If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

Gods, that is the last time I go on quest without checking just what that damn squire put in my waterskin.
 
As long as it's not Old Spice. ;)

No my cologne is called "Black Suede Leather" which is more or less what it smells like. The only bottle with a ship on it I have... is filled with spiced rum.
 
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No my cologne is called "Black Suede Leather" which is more or less what it smells like. The only bottle with a ship on it I have... is filled with spiced rum.


You must have "the stare" too then. That's really important y'know... a stare that says:

"I'm a dangerous bad-boy with 3-days stubbles that would make Justin Timberlake weep with envy and a set of cheekbones so sharp I could chop a carrot with them. But I'm willing to change my roguish ways for you - only you - and ravish you with a fury and passion tempered in the smouldering fire of my untamed outlaw soul. I will conquer your heart and body and steal you away into the adventurous night on my flaming Harley."

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You must have "the stare" too then. That's really important y'know... a stare that says:

"I'm a dangerous bad-boy with 3-days stubbles that would make Justin Timberlake weep with envy and a set of cheekbones so sharp I could chop a carrot with them. But I'm willing to change my roguish ways for you - only you - and ravish you with a fury and passion tempered in the smouldering fire of my untamed outlaw soul. I will conquer your heart and body and steal you away into the adventurous night on my flaming Harley."

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Oh yeah. That"s the stuff.
 
You must have "the stare" too then. That's really important y'know... a stare that says: ]

I do but mine is a more like this... well minus the eyeliner.

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When I was in my late twenties people asked me if I was kin to him, a lot. I don't have the deep lines down from the nose that he does but our features are similar and we're both red heads.

We have a similar build. I'm a bit more heavy set say a power lifters build. I move stone and concrete for a living.

My hair is that long and has thinned down about that much on top. I just don't dye it black. It'a already turned a deep auburn as I've gotten older.

I have the same type of goatee beard and I dress in just about as much black as he does.

My eyes are a brown so dark they look black unless you put a light right in front of them.

So yeah.. . I've got the stare.

And a wicked grin.:D
 
If you're in this bed. You better shake real smooth.
I could use that stubble for my woodwork class.
 
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