MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
- 20,069
Make mine a double.
This isn't Abstrusions, I don't think we have any alcohol in here, and don't you think you've had enough?
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Make mine a double.
I hate ketchup.
I don't think this menage a trois is going to work out, goodbye.
That's my preference for women too.Eh, I've always preferred real men anyway.
That's too much money for coffee.
I don't care if your new hips don't last. You've paid me an outrageous amount of money for them, now get out of my fucking way.
So much for being rich.
Yeah those taxidermists really stuff you, don't they?
I've seen her pussy.
It's a cuttlefish, isn't it?
Oh my God, you're an octopus!
Give me a hug.
Is that blood or tomato sauce in the pizza?
I was in deepl.... And she laughed!
Was it your penis. in fact, you kept saying "Jake, it's all itchy like hives?"
My bed tarts and tots dont bitch at all .No. The red spots and lumps don't itch at all.
My farts don't smell at all.
Who are you?
I am Spartacus.
You have a spare abacus?
I'm afraid.
Are you upset little friend? I will always be here to take care of you.
*looks around* Um .. . . *looks at watch* yeah, okay, I believe the movie is coming to an end now.
USPS seems to take forever.