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spacekowboy
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I have guns and can help repopulate the earth.
Trigger_Warning
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Don't know about high sperm count, I'm not a father but I haven't been in a relationship where we even talked about wanting children. I'm game for trying to repopulate the earth though. I am good with rope 
, have lots of experience camping and hunting, and am good with a knife. I would be an asset on your zombie apocalypse team.
, have lots of experience camping and hunting, and am good with a knife. I would be an asset on your zombie apocalypse team.
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spacekowboy
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If its not high enough, just keep trying.
stickygirl
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What's with the re-population thing? We had our shot at it and screwed up. Live out our days wherever we like, having sex and not having babies. Shoot anything else that moves
think of the prolapses, the wrinkles, the potential life threatening child-birth thing...
think of the prolapses, the wrinkles, the potential life threatening child-birth thing...
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PeteHulbert37
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I'm not sure how useful I'd be, but I'm very passionate about the cause.
jezzilee
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AngusBridie
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I have a particular set of skills, I can make shine.
slutindianwife
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I'm always horny
LoquiSordidaAdMe
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I'm joining team zombie at the first opportunity. I've been stockpiling human brains and formaldehyde, so while the rest of them are shambling after shotgun toting survivors, I'll be kicking back in a hot tub full of preservative with a cerebrum margarita.
Care to join me?
Care to join me?
LIVINRFANTASIES
In a Cornfield Near You
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Denny
It's worked for us since 1970.
I can drink it.
We'll be right beside you. I can do the gator roll.
If you got those human brains in DC they are all defective. Throw them in the soup pot and try again.
TwinkleStars
Under the covers.
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I am your only option on here, jezzilee. With my highly extensive knowledge of zombies, you'd live a very long time and die a natural death.
And, if you really need sexual release, I'd be more then happy to pleasure your sexy bod in anyway you wish.
And, if you really need sexual release, I'd be more then happy to pleasure your sexy bod in anyway you wish.
Hypoxia
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My partner and I have developed a freeform ultralight virtual Faraday Cage that blocks all EMF (electromagnetic field) signals including degraded body energy of zombis, vampires, were-critters, Reptilioids, Republicans, and some GB posters. Activate the FC at a 10-meter radius and we're perfectly safe. For now.
LoquiSordidaAdMe
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HA! Good point. Better check with my supplier.
Paendragon
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My penis is large enough that I can beat a zombie to death with it.
pink
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I can't run either. Too much boobage.
TwinkleStars
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neci
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Every apocalypse quiz I've ever taken tells me I will be one of the first to go. the only plus I have going for me is I love giving head. Hopefully that and the ability to cook anything given any kind of supplies will land me a spot in someone's compound, before I am eaten alive.
the only plus I have going for me is I love giving head. Hopefully that and the ability to cook anything given any kind of supplies will land me a spot in someone's compound, before I am eaten alive.
jezzilee
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Oh, Que! You should also be getting pretty dang good at driving so you can be a zombie herder!
But can you make raspberry shine or better yet apple pie??
You can be the evil leader!
I'm gonna pass, the zombies don't do the sex so I think I will stick to alive and kicking... orgasm is the only thing in the world keeping me sane, and a lot more natural than some of the meds I took once upon a time!
I am your only option on here, jezzilee. With my highly extensive knowledge of zombies, you'd live a very long time and die a natural death.
And, if you really need sexual release, I'd be more then happy to pleasure your sexy bod in anyway you wish.
How can I argue with that????
You and your partner are in! Although, I hate to tell you this, there will one day be a zombie apocalypse but those other critters are just silly, made up kinda things
But can it take out a whole herd all at once? And if it can, I think I am gonna pass!
Never too much... I have not enough!
Every apocalypse quiz I've ever taken tells me I will be one of the first to go.
Stay inside and be safe!!
