Roses are Red, Violets are blue...

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I have always sent people Valentines, have done for years. Most people send them just to their SO, but I send them to all sorts of friends. Often I send a picture and "Happy Valentine's Day!" some I personalize. For the past few years I have been playing with the old poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you

to send to a friend who does not always realize how special they really are, at least to me.

Last year I sent:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have lots of friends
but there is no one like you

This year I am sending:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Silly men
especially you

So I was wondering what other people could come up with based on the original poem?
 
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you.
 
done_got_old said:
Roses are red
Oceans are blue
I’d hide that tiny cock
If I were you

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?


:p :D
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?


:p :D


Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
 
done_got_old said:
Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,


Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue
 
done_got_old said:
Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.


Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock
 
done_got_old said:
Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?

Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
 
done_got_old said:
Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication


Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
 
done_got_old said:
Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
 
Free verse because nothing rhymes with purple

Roses are red
Violets are puple
If you'd go away
I'd be so much happier

Or here's one that does:

Roses are red
But carnations are better
When I think of you
My coochy gets wetter
 
Kylan said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you

Roses are red
Violets are gold
Your cock is dead
Or so I was told
 
Good going!

Rose are red
violets are blue
you may be ill
but I won't reject you

Rose are red
violets are blue
all the chocolate in the world
can't compare to you
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
too bad you're married
or I'd be with you
 
done_got_old said:
roses are red,
my eyes are too
I’d do anything
For a fuck with you!

Oh good one!

May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
 
Noor said:
Oh good one!

May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?


be my guest

Time in on clocks
Paint is on walls
I’ll suck your cock
While I lick your balls
 
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