BluKitten
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Don't they normally have no touching rules at these strip poetry clubs?
I can give you a mental blow job, if you like.
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Don't they normally have no touching rules at these strip poetry clubs?
I can give you a mental blow job, if you like.
As long as David Tennant was the one endorsing it, yeah!
Ooh , I would think a "Jason Statham" model, complete with a "Cockney" accent I couldn't understand might tempt the not-so-almighty- dollar out if my purse..
Hey, I just moved back up here from North Carolina!
OOH, Sorry we couldn't have met. North Carolina is a lovely place to live. And we're pretty nice, too
What part of our fair state were you occupying?
I didn't understand any of that.
I didn't understand any of that.
Awww, so sorry for confusing you!
Jacksonville, North Carolina is home to the Camp Lejuene Marine Base. Lots and lots of candy for the female eye to drool over! It is also on the Atlantic coast, so there are lots of beaches.
I spent many an afternoon, sitting in my beach chair, with a pair of Ray Bans on, watching those muscled tight asses running along the beach!
early morning wood induced bump...
Awww, so sorry for confusing you!
Jacksonville, North Carolina is home to the Camp Lejuene Marine Base. Lots and lots of candy for the female eye to drool over! It is also on the Atlantic coast, so there are lots of beaches.
I spent many an afternoon, sitting in my beach chair, with a pair of Ray Bans on, watching those muscled tight asses running along the beach!
I have never actually laughed out loud to anything posted on this site.. Until this thread! Lol ;-)
Too fun!
Do you think we should sell it to some tv company to turn into a sitcom? Maybe a BBC/HBO co-production so we can cast in an appropriately trans-atlantic manner.
O o o! Only if I can be a creative contributor to the dialogue and the situations! Let's see....there would have to be a catchy theme song and Matt would be introduced by walking into an elevator on the top floor, with a really HOT looking woman in it. She would have to ask, "Are you going down?" Then he would have to look directly at the camera and smile as the doors closed! On each floor, the doors would open and another woman would get into the lift. Matt would also look more and more worked over as the doors opened on each floor. Then on the bottom floor, each woman would walk out with a smile on her face and straightening her clothing. Matt would have to walk out looking completely disheveled and staggering.
Shall I bump you, darling...?
Oh Blu, that is a fabulous credit sequence that is certain to become a classic. You've an eye and skill for this kind of thing that is sure to get noticed, I'm fairly sure that lots of production companies search literotica on a regular basis looking for new talent.
What happens in the first episode? Can we somehow include limericks, trans-Atlantic misunderstandings, male strip teases, bicycles, copious amount of bum jokes and lots of conversation about the weather.
Why thank you for the compliment! But, I would be amazed if any production company watched this site!
However, I will try to come up with a concept for the first episode, which will include your topics. They kind of put me in mind of a cross between Benny Hill and Monty Python!