You being a sneaky forward observer Riles? Before a similar salvo launch, I heard of, was done on the playground?
Perhaps you will be the life that is needed here. A few regulars may be off talking of life events and subjects not so suited to Lit else where at the moment.
It will pick up again with the next "How do I make my budgie fly into the wall and enjoy it" post.
Tonight I confess to all; tomorrow...not so much maybe. But no, the PG is not for me these days either, though I tried it a few years ago and gave it my winning effort.
Of course now I must google on the hypothetical thread because if you can think it, one might just ask it.