me, and my muse is no ghost writer!
MagicaPractica
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But I LIKE the Oscar Meyer weinermobile. Okay, okay . . . how about . . . the Batmobile?
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I remember the 1968 counterculture version:
Oh I'd love to be a violent revolution
That is what I'd really love to be-ee-ee
'Cause if I were a violent revolution
There would soon be nothing left...
That is what I'd really love to be-ee-ee
'Cause if I were a violent revolution
There would soon be nothing left...
MagicaPractica
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Batman? Wait, that would be regular culture. Hrm...
loquere
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Good radical.
MagicaPractica
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*snarl* Am not.
loquere
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Yeah! Welcome to the club.
loquere
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Pee sports!!!
Whatever gets you off!
MagicaPractica
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Geez, Dad, I just got the job. You could give me a month to get a paycheck and find an apartment.
JasonClearwater
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It's all about making the most of your assets.
MagicaPractica
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Thief!
Tio_Narratore
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That's right. Now, Hail to Me!
MagicaPractica
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Yeah, if a woman needs a dowry to get a husband, she's not worth it.
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Cheap whores are never worth it.
