I’ve never claimed anything like that in my life time
Then again there’s still a lot of time to do just that
Hah, the situations I'm usually in are so silly though. Some guy will be trying to dirty talk to me like "would you like my 9 inch cock darling" then it's clearly not when we get down to it. Why bother, I don't really care what size and I'm clearly going to be able to tell later