MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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It's a surprise that golf would hold any appeal for you!
Actually, it was on TV a LOT when I was a kid and I like hand/eye coordination games. *shrug*
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It's a surprise that golf would hold any appeal for you!
One day IT will turn against you!
I don't watch porn films.
But do you know where that thing has been? Keep it away from me!Don't flinch; it's only a weed-whacker.
Keep her away from me!
Didn't your mommy ever teach you to share? Don't bogart the shit.Great, more heroin for me!
Don't bogart the good shit!
I thought you were dead.
Oh!!!
Yeah!
But but buts! I love ass.
You're so right, seeing a really great ass makes me want to ring my ex-wife and lie to her about getting some booty."
The witch doctor made me do it.You really sound like an ass when you sing... "Ooh eee, ooh ah ah, ting, tang, walla-walla bing-bang"
Herbal drugs or xanax?.
Squeeze harder and maybe you'll pass another.I just passed a big one.
Oooh, bother...
Mother?
I have the Eerie (comix) version. I didn't know it was you.I have no mouth and I must scream.
No, sorry, I only kill egos.So what did you think she was filled with; sperm killing gel?
Kill them with kindness or with licorice?No, sorry, I cannot kill my amigos. You do it.
Let's just whip them with licorice!
Ivory chopsticks and a shot of Pepto-Bismal should help.Zounds! Planet Sigma! And me without my prosthetics or prophylactics!
Kind of stop and go yet? It'll smooth out, with practice.I know how to tickle the old ivories, I can play Chopsticks. But you might need a shot of Pepto-Bismal after.
I broke his heart so he busted my jaw. It's the old story.STOP in the name of Love, before you break my heart.
Are they bringing charges against his wife?