The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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but it does not submerge.


I put in a new screw

And it tumbles straight through and lands in the change return slot. What do you know - there's a form of currency this machine *doesn't* accept.

I put in an earwig.
 
And it tumbles straight through and lands in the change return slot. What do you know - there's a form of currency this machine *doesn't* accept.

I put in an earwig.

but you get an infestation of nymphs--unfortunately they look nothing like the Greek kind...

I put in 73 cryogenically frozen superior beings....
 
And you realize that Cain and Romulus were some of the worst siblings ever....

I put in a temporal incursion by the Na'kuhl...

but they disappear up their own script pages.



I put in a sign "Normal service will resume in 10 seconds".
 
Normal Service

And you get a thirty minute wait.

I put in a still like new January 1976 "Hustler" mag.
 
and you get a prim schoolmar'm with a fresh hickory switch.

I put in a lady in a black leather corset...

but her undies are a buzz killer, since she tends to squeak every time she bends over.

I put in She-Ra Princess of Power...

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