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The Happy Porn Thread

Ha, just spotted your thread Sticky and have just the thing for you :D


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stickygirl said:
Owch! She's laughing but isn't that bad for a guy - I mean what happens if it goes back the wrong way? :confused:
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His scrotum quickly fills ... until his testicles finally explode ... sending blood, sperm and semen shooting out everywhere ... an ambulance is called ... and they do immediate emergency castration on the poor fellow. Now I have no idea why you would for details like that on "The Happy Porn Thread", but since you started this thread and asked the question, I felt an obligation to give an explanation suitably detailed to where nobody will ever EVER ask it again. :cool:

Ofcourse, there are much quicker and easier ways of accomplishing the same thing! ;)

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Did you have any other questions for me, sticks? :cool:

:D
 
stickygirl said:
Owch! She's laughing but isn't that bad for a guy - I mean what happens if it goes back the wrong way? :confused:
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Not a lot - it'll get re-absorbed into the bladder and the passed as normal. Very similar to a man whose had them snip
 
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