Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Just returned from the pharmacy. Pretty sure I have everything I need for whatever may arise this evening. Or next week. Or next year. . . .
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Just returned from the pharmacy. Pretty sure I have everything I need for whatever may arise this evening. Or next week. Or next year. . . .
MagicaPractica
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Got a hot date tonight . . . I am prepared to RISE to the occassion this evening.
Go Joe-Bob!
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Good luck, buddy
Thanks, sweetheart! I'm sure my morose housemate and the three cats on my bed won't affect the mood at all. . . .
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Bob you motherfucker you're dead
Holly shit MP calm down put the katana down and leave Bob alone, MP why are you looking at me like that? No MP don't stab me in my chiseled abs, oh no now you've gotten blood all over my hand made Italian loafers, oh no!
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Played the trump card, eh?
MagicaPractica
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They both douche, frequently.
Hey, don't look down on hygiene!
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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A soapy finger here and there can lead to pleasures you may not have considered otherwise.
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Count me in, go deep.
MagicaPractica
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All I can say is they better have permission or they're going to be "broken" hands.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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All I can say is they better have permission or they're going to be "broken" hands.
Mixed messages here. For what it's worth, I was just going to use a little bit of tongue.
MagicaPractica
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For what it's worth, I was just going to use a little bit of sponge.
Well, you could have said so in the first place, that actually sounds soft and . . . rather pleasant.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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But what store? What sponge? Jeez, woman, I want to please you, but I don't know how!
MagicaPractica
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Yes . . . precisely.
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loquere
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Damn, you're lips feel so good on my cock.
What are you talking about i'm on the other side of the room.... Wait where's my pet snake?
MagicaPractica
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Uh huh. I lost my first game.
That CANNOT be allowed to happen again. He ate my chess pieces. That CANNOT be allowed to happen again.
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Uh huh. I lost my first game.
He ate my chess pieces. That CANNOT be allowed to happen again.
It so upsets me when Mommy and Daddy fight.
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In your case, I can imagine; both of your parents used to compete for the World Wrestling Federation.
My Daddy always starts crying after the first blow job; soo embarrassing...
Maybe Mommy shouldn't bite so hard.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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But enough about my issues. I'm hard and want to be bitten.
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Sorry, no cannibals here.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Pity, that. I only come to Lit seeking recipes for legumes, and am forever disappointed.
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I know, I know. But I have to pay for the wedding somehow, and I make a little extra when I work without my teeth. . . .
