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out pops a vanilla scented ball of wax
I put in a bottle of excedrin
and your head implodes
I put in a small fishing rod
and you get back a hook full of seaweed.
I put in a bag of shelled peanuts ...
and wait till the film starts
I put in an ice cream
and you get a giggle
I put in purple ear plugs
and you don't have to listen to audio books of purple prose.
I put in a set of broken headphones...
and you get the Sound of Silence
I put in a bottle of still water
and you get a moving experience.
I put in a still...
and you cannot move
I put in a bottling machine
And, out pops the bottles of vodka.
I put in an East of the River label.
and you get back a Union label.
I put in a stalk of ripe bananas ...
and you get a bottle of very alcoholic Banana
I put in a teetotal holiday in somewhere nice
and les gens de Nice cannot understand le "teetotal holiday."
I put in a bottle of Pastis, comme en Marseille...
And you get a bag full of Aniseed ball sweets
I put in an airline sickbag
And, I find the last passenger has left me a gift of cash in side.
I put in an empty purse.
you get back orthopedic shoesand the casino fills it to overflowing.
I put a very popular lady in a red hat...
you get back orthopedic shoes
I put in a half of a cigar and a glass of scotch.
and you get an invitation to a "Gentleman's Club."
I put in some interesting dinner entertainment...
and, you get an interested dinner partner and some entertainment.
I put in a delicious dessert.
and you get back a 'suitable' thank you.
I put in a collection of sci-fi novels ...
and you get abducted by little green women.
I put in an alien examination...
and, the guy with the green probe is pretty cute.
I put in a light stick.
and you meet Officer Jedi on his beat.
I put in some interesting illuminations...
which get the attention of the Illuminati
I put in an iron gate