The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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carsonshepherd said:
Gee, then why is your mouth open like that? :eek: :eek:

May I answer something slutty like, "practice?" :eek:

Or is that too tacky? :D
 
Evil Alpaca said:
:(

*Pats on the . . . shoulder*

Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.

Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!
;)
:heart:

Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh
 
Honey123 said:
Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh

You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .
 
Evil Alpaca said:
You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .

Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??> :rolleyes:
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Help give me pleasant dreams later?

so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!

Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.
 
Honey123 said:
Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.

"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."
 
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