EctoJohn
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lol, Recently we just had a going away party for my brother and there was lots of people... and lots of beer.
Well, my neighbors were invited over, we don't know them well, but they are friendly and the guy offered to DJ it (he had all the equipment).
So he was DJing and his wife was partying... she got WASTED.
The level of wasted where she had to lean on people she was talking to and talk really close to their ear.
In particular, she seemed to be into me.
Now this woman is in her 50s I think.
But she was around me all night (mostly out of drunkeness) but even dragged me out to dance.
Not old people dancing, either.
Like full on drop-it-low dancing, ass-to-crotch bump and grind.
I dunno what else to call it, I don't dance at all, I barely know how to socialize irl.
But, yeah, it was pretty obvious she was into me.
lol, My cousin kept giving me the "fuck her" signal any time her back was turned and I could see.
She ain't anything to look at, and like I said, she's in her 50s I think, so at least 20+ years older than me.
Ended up walking her home because by the end of the night she was too drunk to stand up straight long enough
to walk the 30 feet from my front door to hers.
In her drunken stupor, she HAD to invite me in to show me around the house.
Like even had to show me her washer and dryer... total wasted.
I wasn't about to put the moves on a much older, drunken, married woman.
But that night makes me wonder if I could.
There's probably something wrong with me that ponders the thought of banging her just because I can and to hell with morals.
And who knows, all that flirting was probably the 7 gallons of beer in her, I haven't ran into her since then to chat.
But what if it wasn't just the beer talking?
Suppose I'm doing the neighborly chat thing over the fence, bring up the party to have a laugh, and she's still flirty? What then?
Well, my neighbors were invited over, we don't know them well, but they are friendly and the guy offered to DJ it (he had all the equipment).
So he was DJing and his wife was partying... she got WASTED.
The level of wasted where she had to lean on people she was talking to and talk really close to their ear.
In particular, she seemed to be into me.
Now this woman is in her 50s I think.
But she was around me all night (mostly out of drunkeness) but even dragged me out to dance.
Not old people dancing, either.
Like full on drop-it-low dancing, ass-to-crotch bump and grind.
I dunno what else to call it, I don't dance at all, I barely know how to socialize irl.
But, yeah, it was pretty obvious she was into me.
lol, My cousin kept giving me the "fuck her" signal any time her back was turned and I could see.
She ain't anything to look at, and like I said, she's in her 50s I think, so at least 20+ years older than me.
Ended up walking her home because by the end of the night she was too drunk to stand up straight long enough
to walk the 30 feet from my front door to hers.
In her drunken stupor, she HAD to invite me in to show me around the house.
Like even had to show me her washer and dryer... total wasted.
I wasn't about to put the moves on a much older, drunken, married woman.
But that night makes me wonder if I could.
There's probably something wrong with me that ponders the thought of banging her just because I can and to hell with morals.
And who knows, all that flirting was probably the 7 gallons of beer in her, I haven't ran into her since then to chat.
But what if it wasn't just the beer talking?
Suppose I'm doing the neighborly chat thing over the fence, bring up the party to have a laugh, and she's still flirty? What then?