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So, a thread pops up in another section that turns out to not really fit the title at all, but does give me an idea.

The premise is that a couple owns a vacation cottage that they rent out for weekends or maybe longer. Fairly normal thing across the world, but ..... what if the wife goes with the cottage and not just as a caretaker/housekeeper?
 
So, a thread pops up in another section that turns out to not really fit the title at all, but does give me an idea.

The premise is that a couple owns a vacation cottage that they rent out for weekends or maybe longer. Fairly normal thing across the world, but ..... what if the wife goes with the cottage and not just as a caretaker/housekeeper?

Yeah. Was a letdown for me. Thought he was renting out his hot wife.
 
So, a thread pops up in another section that turns out to not really fit the title at all, but does give me an idea.

The premise is that a couple owns a vacation cottage that they rent out for weekends or maybe longer. Fairly normal thing across the world, but ..... what if the wife goes with the cottage and not just as a caretaker/housekeeper?

Sounds like a great opportunity to reimagine AirBnB! Seems like a great business model to potentially (till caught) get around prostitution laws - just rent out an apartment that happens to come with a woman... :rolleyes:
 
Sounds like a great opportunity to reimagine AirBnB! Seems like a great business model to potentially (till caught) get around prostitution laws - just rent out an apartment that happens to come with a woman... :rolleyes:
The room is expensive. The sex is free. No special service charge so no whoring, no problem. But is rental by the week, weekend, night, or hour?

I flashed on "special service charge" which reminded me of On Her Majesty's Secret Service which drives an idea that the room+sex project involves spies somehow. Honeypot stings? Videos and blackmail?
 
^^ Wuoldn't be just that though. It would be the whole 'wife experience' for guys that can't get a wife or travel too much or have assets they don't want to lose in a divorce, etc. Everything would be just as it might be in a Stepford sort of home. Everything perfect, her always dressed to the nines, doing all the cooking and everything else, yes ... including that.
 
The client would do a full bio (maybe not even truthful if they wanted to play a character). The resident would study it and become become familiar enough with it play the role also, knowing the likes, dislikes, kinks, etc. so that she could act as if they've known each other for years.
 
Perhaps there could even be several cottages clustered together with different residents and clients on the same weekends so they could interact together.

They could call it 'The Village', but there would be no giant white bouncing balls.
 
A fuck-a-thon village implies police protection and payoffs. The district council is likely involved too. Sex is basically political. Who are allowed or encouraged to have fun here?
 
"All-Inclusive" seems like a good title.
A new hostelry chain is developed, "Marriott Maids Suites" with every pricey suite including a full-time maid -- available for sex. MMS is only marketed to qualifying professionals so "All-Inclusive" is a good slogan to pull them in. It signals patronage of only WASP men or non-WASPs of quality. No Haitian dudes. The maids are all educated and medically checked every week.
 
You can rent villas in Jamaica that come staffed with a full-time cook and a maid who do all your shopping and cooking and cleaning for you. I think some even come with a driver and car. How big of a step is it to add a few pleasure experts?
 
A new hostelry chain is developed, "Marriott Maids Suites" with every pricey suite including a full-time maid -- available for sex. MMS is only marketed to qualifying professionals so "All-Inclusive" is a good slogan to pull them in. It signals patronage of only WASP men or non-WASPs of quality. No Haitian dudes. The maids are all educated and medically checked every week.

I did see a real-life advert for something like that. It was a private resort on a private island, and each guest got to select one of the on-staff escorts to keep for the duration of their stay. I don't recall the price advertised, but it was a lot, like in the tens of thousands for a week. Probably just as much to keep out the riff-raff as to keep up the profits.
 
I did see a real-life advert for something like that. It was a private resort on a private island, and each guest got to select one of the on-staff escorts to keep for the duration of their stay. I don't recall the price advertised, but it was a lot, like in the tens of thousands for a week. Probably just as much to keep out the riff-raff as to keep up the profits.
Can't have riff-raff.

BTW the term comes from poor early boaters on the Ohio-Mississippi rivers. From New Orleans, you walked upstream. Once you got to someplace with resources like timber, or corn whiskey, or bear jerky, you built a RAFT from scrapwood called RIFF and floated down to market for a few pieces-of-eight, a good drunk, a whore or three, and new boots. A poor boy is just a riff-rafter..

ObTopic: We'll see autonomous-vehicle services with car-fucks. Take a ride and get screwed along the way. Online rentals of overnight fuck-pads with available staff aren't too different. Let's have a hot-motel with hot-wives, Day use only because they have homes and families to tend in the evening.

As it happens, we've stayed in Mexican fuck motels. Good ones are cozy and safe and yet inexpensive. But we didn't hire help.
 
"All-Inclusive" seems like a good title.

PERFECT title. But I would build on the "Hot Wife" idea, less the prostitution one. So, maybe the couple that rents the place 'provides' the wife? The 'hosts' add to it.

Closest I've ever seen was a BnB that set a special rate for renting the whole place and turned it into a swingers session....add the staff and bingo!
 
"Full" Service Apartments - I actually came across some postings on cl years ago in Dubai for such places. If I remember correctly they advertised the apartments with "special" maid service and you could choose if you wanted a Thai, Filipina, or Chinese maid...
 
We can posit a culture where all 18-year-olds serve a year as temple prostitutes, and wives gain holy merit by whoring for the god(s). "Not tonight, dear; I have temple." Is it a sin for a man to hire his own wife?
 
Makes me think of a scenario where people "time-share" spouses, perhaps. Maybe it could be a thing.

"Hey, Julie, I hear that you have a new husband. Is he any good?"

"Whenever I get to use him. I time-share him with my sister Wendy."

Or

"Hey, Brock, is that your new girlfriend?"

"Not girlfriend. Wife. Sharon. She's great."

"You settled down?"

"Not really. I'm time-sharing her with my buddy Bob."
 
I've read SciFi writers positing limited-contract marriages. Such might be legal in some jurisdictions, hey? Marry for specified years, months, hours. Extend the contract if satisfactory, else split and try again elsewhere. Like serial divorce but without lawyers.
 
B&b&b

Bed and Breakfast and Boink? A new version of a 'turn-down service?'? Instead of cocktails or wine w/ a little 'tasting' in the evening, the wife comes out in sexy lingerie and is the evening 'entertainment'

The Time share...... You book 'her' for X weeks a year and she belongs completely to you during those times..... maybe the different rates for time share is based on who all gets to 'time-share' her? The advantage might also be what else is shared... a beach or mountain resort gets her out in public at the nude beach or what she does 'by the fire' in the evenings?
 
Overnight rentals in a single house won't pay much. Keeping it small-scale (no Hot-Bed Hiltons) we'd have a local hotwife roster of eligible women available most days and some nights when hubby is away. Their schedules. Their bedrooms and sheets. Low overhead.

Their sex is not for sale. They sell expensive cookies and cupcakes. Sex comes free.
 
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