Recycled penis

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

QueenLevitra · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

Pick one or two and make them wear the GPS condom.

And don't kiss 'em.

Rawr_Tiger · Dec 8, 2012

Another recycled penis

richard_daily · Dec 8, 2012

I am a horrible environmentalist... I almost never recycle.

There's a lesbian I hang out with from time to time, but other than that, all fresh and new, all the time.

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

QueenLevitra said:
Pick one or two and make them wear the GPS condom.

And don't kiss 'em.

Hahaha. I read that thread and cracked up.

I don't want to get in a relationship until I find somebody really worth the hassles, but I need penis! And the recycled penis is getting a bit stale.

Work with me, woman! I'm venting here!

run_silent · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

I suspect you are going to get your PM box to full within minutes.

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

richard_daily said:
I am a horrible environmentalist... I almost never recycle.

There's a lesbian I hang out with from time to time, but other than that, all fresh and new, all the time.

I don't have your level of emotional detachment.

And I'm not good at one-night stands.

junk_yard · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

Oh my... what would it take to get on THAT list

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

run_silent said:
I suspect you are going to get your PM box to full within minutes.

Eh, whatever, I'm not interested in fucking anybody in cyberspace. I need somebody local. It would be nice to meet somebody awesome but at this point fling-worthy is good, too.

Tryharder62 · Dec 8, 2012

I've been recycling the same penis for almost 27 years.

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

junk_yard said:
Oh my... what would it take to get on THAT list

Pfft.

blobfish · Dec 8, 2012

junk_yard said:
Oh my... what would it take to get on THAT list

I heard that the quickest way into her penis rotation is to argue whether or not Jesus was a socialist.

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

Tryharder62 said:
I've been recycling the same penis for almost 27 years.

Haha, I hope it's a good one.

QueenLevitra · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
Hahaha. I read that thread and cracked up.

I don't want to get in a relationship until I find somebody really worth the hassles, but I need penis! And the recycled penis is getting a bit stale.

Work with me, woman! I'm venting here!

I know, Doll.

And I feel for ya, truly.

Been there.

Coming out alive, let alone STD free, is such a gamble.

Follow your instincts and gut feelings. Stay sober.

Happy fucking!

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

QueenLevitra said:
I know, Doll.

And I feel for ya, truly.

Been there.

Coming out alive, let alone STD free, is such a gamble.

Follow your instincts and gut feelings. Stay sober.

Happy fucking!

Thanks, good advise.

So what's your deal? Do you get steady penis/cunt?

Tryharder62 · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
Haha, I hope it's a good one.

It's sad but I wouldn't know the difference. Never had another one!

Squibbs · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

<-- Has an exciting penis.

QueenLevitra · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
Thanks, good advise.

So what's your deal? Do you get steady penis/cunt?

Steady.

islandman · Dec 8, 2012

Gimme, gimme a man after midnight....

bronzeage · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I have two or three in rotation. Guys I dated years ago, it didn't work out, we remained friends and I can call upon them when the mood strikes.

I've been on a steady diet of recycled penis since June, and I've been feeling I need to introduce new penis into the mix, but I can't seem to do it.

Recycled penis is safe, it doesn't have any risks, emotional or otherwise, but it's not as exciting.

There are more than a few contenders, but they're in my circle of friends and I don't see any of them as bf material and I don't wanna shit where I eat.

Meh.

Penis Emeritus is sort of a prestigious title. It looks good on paper, but it reads too much like a second chance and I just don't do that.

QueenLevitra · Dec 8, 2012

islandman said:
Gimme, gimme a man after midnight....

She knows better.

:wink:

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

Tryharder62 said:
It's sad but I wouldn't know the difference. Never had another one!

That's not sad, as long as you're happy.

I have to tell you, though, when I hit my early 30s and became single again, and I dated different guys and tried different penises, I gained a whole new appreciation.

But in the end the most important aspect of a penis is the man who's attached to it.

naughtycakes · Dec 8, 2012

Squibbs said:
<-- Has an exciting penis.

Please submit a letter of recommendation from your wife and some pics

islandman · Dec 8, 2012

QueenLevitra said:
She knows better.

:wink:

Not a recommendation, just a topical earworm.

richard_daily · Dec 8, 2012

naughtycakes said:
I don't have your level of emotional detachment.

And I'm not good at one-night stands.

I don't sleep with any woman that I don't like a lot...

I actually fuck a lot less than you'd think... but I do lots of perverted shit with all sorts of weirdos.

And I was in love this past summer, I'll have you know.

Thank you VERY much.

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