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Tallulah82
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I have faith in you Tal! Or you can just ask MF to lead.
Oh, you asked for it! I just need to check Fondler's health insurance first...- Status
Oh, you asked for it! I just need to check Fondler's health insurance first...
lakesailer_mi
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And sailor. Bring on the leather and let's rub you in oils.
Oils? Mmmhmm! A slippery sailor sounds fun
...that might actually be fun... How did I get this lucky?????My signature move is that akin to Chandler Bing. That's why I'm the pimp instead. Much safer for everyone.
My signature move is the "white man's overbite"
Combined with the "stir the big pot" arm movements....
I look so cool doing it...
Mindfondler
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I had a personal ballroom dancing teacher who was a voluptuous leggy blonde (not that I noticed). She said that I had a strong lead and compared me to a bulldozer. For some reason, that came across as a compliment from her. Certainly the women that I dance with seem to go wherever I put them, even if it's in hospital.
(N.B. all of the above is completely true, apart from the hospital bit, at least at the time of writing)
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LostGirlTink
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There's dancing? I caught something about an oiled up sailor and dancing and I feel left out now.
PapaRomantic
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Wow, you step away from a thread for a day, and suddenly there's the devil's exercised being planned - men and women dancing together!
This changes my opinion of the room a little bit - I may have to have some personal counseling offered before I can proceed. Do you have anybody to suggest that can give me the attention I crave...I mean need?
This changes my opinion of the room a little bit - I may have to have some personal counseling offered before I can proceed. Do you have anybody to suggest that can give me the attention I crave...I mean need?
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Tallulah82
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My signature move is the "white man's overbite"
Combined with the "stir the big pot" arm movements....
I look so cool doing it...
*weak knees*
Fuck. I need to wank now.
Bulldozer, huh? I bet you are, ya big stud.
Glad you put that last bit in. Always good to cover your arse with those whatchamacallits.
Oiled up sailors, professional bulls, and gawd hot ladies. It's like a Brainy dream come true. He's going to be so pissed he missed this. And of course, your sparkly glitter makes this all look totally classy! I would never run a seedy place... *coughs*
LostGirlTink
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*weak knees*
Fuck. I need to wank now.
Bulldozer, huh? I bet you are, ya big stud.
Glad you put that last bit in. Always good to cover your arse with those whatchamacallits.
Oiled up sailors, professional bulls, and gawd hot ladies. It's like a Brainy dream come true. He's going to be so pissed he missed this. And of course, your sparkly glitter makes this all look totally classy! I would never run a seedy place... *coughs*
Perfect and it's good glitter. Fairy dust kind, none of that cheap stripper dust shit.
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curvyangel1969
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Come dance with me and sailor tink. Your sparkles will stick together his oil and it will be like a white man Disco ball! Hot!! 
LostGirlTink
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Come dance with me and sailor tink. Your sparkles will stick together his oil and it will be like a white man Disco ball! Hot!!
How does one turn THAT down?
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lakesailer_mi
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I'm here ladies...wrapped in leather, oiled up and doin' the white man's overbite....
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
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Tallulah82
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Wow, you step away from a thread for a day, and suddenly there's the devil's exercised being planned - men and women dancing together!
This changes my opinion of the room a little bit - I may have to have some personal counseling offered before I can proceed. Do you have anybody to suggest that can give me the attention I crave...I mean need?
Hmm. You thought you wouldn't get mind-fucked by clicking in here? Really? Such an innocent.
I can offer counselling myself. I have tomorrow morning at 9:15am free. I should have the last custome...client - gone by then. I have until 9:18am. Should be plenty of time.
Nooooo. Of course not! Cheap shit doesn't shower off so easily. Get's stuck in all kinds of cracks and crevices...
LostGirlTink
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Any ladies know the 2-step?
<country boy here
I can two-step, or waltz or salsa
I was signed up for a LOT of dance classes
*curtsy*
lakesailer_mi
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Actually, I'm not bad at Walz, Fox Trot and Swing.
I have a more difficult time with those latin dances...salsa, rhumba and tango....
I have a more difficult time with those latin dances...salsa, rhumba and tango....
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LostGirlTink
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It's all in the hips
Latin dance is ALL hips.
ooo you salsa?
<Can Salsa
I love to Salsa!
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Tallulah82
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Wowzers, loads of talent in here tonight! And your dance skills aren't too shabby either.
I wanna see Indy and Tink doing the Salsa! And I wonder if Curvy and Sailor can keep it just about this side of downright pornographic in their moves together...
PB. I have signed up Lovey which I know you'll enjoy, but I think she's on a break atm. I'll kick her arse if it's an all night break.
I wanna see Indy and Tink doing the Salsa! And I wonder if Curvy and Sailor can keep it just about this side of downright pornographic in their moves together...
PB. I have signed up Lovey which I know you'll enjoy, but I think she's on a break atm. I'll kick her arse if it's an all night break.
lakesailer_mi
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I know...
I know...Wowzers, loads of talent in here tonight! And your dance skills aren't too shabby either.
I wanna see Indy and Tink doing the Salsa! And I wonder if Curvy and Sailor can keep it just about this side of downright pornographic in their moves together...
PB. I have signed up Lovey which I know you'll enjoy, but I think she's on a break atm. I'll kick her arse if it's an all night break.
wait...which side of pornographic are you on???
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Tallulah82
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I know...
wait...which side of pornographic are you on???
Take a wild guess.
lakesailer_mi
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Take a wild guess.
LMAO...yeah, that's what I thought....so, you want really dirty dancing...
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Tallulah82
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LMAO...yeah, that's what I thought....so, you want really dirty dancing...
Damn right I do. I don't get out of bed for anything that doesn't involve at least partial nudity, jiggling body parts and sweaty boob and balls smells. Now, dance, sailor, dance!
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LMAO...yeah, that's what I thought....so, you want really dirty dancing...
I love dirty dancing!
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