The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Dianthus said:

and I take the Manet and run.


I put in seven pounds of feathers from discarded pillows.

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steve44uk said:

... and you get tickled pink.

I put in an inflatable paddling pool and several gallons of mud...

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NekoParks said:

And you get a Hillbilly mud spa from Appalacha...

I put in a slightly cloud day with a chance of Ragnarök in the evening...

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Handley_Page said:

But the clouds cause twilight to fail



I put in a spare thunderbolt

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NekoParks said:

and you get Loki toying with the Bifröst again...

I put in the number 42...

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NekoParks said:

and you get Loki toying with the Bifröst again...

I put in the number 42...

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steve44uk said:

... and you get a Bob Dylan lyric.

I put in some fjords...

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Handley_Page said:

but there's no blue parrot



I put in a world champion slug

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NekoParks said:

and you get Jörmungand (Midgard Serpen) devouring the world...

I put in Ouroboros...

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Dianthus said:

and the worm in the tequila bottle swallows itself.


I put in two-bite brownies.

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Saxon_Hart said:

And they are only legal in Colorado and Washington.


I put in a Cesar salad with sour dough croutons.

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NekoParks said:

but you receive the unkindest cut of all when you eat it with a fork and knife.

I put in some Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey...

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Handley_Page said:

But the Librarian takes it all away



I put in a new file

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steve44uk said:

... but you break a nail.

I put in a codex...

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Saxon_Hart said:

But the electrician gets pissed off because he requested Romex.


I put in a double pole breaker.

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Handley_Page said:

but "Breaker One Nine" only gets silence.



I put in a new joystick for an A320

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Saxon_Hart said:

But it actually fits an Atari 1600.


I put in an IBM Selectric.

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Handley_Page said:

but the ball is too useful for practising your Golf.


I put in a DVORAK keyboard

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Saxon_Hart said:

But your next story comes out in Cyrillic.


I put in a yes man.

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Handley_Page said:

and the NO man changes sex.



I put in a 'third sex'

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Saxon_Hart said:

And an already confused generation is lost.



I put in Marcel Marceau

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get diagnosed with terminal mimesis.

I put in a Viceroy Butterfly...

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steve44uk said:

.... And a tsunami engulfed you.

I put in Frank N Furter...

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steve44uk said:

.... And a tsunami engulfed you.

I put in Frank N Furter...

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Handley_Page said:

But it's indigestible.


I put in an 18th dimension

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