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Now I've got the Ladies of the AH all in varies lingerie and finery, looking at us men folk and going "I'm crushing your head, crush crush"

I really need to see a professional psychiatrist.
 
Note to self:

1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.

So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.

But.

1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.

And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?

Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.

I look as if I've been sunburned.

Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.

I really hate it when I do stupid things.

On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
 
I just bought this off ebay - Christmas money. Don't tell mom, okay?

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Bitch is skinnier than me, but we'll see what happens after a few weeks of hard work. ;)

Actually the only hard work you really need to do is put it on for a few hours daily and build up. It's amazing what it will do for you....
 
Note to self:

1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.

So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.

But.

1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.

And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?

Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.

I look as if I've been sunburned.

Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.

I really hate it when I do stupid things.

On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!

And I'll bet you taste even better! :devil:
 
How many of you ladies here think Horatio Caine (character from CSI: Miami) is sexy?
 
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