The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

GreyRook · Sep 19, 2011

out pops a vanilla scented ball of wax

I put in a bottle of excedrin

Handley_Page · Sep 24, 2011

GreyRook said:
out pops a vanilla scented ball of wax

I put in a bottle of excedrin

and your head implodes

I put in a small fishing rod

TE999 · Sep 25, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and your head implodes

I put in a small fishing rod

and you get back a hook full of seaweed.

I put in a bag of shelled peanuts ...

Handley_Page · Sep 25, 2011

TE999 said:
and you get back a hook full of seaweed.

I put in a bag of shelled peanuts ...

and wait till the film starts

I put in an ice cream

Noor · Sep 28, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and wait till the film starts

I put in an ice cream

and you get a giggle

I put in purple ear plugs

Tio_Narratore · Sep 28, 2011

Noor said:
and you get a giggle

I put in purple ear plugs

and you don't have to listen to audio books of purple prose.

I put in a set of broken headphones...

Handley_Page · Sep 28, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you don't have to listen to audio books of purple prose.

I put in a set of broken headphones...

and you get the Sound of Silence

I put in a bottle of still water

Tio_Narratore · Sep 28, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and you get the Sound of Silence

I put in a bottle of still water

and you get a moving experience.

I put in a still...

Handley_Page · Sep 28, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get a moving experience.

I put in a still...

and you cannot move

I put in a bottling machine

YoursSINSerely · Sep 28, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and you cannot move

I put in a bottling machine

And, out pops the bottles of vodka.

I put in an East of the River label.

TE999 · Sep 29, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
And, out pops the bottles of vodka.

I put in an East of the River label.

and you get back a Union label.

I put in a stalk of ripe bananas ...

Handley_Page · Sep 29, 2011

TE999 said:
and you get back a Union label.

I put in a stalk of ripe bananas ...

and you get a bottle of very alcoholic Banana

I put in a teetotal holiday in somewhere nice

Tio_Narratore · Sep 29, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and you get a bottle of very alcoholic Banana

I put in a teetotal holiday in somewhere nice

and les gens de Nice cannot understand le "teetotal holiday."

I put in a bottle of Pastis, comme en Marseille...

Handley_Page · Sep 29, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and les gens de Nice cannot understand le "teetotal holiday."

I put in a bottle of Pastis, comme en Marseille...

And you get a bag full of Aniseed ball sweets

I put in an airline sickbag

YoursSINSerely · Sep 30, 2011

Handley_Page said:
And you get a bag full of Aniseed ball sweets

I put in an airline sickbag

And, I find the last passenger has left me a gift of cash in side.

I put in an empty purse.

Tio_Narratore · Sep 30, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
And, I find the last passenger has left me a gift of cash in side.

I put in an empty purse.

and the casino fills it to overflowing.

I put a very popular lady in a red hat...

SouthernSass · Sep 30, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and the casino fills it to overflowing.

I put a very popular lady in a red hat...

you get back orthopedic shoes

I put in a half of a cigar and a glass of scotch.

Tio_Narratore · Sep 30, 2011

SouthernSass said:
you get back orthopedic shoes

I put in a half of a cigar and a glass of scotch.

and you get an invitation to a "Gentleman's Club."

I put in some interesting dinner entertainment...

YoursSINSerely · Sep 30, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get an invitation to a "Gentleman's Club."

I put in some interesting dinner entertainment...

and, you get an interested dinner partner and some entertainment.

I put in a delicious dessert.

TE999 · Sep 30, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, you get an interested dinner partner and some entertainment.

I put in a delicious dessert.

and you get back a 'suitable' thank you. :kiss:

I put in a collection of sci-fi novels ...

Tio_Narratore · Sep 30, 2011

TE999 said:
and you get back a 'suitable' thank you.

I put in a collection of sci-fi novels ...

and you get abducted by little green women.

I put in an alien examination...

YoursSINSerely · Sep 30, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get abducted by little green women.

I put in an alien examination...

and, the guy with the green probe is pretty cute.

I put in a light stick.

Tio_Narratore · Sep 30, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, the guy with the green probe is pretty cute.

I put in a light stick.

and you meet Officer Jedi on his beat.

I put in some interesting illuminations...

Handley_Page · Sep 30, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you meet Officer Jedi on his beat.

I put in some interesting illuminations...

which get the attention of the Illuminati

I put in an iron gate

TE999 · Oct 1, 2011

Handley_Page said:
which get the attention of the Illuminati

I put in an iron gate

and you're kept away from the mansion.

I put in a set of old Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedias ...

Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls ...

The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Virgin

Draco interdum Vincit

How 'bout a kiss, baby

Draco interdum Vincit

Citizen of the World

Studies

Draco interdum Vincit

Studies

Draco interdum Vincit

Still East of the River

How 'bout a kiss, baby

Draco interdum Vincit

Studies

Draco interdum Vincit

Still East of the River

Studies

Really Experienced

Studies

Still East of the River

How 'bout a kiss, baby

Studies

Still East of the River

Studies

Draco interdum Vincit

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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