Nina327
Literotica Guru
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This is an easily solved problem. Eat something.
but.... the food is so far away...
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This is an easily solved problem. Eat something.
but.... the food is so far away...
This is an easily solved problem. Eat something.
but.... the food is so far away...
Ring ring!
*answers*
Hello? Yes, she's here. May I ask who's calling?
.......
Wait, really?
......
Huh. Okay then!
*holds out the phone*
Nobel committee for you!
Ring ring!
*answers*
Hello? Yes, she's here. May I ask who's calling?
.......
Wait, really?
......
Huh. Okay then!
*holds out the phone*
Nobel committee for you!
*nods and nods* As do I!applauds
LT ~ I wish I was that smart!
Take a message.
They keep calling.
*nods and nods* As do I!
*shrugs and puts the phone back up to his ear*
She said, and a quote, she'd like you to stop calling, and eat a bag of dicks.
*hangs up the phone*
Okay, I dealt with it.
*nods*
LT: I need new library books, but it's too cold to go. I swear I've read every book in the house at least twenty times.
There is plenty to read on Literotica...
plus it's always more fun to make your own escapist fantasy
Celebrate!
Lol what's holding you back, Miss?
How much creative license can you take?
Can an alien turn her pussy into the feeling of three mouths? Don't you think that would be playing unfair?