What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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Colbert Nation Pro-Christmas Ad

This made me laugh. Still think Perry's outfit is reminiscent of the cowboys of Brokeback Mountain.

Great link, thanks.

Actually, Rick Perry is wearing a Carhartt jacket in the ad and not the same jacket that Heath Ledger wore in Brokeback Mountain. Quite a few tweets and blogs made this mistake because the two jackets are fairly similar in appearance. The Carhartt jacket is very, very popular among men in the west who work outdoors and is, in many ways, a pretty strong marker that a man who wears one is pretty conservative, a "man's man" so to speak.
 
Watching my little girls sleep, side by side. My eldest woke up and I reached down to stroke her cheek, and she reached up to grab my finger. I melted :heart:

That's okay. They'll begin to talk before you know it...



and you'll never get another uninterrupted word out of your mouth until they're 18. :rolleyes:

Hey! None of that allowed.
It's truth, which is a defense under the law! :p

Besides, I only said it because there are two of them, and once they learn to talk, he'll be outnumbered 3:1 by females. If that doesn't mean he might as well padlock his lips for the next 18 or so years, nothing does!
 
Great link, thanks.

Actually, Rick Perry is wearing a Carhartt jacket in the ad and not the same jacket that Heath Ledger wore in Brokeback Mountain. Quite a few tweets and blogs made this mistake because the two jackets are fairly similar in appearance. The Carhartt jacket is very, very popular among men in the west who work outdoors and is, in many ways, a pretty strong marker that a man who wears one is pretty conservative, a "man's man" so to speak.

Hmm... didn't know that. Where I'm at in Southern CA runs more to hoodies, leather jackets and whatever Target/Kohls/Sears/Hot Topic type stores are selling. But then I don't pay much attention to jackets unless my hubby is wearing them.

Or they're fugly.
 
Buying an ex tempore ticket to Prague for the weekend and knowing I'll meet a dear friend there!
 
Getting invited to dinner with friends. Reading funny things online. The guy I'm crushing on goofing off and doing silly impressions. :)
 
It's truth, which is a defense under the law! :p

Besides, I only said it because there are two of them, and once they learn to talk, he'll be outnumbered 3:1 by females. If that doesn't mean he might as well padlock his lips for the next 18 or so years, nothing does!

Must be why my father had a job that required him to travel. It was easier than staying at home with a wife and 3 daughters. ;)
 
I have three sisters. My brothers live/d with their mothers. It was a 4:1 woman to man ratio at my house. Then we had a girl cat, a girl dog, and a girl hamster.

My stepdad was a truck driver. :confused:
 
I have three sisters. My brothers live/d with their mothers. It was a 4:1 woman to man ratio at my house. Then we had a girl cat, a girl dog, and a girl hamster.

My stepdad was a truck driver. :confused:

Funny you say that. My Grandfather had 4 daughters, 5 granddaughters and 8 great granddaughters. Most of them lived in the same house (2 Aunts being divorced and moving back home).

He was a traveling salesman and was home about 2 days every 3 months...
 
It may be a silly thing but waking up this morning and seeing a video of me (posted on Daddy's profile) make it to Kinky and Popular on Fetlife made me smile :)
 
It may be a silly thing but waking up this morning and seeing a video of me (posted on Daddy's profile) make it to Kinky and Popular on Fetlife made me smile :)

Hmmm...maybe it's time for me to pony up for some support over there so I can watch the vids. :D
 
I can't bring myself to pony up any money for FL.

But what made me smile/laugh was that a vendor rep called me a "specialist" and a customer called me a "master" at what I do. I R an expert.
 
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Practicing in advance of my class tonight by reading ad copy for Subway restaurants in a variety of voices and styles - including the style usually reserved to announce an upcoming MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!!!!!! :D
 
Our grill vendor flirting with me all day, and the hispanics teasing me about it in Spanish.

He didn't speak a word of Spanish, so "the gril girls" all laughed and carried on with me in Spanish, and made me blush when he would ask what they were going on about. :eek:

I miss girly days.
 
Waking up thinking of Mistress telling me yesterday "I love you enough to beat the shit out of you." *happy sigh* Her sadism meets my masochism so wonderfully. :kiss:

Planning a lesson for my students today about Ancient India ... and realizing how much I will be using words that Mistress has made erotic for me. :eek:
 
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over 'To check my sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me and she couldn't overcome them any more. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door; I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, the entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'


And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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found a hundred dollar bill in some of my halloween stuff
Damn. That would make just about anyone smile! Congrats!

Quite a few years ago, I was broke, had an electric bill overdue (the company about to turn off my power), had next to nothing to eat in my shabby little apartment, and no check due for almost two weeks. Late one night, I was lying in bed reading a book I bought a couple months before at a garage sale (so no way in hell to figure out where or who), and found three hundred dollar bills individually folded in half between different pages of the book. That money paid off my power bill, put food in the freezer and cupboards, and bought me gas to get to work for the next two weeks.

It was the night before Thanksgiving, and let me assure one and all, I was *extremely* thankful the next day when I built and ate my sliced turkey sandwiches and canned yams, freshly purchased at a local grocery.

I also carefully checked each and every garage sale book I hadn't yet read, in wild hopes that there might be more! :D
 
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over 'To check my sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me and she couldn't overcome them any more. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door; I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, the entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'


And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

That one always makes me laugh :)
 
I thought this was cute; but believe 'naughty' too tame a word, at least for me. ;) Still, might garner a quirk of the lips to someone out there.

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