What's the hottest occupation for a female?

I was being polite, since you started off by sending me %s and facts I never asked for.

For the record, this is a falsehood.

On June 18th, KindofHere PMed me out of the blue: "I need an opinion." Here's what he wrote me:

So, I asked Laurel for a sweep. I've asked for several - maybe I'm annoying her.

So I got my sweep today and my two top stories (on the HoF list in Taboo) .... lost around 300 votes total, but only lost .01 in points. (The one that lost near 100 votes).

How does that happen? Not the vote lost, but the points staying the same? Shouldn't I have jumped one way or the next?

And, my other stories lost no more than 5 and most only 1. How does that happen? I have one story that lost 5 with 990 votes (now 986) but I thought that was packing in the votes at a pretty crazy rate, but it lost barely any while the other two the votes seemed steady and consistent.

Anyway ... what do you make of that? If you can make anything out of that? Do you know if it that happens a lot?

Thanks.

I replied, answering KoH's query. He wrote me back five more times in that discussion, with further queries along the same lines, and I answered them.

On July 21, KoH PMed me again: "Math Again":

So ... I had my problems today. And it wasn't just with that 17 votes, it was throughout the morning, rising from as low as 4.83 to 4.86, being dropped from 4.85 twice (at least) to 4.83, up to 4.86 and finally 4.82.

I don't people go what I was trying to say & why I was mad. Not the points, but the deliberate attack.

So ... I log out, went away, cooled my head, came back. My score is now 4.84 at 396 votes. That's 38 votes more and and 191.08 points more (1916.64 - 1725.56) ... for an average of 5.0284 .... per vote.

***comment about a third party edited out in the interests of drama avoidance - Bramble***

I posted my complaint after the score stopped going down.

Anyway ... that's a bit more info for you, just to help prove what your math said that I couldn't do in words (apparently).

Later.

AFAICT from my sent folder, I didn't reply to that one at all.

August 8, KoH started PMs again: "Remember my thread":

Where I said someone was going out of there way to drop one of my stories and people (EB) doubted that shite.

So last night I was at 1044 votes (I think) when I went to bed and a 4.86 average. Woke up to a sweep and was at 4.90 with 983 votes.

So, if my math was correct and I'd like to think it was because it seems pretty simpled .... that was a difference of 257 points in 61 votes for a 4.27 average and if it was all 1s and 5s taken away, it was like 12 ones removed and 49 fives.

AND, about the time I put that thread up, the ones stopped coming so maybe someone (and AH author?) got a little nervous it would be investigated? - I think I had a second life as a conspiracy theorist.

Anyway ... I'm not crazy! haha, or full of an ego and I don't see 'attacks' where there are none. I'm going to leave it alone though, but so long as I tell someone who can see stuff for what it is, I feel a little vindicated.

I replied to that one very briefly:

257/61 = 4.21 not 4.27, but otherwise those numbers look right. Sounds like the sweep did some good!

Cheers - B

He responded to that, and I didn't write back. Every one of those PM discussions was initiated from his end, as with almost all of the others we've had.
 
It's shame that I don't have the same insecurities as you that forces me to save all PMs I ever sent, because deep down inside you are waiting for the day to unleash your spite.

Er... the system saves messages *by default*. They stay there in the mailbox until I make a conscious effort to delete them. Since I don't PM enough to fill my mailbox very quickly, and I'm not very diligent about tidying up, that doesn't happen often.

I could counter those with our first PMs ever, but again, I don't save my PMs so that one day I can weaponize them.

Happy to help. The first PM conversation with you that I can find in my mailbox was September 10, 2017. Like many of the others, it started with you PMing me to grumble about somebody I'd been talking to on the forums. Subject line was "Saw your post":

You can't talk to a guy like ***name of third party redacted by Bramble***, he has a very narrow minded and argumentative personality.

He twisted your words to suit his own and is asking questions that you never made an argument against because I guess he thinks that makes him right.

I write taboo stories for a few simple reasons:

Views - they get so many views
Less likely to get stolen for profit (I think)
I like to think one day I might actually sell my real story ideas

That being said, I throw in heavy alcohol and drug use when I do write the taboo. This 'plausible' scenario stuff is for people who don't want to admit their fetish causes real world pain 99.9% percent of the time. It's like when the law puts an innocent person in jail and then they don't want to admit they made a mistake until they absolutely have to.

One last example into the mind of an incest/taboo fan. I had an anonymous comment I deleted on my latest story:
"Fuck you, you fucking druggy!" ... but no condemnation of the incest/taboo. Just the drugs. These people do not live in the real world.

Not sure how that "counters" anything, but if you think it helps your case, you're welcome to it.

I wonder if Laurel has a master copy hidden somewhere in her servers? I wonder if those are word for word what are PMs were about? The edit button isn't hard to use.

There's no "edit button" on inbox messages, but of course it would be possible to edit the text when pasting it here. To show that I didn't do that (except for the two redactions I've indicated above), here's a screenshot of your message on June 18, as it appears in my inbox.

Feel free to ask Laurel or Manu, if you think they have time for your bullshit. I'm happy for either of them to access my mailbox and confirm that I've represented our messages honestly, with one condition: if they do confirm that my representation is honest, and that you've been lying about our PMs, you agree to cop a permanent ban from this forum.
 

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This was a perfectly worthwhile and interesting thread, and now it's been hijacked by one of the silliest fights I've ever seen in the AH. Can we just call it quits? Surely nothing more can be accomplished with this back and forth.

Anyone have anything further to say about sexy jobs for women characters (other than cellists)?

How about this -- a taxonomy of the ways in which a female character's job might figure in an erotic story, how it enhances the eroticism, and any stories you've written that reflect one or more of those types?

1. The job itself involves obviously erotic activity -- exotic dancer, webcam model, prostitute. So far none of my stories fit in this category.
2. The job involves an activity that is not usually seen as erotic but that is eroticized or fetishized in the story. I wrote a story about a chef whose cooking skills come into play in fetishized, erotic way during the story, and where the look and smell and taste of the food was (so I intended) meant to enhance the eroticism of the story. Almost any job could, theoretically, be presented to fall under this category.
3. The job is not erotic, but some aspect of the job plays into the plot of the story in a nonerotic, plot-propelling way. My science fiction story falls under this category -- the character's job as a linguistics professor is important to the plot, including the erotic activity that occurs, but not presented as erotic.
4. The job is usually seen as not erotic, so the contrast with the character's erotic activity is used to heighten the eroticism. The hot librarian concept is an example of this. Several of my stories play on this notion.
5. The job creates dramatic tension with the erotic/sexual activity, because that activity conflicts with the job or poses a threat to the character keeping her job. My Hotel Exhibitionist series falls under this category, because the female character's exhibitionism is in tension with her need to maintain a public reputation as a pharmaceutical sales rep.

Are there other ways a job can be "erotic" in an erotic story?
 
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I have no clue who sent what PMs, I don't save mine. I just told you I did because I knew you wouldn't be able to let it go

...and because you were stupid enough to think you wouldn't get caught.

Just gonna save KoH's admission of lying here, in case he decides to edit it out later, and that's the last I'll be interacting with him.
 
...and because you were stupid enough to think you wouldn't get caught.

Just gonna save KoH's admission of lying here, in case he decides to edit it out later, and that's the last I'll be interacting with him.

Get caught? I got tired of this and I gave you a break. Who knows how far I could have pushed you? If Laurel sent back that she can get all of my messages that I deleted, I would have admitted the truth just like I did: Our conversations weren't important enough to remember.

Get caught? What is 'getting caught' on this forum going to do to my life? What are the repercussions? What do you think is going to happen in my life by 'getting caught' on this forum?

Therapy miss. Go get it.

EDIT: Read the quotes or contact Bramblethorn for what I posted on this thread.
 
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How about this -- a taxonomy of the ways in which a female character's job might figure in an erotic story, how it enhances the eroticism, and any stories you've written that reflect one or more of those types?

1. The job itself involves obviously erotic activity -- exotic dancer, webcam model, prostitute. So far none of my stories fit in this category.
2. The job involves an activity that is not usually seen as erotic but that is eroticized or fetishized in the story. I wrote a story about a chef whose cooking skills come into play in fetishized, erotic way during the story, and where the look and smell and taste of the food was (so I intended) meant to enhance the eroticism of the story. Almost any job could, theoretically, be presented to fall under this category.
3. The job is not erotic, but some aspect of the job plays into the plot of the story in a nonerotic, plot-propelling way. My science fiction story falls under this category -- the character's job as a linguistics professor is important to the plot, including the erotic activity that occurs, but not presented as erotic.
4. The job is usually seen as not erotic, so the contrast with the character's erotic activity is used to heighten the eroticism. The hot librarian concept is an example of this. Several of my stories play on this notion.
5. The job creates dramatic tension with the erotic/sexual activity, because that activity conflicts with the job or poses a threat to the character keeping her job. My Hotel Exhibitionist series falls under this category, because the female character's exhibitionism is in tension with her need to maintain a public reputation as a pharmaceutical sales rep.

Are there other ways a job can be "erotic" in an erotic story?

I'd expand your #5 to include the popular NC/reluctance staple where it's refusing the sexual activity that would threaten somebody's job.

6. Job allows her to afford erotic activities that would otherwise be unattainable: high-tech sex toys, exotic getaways, etc. etc. My current work in progress is about a woman who hires a friend as an escort, which depends on her having enough disposable income to do that.

7. Although not usually erotic, the job gives rise to an erotic scenario. One of mine involves a reptile handler who gives a snake show at a school; one of her snakes crawls inside her shirt and gets tangled in her bra, so our heroine has to help her remove it. (Based on something that happened with my ex.)

8. The job plays into the emotional background to the sexual activity. She works in customer service all day long, so by the time she gets home she's ready to let off steam; she's on the road a lot and lonely, so she ends up looking for short-term liaisons; she's rich and he's poor, which throws up complications; etc. etc. Not sure if this counts as a subset of your #3, but I think it's common enough to be a category in its own right.

9. Story pacing: sometimes it works better to have space between the sex scenes, and a character's job can be a good way to achieve that.
 
Get caught? I got tired of this and I gave you a break. Who knows how far I could have pushed you? If Laurel sent back that she can get all of my messages that I deleted, I would have admitted the truth just like I did: Our conversations weren't important enough to remember.

Get caught? What is 'getting caught' on this forum going to do to my life? What are the repercussions? What do you think is going to happen in my life by 'getting caught' on this forum?

Therapy miss. Go get it.

TL;DR - I will lie about anything, to anyone, and at any time if I think it might suit my purposes.

Anyone who considers themselves friend to a person like that should do some thinking.
 
TL;DR - I will lie about anything, to anyone, and at any time if I think it might suit my purposes.

Anyone who considers themselves friend to a person like that should do some thinking.

Anyone, who trust anyone on an anonymous forum should do some thinking.

And since I've already put you in your place in past threads, I'm going to let it go here. Maybe you have a few of our PMs where I tried to get you to calm down too, because life's too short to go ballistic on a forum.
 
Anyone, who trust anyone on an anonymous forum should do some thinking.

And since I've already put you in your place in past threads, I'm going to let it go here. Maybe you have a few of our PMs where I tried to get you to calm down too, because life's too short to go ballistic on a forum.

We have literally never interacted, but thanks for playing.
 
We have literally never interacted, but thanks for playing.


This thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1476581&page=2 ... you quoted me on post #30 and I did my usual ..... erase of my past comments, but since I'm quoted on your post, I can write it down.

I said: Write however you want to. If it's good, it's good, if it's not, it's not. (And you responded with the below quote.)

That's disingenuous too.

If I submitted my grocery list to Lit and then asked for tips on how to make it more sexy, you would have zero suggestions?

And we interacted on post #32 and post #38 and #42, what do I get for playing? (More harsh words?)

Now, I guess that makes you a liar too, anyone who considers you a friend should do some thinking.
 
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What's the hottest occupation for a female?


I have a thing for female lawyers. I love the way they dress, wondering what feminine touches might hide under their power suits. I love their assured self-confidence.

Ironically, while I have had (and still have) a male lawyer for a lover, I have never had a female one.

 
This thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1476581&page=2 ... you quoted me on post #30 and I did my usual ..... erase of my past comments, but since I'm quoted on your post, I can write it down.

I said: Write however you want to. If it's good, it's good, if it's not, it's not. (And you responded with the below quote.)



And we interacted on post #32 and post #38 and #42, what do I get for playing? (More harsh words?)

Now, I guess that makes you a liar too, anyone who considers you a friend should do some thinking.

Oh. I remember why I don't remember you. Your habit of deleting your own posts, so that you can't be held accountable for the things you say, is so unbelievably dishonest that I ignored you. The question now is how did you get off of it.
 
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I have a thing for female lawyers. I love the way they dress, wondering what feminine touches might hide under their power suits. I love their assured self-confidence.

Ironically, while I have had (and still have) a male lawyer for a lover, I have never had a female one.


Law is a good job for a female character to have. It hits a number of the points mentioned above. Lawyers meet interesting people and can get involved in interesting situations. It's a job where reputation is important, and that may conflict with the character's sexual activity. A strong confident woman can be very sexual, or her sexuality behind the scenes could be a counterpoint to, or in conflict with, her workplace demeanor. Lawyers have ethical and professional duties, which can create conflicts or plot points. Lawyers tend to be verbal and well spoken.
 
Oh. I remember why I don't remember you. Your habit of deleting your own posts, so that you can't be held accountable for the things you say, is so unbelievably dishonest that I ignored you. The question now is how did you get off of it.

Can't be held accountable, that's why you think I do it? That's the conclusion you came to when people constantly quote people on Lit.

Anyway, since you're a liar, chances are you never put me on your ignore list and maybe you were hoping I wouldn't remember.

Doesn't matter, I don't care.
 
Law is a good job for a female character to have. It hits a number of the points mentioned above. Lawyers meet interesting people and can get involved in interesting situations. It's a job where reputation is important, and that may conflict with the character's sexual activity. A strong confident woman can be very sexual, or her sexuality behind the scenes could be a counterpoint to, or in conflict with, her workplace demeanor. Lawyers have ethical and professional duties, which can create conflicts or plot points. Lawyers tend to be verbal and well spoken.


Good points!

I have never written a lawyer character, but I am interacting with one in my Natural Law shared story.
 
I'd expand your #5 to include the popular NC/reluctance staple where it's refusing the sexual activity that would threaten somebody's job.

6. Job allows her to afford erotic activities that would otherwise be unattainable: high-tech sex toys, exotic getaways, etc. etc. My current work in progress is about a woman who hires a friend as an escort, which depends on her having enough disposable income to do that.

7. Although not usually erotic, the job gives rise to an erotic scenario. One of mine involves a reptile handler who gives a snake show at a school; one of her snakes crawls inside her shirt and gets tangled in her bra, so our heroine has to help her remove it. (Based on something that happened with my ex.)

8. The job plays into the emotional background to the sexual activity. She works in customer service all day long, so by the time she gets home she's ready to let off steam; she's on the road a lot and lonely, so she ends up looking for short-term liaisons; she's rich and he's poor, which throws up complications; etc. etc. Not sure if this counts as a subset of your #3, but I think it's common enough to be a category in its own right.

9. Story pacing: sometimes it works better to have space between the sex scenes, and a character's job can be a good way to achieve that.

These are excellent additions to the list. Great points.
 
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