The Last Thing You Thought...

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*gives him a dead stare*

It's not for lack of wanting to. The site has been down for the past 17ish hours. Whenever they get it up and running again, I'll try.

Edit: or...it could be back up now. Way to make me look like an idiot, Tumblr...
 
It's not for lack of wanting to. The site has been down for the past 17ish hours. Whenever they get it up and running again, I'll try.

Edit: or...it could be back up now. Way to make me look like an idiot, Tumblr...


Not idiot.
Crazy.
But that's okay.
We're all mad here.
 
It's not for lack of wanting to. The site has been down for the past 17ish hours. Whenever they get it up and running again, I'll try.

Edit: or...it could be back up now. Way to make me look like an idiot, Tumblr...

*snickers* If I had known you were going to make an account, I would have told you they were down for maintenance. The banner was on the dashboard for the last couple of days.
 
*snickers* If I had known you were going to make an account, I would have told you they were down for maintenance. The banner was on the dashboard for the last couple of days.

Oddly... It never came up on the mobile version. I never saw it...
 
Tumblr is being a bitch.

Pink handwriting puts a smile on my face


FLT: -sniffs- Papa smurff is dieing.

Wonder when they will make Nina-proof smurfs that are not made of iron.

Can you say ouch!
 
Tumblr is being a bitch.

Pink handwriting puts a smile on my face


FLT: -sniffs- Papa smurff is dieing.

Wonder when they will make Nina-proof smurfs that are not made of iron.

Can you say ouch!

Never. You'd find a way to break an indestructible dildo. :p
 
-little tiny pout-

But... but... NEVER?

THey have too!

people are only slightly more indestructible than indestructible dildos, dammit!

*chuckle* maybe one day, Nina...but until then, you'll just have to stock up on papa smurfs to abuse.
 
"I just want to be held in arms like that one time in my life. God I bet his back is freckled. I'd love to dig my fingernails into a back like that. Mmm, those shoulders... I wonder if his ass is freckled too... god, and that hair. Nn. Just wanna grab it..."
 
*chuckle* maybe one day, Nina...but until then, you'll just have to stock up on papa smurfs to abuse.

hhhhmmmpf.

Maybe I can use my tax ID... and buy bulk wholesale.
I will be Gargamel with boxes of smurfs.

Then again, I'd have to resell some as art to use the tax ID in compliance with the business licence.

Sounds like a pain in the twat and far to similar to iron dildos.

~o_O~

gah. I dont have an iron cunt what the hell are people thinking..

-sniffs and cries-

All I want is an indestructible squishy smurf.




or penis... penis would be good.

-nods and wanders away singing the penis song-
 
hhhhmmmpf.

Maybe I can use my tax ID... and buy bulk wholesale.
I will be Gargamel with boxes of smurfs.

Then again, I'd have to resell some as art to use the tax ID in compliance with the business licence.

Sounds like a pain in the twat and far to similar to iron dildos.

~o_O~

gah. I dont have an iron cunt what the hell are people thinking..

-sniffs and cries-

All I want is an indestructible squishy smurf.




or penis... penis would be good.

-nods and wanders away singing the penis song-

There's a penis song? *blinkblink*
 
There's a penis song? *blinkblink*

Penis, Princess, popsicle... starts with a p.. could be prince..

Fuck it. Disney BS met my brain with disastrous consequences.

Or was I the only little kid that realised that Ariel not only got feet but a twat, too?

bad brain. Snow White did not need smurfs.



La la la la la la ... la la la la la


Back to homework.
 
Penis, Princess, popsicle... starts with a p.. could be prince..

Fuck it. Disney BS met my brain with disastrous consequences.

Or was I the only little kid that realised that Ariel not only got feet but a twat, too?

bad brain. Snow White did not need smurfs.



La la la la la la ... la la la la la


Back to homework.

*whimper*

Nina just made my head hurt.
 
Penis, Princess, popsicle... starts with a p.. could be prince..

Fuck it. Disney BS met my brain with disastrous consequences.

Or was I the only little kid that realised that Ariel not only got feet but a twat, too?

bad brain. Snow White did not need smurfs.



La la la la la la ... la la la la la


Back to homework.

*whimper*

Nina just made my head hurt.

I don't know why. It made perfect sense to me.

*Offers DW an Asprin*
 
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That is all.
 
*whimper*

Nina just made my head hurt.
:kiss::kiss:
I don't know why. It made perfect sense to me.

*Offers DW an Asprin*
seeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry, but has it occurred to you that the issues you are having are related to improper smurf-usage?
:eek: I cannot help nor would I help the situation at all if I could!
I frankly like the fact that my girly bits dont like giving toys back without a fight.
Keeps somethings secure and makes other things squeal (or equivalent).
Probably. Smurfs are strictly for anal usage.
....................... You are confusing Smurfs with those 7 dirty cave diggers again!

STOP that!
Stop. My inner child feels so violated.
Whats her name, this way, next time, we can really fucker up.
 
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