The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

ElizabethWest · Mar 4, 2005

logophile said:
Hi all!

Still not laid.

Still have the flu!

Still whiney!

Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way... :devil:

logophile · Mar 4, 2005

elizabethwest said:
Cheer up babe and put on that pink thong. Help is on the way...

<----- You mean this one?

Oh, and when will you be here?

ElizabethWest · Mar 4, 2005

logophile said:
<----- You mean this one?

Oh, and when will you be here?

God, I love that picture! I remember the fun we had with Tol and Bruce with that one. Many sandwiches were formed... :kiss:

Guest · Mar 5, 2005

SweetVA · Mar 6, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Another day, more non-sex.

*sigh*

I refuse even to count how many months it's been...

I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

VA

sophia jane · Mar 6, 2005

SweetVA said:
I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

VA

No, you're not the only one. I'm right here with ya.

SJ

Guest · Mar 6, 2005

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

SweetVA said:
I'm really sorry, guys, but I refuse to believe that EVERYONE - except me - got laid today.

(please, please tell me it ain't so!)

VA

Oh Sweetie, You know I didn't get laid today! And, you also know that you've gotten laid much more recently than I have! Oh, and I'm ovulating to boot!

Nope, didn't get laid. Fingers crossed (and legs spread) that it happens soon! :devil:

Wildcard Ky · Mar 6, 2005

Present and accounted for. dammit

Evil Alpaca · Mar 6, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
Present and accounted for. dammit

What he said.

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

Still here.

Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck...

Evil Alpaca · Mar 6, 2005

logophile said:
Still here.

Did buy a new corset and panty yesterday, though. Hoping to figure out the self-timer on my digital camera. Wish me luck...

Ya got yer camera back then?

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
Ya got yer camera back then?

I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV! :kiss:

Evil Alpaca · Mar 6, 2005

logophile said:
I have it on short term loan. Don't worry, if I can get the timer to work, I'm definitely doing the knee-boot shot! At which point I will also resurrect my "I love my new boots" thread to debut it as an AV!

YAY!

(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
YAY!

(Takin' a break now. C y'all on the flip side.)

You're not off to get laid, are you?

Guest · Mar 6, 2005

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...

Yummm.... Jammies on her knees.

Oh, were you saying something? :kiss:

Guest · Mar 6, 2005

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

lilredjammies said:
*smooch* I was just saying that if I married you, we should register at Barnes & Noble. *giggle*

Oh, absofuckinglutely. That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Could we get laid, then, too?

hmmnmm · Mar 6, 2005

Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

hmmnmm said:
Just stopping back in.
I was here before and whatever I said then fits here.
Feels like a special institutional counseling room or something: "So how'd you get here?"

Hey Hmm,

Who's the guy in your AV?

Guest · Mar 6, 2005

logophile · Mar 6, 2005

lilredjammies said:
I wouldn't marry you just for the pressies!

Oh? *cocks head to the side* Tell me more about that...

SweetVA · Mar 6, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Pretty dim prospects for getting laid today, seeing as how I'll be on my knees pulling carpet padding and washing baseboards...

I dunno, seems like the perfect pos.. I mean, er, oppor.. I mean... oh, what was I saying??

VA

Guest · Mar 6, 2005

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