Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Hypoxia · Nov 27, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Why, thank you, master. Was it the slave tats or the dog collar that gave me away?

Only your general attitude of anxious compliance and attention to detail, like a Marvel Comics letterer.

loquere · Nov 27, 2017

Hypoxia said:
Only you will do for me, you're marvellous.

Dude I'm simply not that into you, but thanks.

MagicaPractica · Nov 27, 2017

loquere said:
I hate to be the one to tell you, but he's just not that into you.

I suppose it's better to know now than later.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Nov 27, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
I suppose it's better to assume she's not into you now than know it when she's, oh, maybe 25?

Just sayin'.

MagicaPractica · Nov 27, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Just prayin'.

Well, it's at least as good as making a wish on a falling star.

loquere · Nov 27, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I'm not doing much, just killing people.

Well stop that.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Nov 27, 2017

loquere said:
Stop strangling your dick!

I assure you, that's the only victim here. But I'll pay him off so he won't ruin my political career. . . .

Hypoxia · Nov 27, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I've got a little song, hit ain't very long
Hit's all about a MUR-der
Jim Hopkin's dog, hit et mah frog
An hit don't go no FUR-der

You're writing for Taylor Swift now, aren't you?

MagicaPractica · Nov 27, 2017

Hypoxia said:
I really enjoy Taylor Swift's music now, don't you?

Well, someone has to, but it's not me.

Hypoxia · Nov 27, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
They asked for volunteers so I jumped up and shouted, "Me! Me!

The innocent walk in where the wise fear to tread. Beware unintended consequences. Like hickeys.

loquere · Nov 28, 2017

RubenR said:
I hate babies!

Their the worst.

MagicaPractica · Nov 28, 2017

loquere said:
There goes the worst of the worst.

Just don't flip him off, you might get fired.

Hypoxia · Nov 28, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
If Mueller doesn't flip Kelly, Tromp might go free.

Oh yeah, talk dirty politics to me! Like the filthy new Word-of-the-Year: Complicit. Oh yeah, say it again! Complicit! how it rolls off your sexy tongue...

MagicaPractica · Nov 28, 2017

Hypoxia said:
Oh yeah, talk alky-hall to me! Vodka! Coffee! Whiskey! Brandy! Yeah, say it again!

Geez, man. I hope the doc clears ya soon. You're getting a tad obsessive.

Hypoxia · Nov 28, 2017

RubenR said:
Put on your old grey bonnet with the blue ribbon on it while I hitch old Dobbin to the shay. And through the fields of clover we'll ride off to Dover for our golden wedding day.

You've sure gotten sentimental. Mental, anyway. Watch out for the horse poop.

MagicaPractica · Nov 29, 2017

Hypoxia said:
You've gotten quite continental.

Why, thank you . . . I think.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Nov 29, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Why, thank you . . . I am indeed hungry for something pink.

Wait . . . I was thinking about salmon. What's on your filthy mind?

MagicaPractica · Nov 29, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Wait . . . you were thinking about cupcake icing? What's on the filthy side of your mind?

Sorry, still cupcake icing.

Hypoxia · Nov 29, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Silly, a cup of rum will do wonders for you.

Yo ho ho. That's what the Pirate Queen told me. But look at me now!

MagicaPractica · Nov 29, 2017

RubenR said:
Wow... I mean... Wow...
The pool table definitely will take some time to get used to, but if it comes with a matching set of cues, I’m willing to give it a try.

Merry Christmas!

Hypoxia · Nov 30, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Merrily we roll along, roll along roll along
Merrily we roll along, and damn the consequences!

They've piled-up XMas trees for a roadblock up ahead. Ready the flamethrowers. And look for alternate routes.

MagicaPractica · Nov 30, 2017

Hypoxia said:
They've piled-up XMas trees for a roadblock up ahead!

Ramming speed! (I've always wanted to say that.)

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Nov 30, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Merry Fuck You! Enjoy the next 26 days of "Feliz Navidad" on the office sound system.

My present for everyone this year is that they all get to go on living. I mean, to the extent that it's within my control.

MagicaPractica · Nov 30, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
My present?
Dear Santa,
Can I get early delivery on noise canceling headphones . . . or at least some high quality ear plugs?
Love,
Joe-Bob
:

Dear Joe-Bob,
Santa is dead.
Love,
MP

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Nov 30, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Dear Joe-Bob,
That twisted old bastard with his army of elfin slaves can't disappoint you anymore.
Love,
MP

Good! I'll just order them from China. Hmm . . . seems like the same kinda deal. . . .

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