What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

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That's limp. You did wear me out last night you know.

But not really.

You know I can't compete with him and it really hurts my feelings when you compare his magnificent cock to my milkshake.
 
You know I can't compete with him and it really hurts my feelings when you compare his magnificent cock to my milkshake.

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. No, really. Open the back door, they're lined up around the block waiting for their turn.
 
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. No, really. Open the back door, they're lined up around the block waiting for their turn.

I should have bought the vitamix.

Taught Rupaul how to "work it gurl"

Oops, thought it was the lie thread.

Ummmmm...I need a snickers moment

It's leaking again. Can you use your finger?
 
Playing doctor with the nurse again? I'll sit in the waiting room...
 
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