Wanted: Anyone dead or alive looking for a chat

Post where ever you fancy. I've no inhibitions about chatting in public or private. You get pretty much the same thing in both places. Frankly, I'm not interesting but perhaps just of interest (for you at least).

I can start on which ever foot you prefer.

Why would you say you're not interesting?

I don't care about public or private either, really. Most people do though so I thought you might be more comfortable via PM.
 
:) thank you.
I want more, that was only one.
I need a few more.

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Daaamn guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl. Could it be that they call you Sweet pea because you're the apple of my eye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRIgvtQYEmA <--Song

I'm not sure what you wanted more of so I decided to give you another deformed veggie and compliment.
 
Vey cute although (along the lines of a Rorschach test?) I like her flyaway hair, I swear he is wearing Beats 😊

He probably loves her unconditionally. There's some long armpit hair. :eek:

I didn't notice the beats until you mentioned it. Good eye spying!

Why would you say you're not interesting?

I don't care about public or private either, really. Most people do though so I thought you might be more comfortable via PM.

I had a slice of humble pie before bed. :)

I invite all and any chatter.
 
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cute too the veggie looks like its chilling.

thank you.

my nipples are getting hard:D

If that got your nipples hard then this will get them hurting. Turnip sent me a dick pic so I thought I'd share. Oh baby.

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It's been a long work day. It sucked. Anyone feeling the same?
 
I love seafood! What kind of fish was it? I also have an odd fascintion on how to fillet all kinds of fish. The cleaning process has always intrigued me.
 
If that got your nipples hard then this will get them hurting. Turnip sent me a dick pic so I thought I'd share. Oh baby.

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I think I have seen that in Japanese anime.
Or I've inadvertantly seen too many Japanese octopus porn and it's forever burned in my cranium...
Rorschach test indeed, I'm starting to scare myself...

I'm having some clam chowder tonight. How about you?

I think I have just read your profile and post stalked you just enough for a sec there I wasn't sure if that was dinner or you had a bisexual date tonight.... :D
 
I love seafood! What kind of fish was it? I also have an odd fascintion on how to fillet all kinds of fish. The cleaning process has always intrigued me.

Fresh or saltwater fish? There's actually fairly significant differences to cleaning a trout or a tuna. I can help answer all of your fish cleaning questions!

BTW did you know the heart of a tuna beats for MINUTES after it is cut out of a fresh caught Yellowfin? Seriously! A little beating, quivering, hunk of bloody sushi squirming in your hand. Damn tasty though!
 
I love seafood! What kind of fish was it? I also have an odd fascintion on how to fillet all kinds of fish. The cleaning process has always intrigued me.
It was tilapia. Not much of a fisherman myself unless you count me pointing to the fish at store and saying, "I want that one."
 
I think I have seen that in Japanese anime.
Or I've inadvertantly seen too many Japanese octopus porn and it's forever burned in my cranium...
Rorschach test indeed, I'm starting to scare myself...



I think I have just read your profile and post stalked you just enough for a sec there I wasn't sure if that was dinner or you had a bisexual date tonight.... :D

I think there is a children's anime about boners. I remember it was playing in a tourist gift shop for seaweed. It was the oddest thing to see all male characters (even the baby) had boners. It was very weird.... xD

Bisexual date! :D That's an amusing thought. I would need to be extremely into her to not be put off by a clam like odor.

Fresh or saltwater fish? There's actually fairly significant differences to cleaning a trout or a tuna. I can help answer all of your fish cleaning questions!

BTW did you know the heart of a tuna beats for MINUTES after it is cut out of a fresh caught Yellowfin? Seriously! A little beating, quivering, hunk of bloody sushi squirming in your hand. Damn tasty though!

I like all kinds of fish but I prefer salt water. I don't need tips as of right now but now I know who to go to. I would say it's just a fascination.
 
Same here!
Though in reality it's more for practical purposes...I'm a big fisherman, and big fish eater, and you never know when I might be in a part of the world where I might be tempted to eat the beating heart of a fresh caught Yellowfin, much to the chagrin of the squirming Costa Rican panga driver thinking I was a crazy Yanquis :D

Ever hear of Opah? No...not Oprah, OPAH! Absolutely delicious, and super rare. Kinda cool to watch how you fillet this crazy looking fish.

http://youtu.be/Q46bcLCIGW4?t=2m46s

(Has a corny local television opening, the good stuff starts@2m46s)
 
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It wasn't the boner...it was the various tentacles/eels protruding from various parts of the anatomy...
 
Do wild fucks on the beach do it for you?

Hello there! If you're dead and responding it gives me the creeps but if you tell me what it's like on he other side I'll promise to be good. As for those who are alive and kicking, great to see you've got some pigment in your skin! (Might I add reassuring too)

I've recently came upon a luxurious amount of spare time and thought what better way to fiddle around with it than chatting up fellow lit'sters.

I prefer tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful with interests in long walks on the beach. Oh definitely can't forget moon gazing as weeeeeell. But anyhow not quite sure if I should have worked harder on the sarcasm but maybe someone would be nice enough to give me a gentle lesson in improving my playful jousting.

I'm a playful young gal just looking for a good chat to pass the time. So please leave your name and number after the beep! *beeeep*

P.s. pms work too :)
 
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